He had a computer that was state of the art and actually spoke to him. The rather young Archan enjoyed being called the ‘sexiest man on four paws’ daily. Though his boss always rolled his eyes then went back to pouring over books and smoking his cigar with a nice glass of port. Ah well, to each his own right?
There was a map on the wall depicting all the relevant areas around Subeta and even some of the not so relevant including all underground sewer systems. Ew. Tebo would not step a paw in one even if Synthetics actually returned his regard.
Well- maybe then.
Grumbling under his breath he squinted at the screen, tongue poking out from between his lips in a sure sign of concentration. He knew he could pass the security if he just- AHA! Letting out a whoop that no one but the dust motes could hear he went back to typing furiously when-
CRASH!
Tebo squealed like a girl and jerked back so hard he slammed into the wall and sent a stack of papers raining down over him. With flailing limbs he righted himself, batting the flying bits of white away from him and blinked as his boss stood right there. Uh, he’d never seen the man so rattled.
“I have been framed for murder, pack essentials we are going on a trip.” Synthetics voice was cultured and smooth and Tebo almost melted every time he heard it.
“Now, Tebo!”
Oh. Oh. “Right, Mr. Syn-“ Pushing away from his desk Tebo quickly packed a bag, stuffing in files as Synthetics barked at him what he needed; a small handheld computer, several maps, snorkel gear (wth, not even asking), a stash of cigars and earl grey tea.
Before he knew it they were taking the back alleys away from their little office where the sign Syn’s Detective Inc. gleamed in the light of the street lamps. “Off on yet another adventure then. Who did you piss off this time?”
“Mind your manners, no need to be uncouth.”
Tebo snorted then all was quiet except for the sound of their footsteps- suddenly broken by his boss’s voice.
“Tebo?”
”Yes, Mr. Syn?”
“Remove your paw from my backside. Learn some control.”
Oops. What did he expect? Tebo was the one having to watch that delicious mound of metal sway in front of him. Some people were too sexy for their own good.