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Aim for the Stars
Elon SUX
Legacy Name: Elon
The
Galactic EndeavorOwner:
SynthAge: 9 years, 4 months, 3 weeks
Born: November 25th, 2014
Adopted: 9 years, 4 months, 3 weeks ago
Adopted: November 25th, 2014
Statistics
- Level: 159
- Strength: 350
- Defense: 300
- Speed: 301
- Health: 301
- HP: 301/301
- Intelligence: 795
- Books Read: 740
- Food Eaten: 12
- Job: Interstellar Traveler
So it turns out this guy's actually garbage, that's very unfortunate. Especially since he was able to buy his way into a position of such influence. I can't stand him anymore but unfortunately I put a lot of effort into this pet. I'm not really comfortable having a fanpet for someone awful but sunk cost and all, you know? So I'm going to just try out this name change for now and see how that feels. Having a hatepet is kinda gross too but I don't know what to do. Ugh.
Rockets, electric cars, AI and neurotech are still cool though. I hope he continues to further these technologies and doesn't end up tarnishing them with his increasingly-cringeworthy reputation.
Go die on Mars, Elon...you can do it, I believe in you!
*burns my Cult of Elon membership card and shudders at the thought I used to think this POS was cool*
Pet Treasure
Blue Zombird Plushie
Influential Shiba Coin
Romero NOVA Orrery Piece
Solar Powered Book
Romero NOVA Star Chart
Guide to the Galaxy
Mars Planetary Charm
Flamethrower Pete Plushie
Atebus Baby New Year Wrap
Stocks Drinking Game Rules
Life as a Stocker!
Short Shorts
How to Plant a Tree Kit
Money Tree
Flying Car
Two Panel Satellite
Cosmic Dust Analyzing Satellite
Exploration Rover
Radar Mapping Satellite
Three Panel Satellite
Deep Space Satellite
Space Shuttle Model
Stupendous Stories Vol. 11
Galaxan Wastes Travel Poster
Star Chart
Galaxy Mug
Model of the Solar System
Swirling Twirling Galaxy
Planetary Mobile
Galaxy Trim2Fit Decal Sheet
Clockwork Orrery
Smattering of Asteroids
One Small Step
Harvested Moon
Galaxy Orb
Inverted Galaxy Orb
Red Happy Planet Plushie
Red Planet Space Pop
Fancy Ringed Planet Ornament
Fancy Painted Planet Ornament
Ringed Planet Charm
Mesaa Planet Plushie
Lapidarian Planet Plushie
Dibbala Planet Plushie
Azure Planet Plushie
Knotta Planet Plushie
Satellite
Wayne
Lightning Bolt
Sport Car
Inexplicable Lightning Bolt
Atebus Space Suit
Pina Park Convertible
Bottled Lightning
Professor Spaceman Action Companion
Space Oddity Sticker
Digger 412
Fixer 282
Driller 007
Android Dystopia Costume Trunk
Junko Entropy Art Print
Triptrap
Lovetron 3000
Repurposed Voltmeter
Repurposed Calipers
Build Your Own Spaceship
Greatest Engineer Sticker
Annotated Engineering Book
An Introduction to Engineering
Schematic Art Book
Understanding Basic Physics
Rocket Surgery
Physics Textbook
Pop-Up Book of Amazing Journeys
Love Rocket
Time Machine
Rocketship Ornament
Void Lord Rocket Sauce
Bright Tin Rocketship
Light Tin Rocketship
Cool Tin Rocketship
Rusty Tin Rocketship
Classic Tin Rocketship
Spaceoid
Space Monkey
Planetary Snowball
Star Snowball
Rocketship Snowball
Box of Space Dust
Bottled Spaceship
Wind-Up Rocket Roller
Marshmallow Spaceship Cake
Rocket Helmet
Rocket Shoes
Rocket Plushie
Rocket T-shirt