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Alessandre has a minion!

Swirlies the Cotton Candy Blob Kitty




Alessandre


The Angel Irion
Owner: PiplupMagby34

Age: 5 years, 7 months, 1 day

Born: December 3rd, 2014

Adopted: 3 years, 7 months, 6 days ago

Adopted: November 28th, 2016


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Statistics


  • Level: 5
     
  • Strength: 12
     
  • Defense: 13
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 12
     
  • HP: 12/12
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


If you are a food minion living in Subeta, your state of existence is always uneasy. There is always that thought lurking in the back of your head, “Someone might eat me!”

In recent years this fear has only been amplified by achievements that are given to users who feed these special minions to their pets. Some very unlucky food minions have sustained injuries from Subetans who were all too eager to have a delicious snack. These injuries range from simple bites on the body to loss of limbs. The impact of such attacks have the same effect on a food minion's psyche no matter how severe the injury actually is. The minion is thankful to still be alive, but they fear that next time they might not be so lucky.

Nighttime brings not only its own version of beauty but also its own version of fear. In the dark of the night we feel that we are being watched. As we walk home we wonder if someone is following us in the shadows. Food minions are no exception to this rule. In fact, they suffer greater stress and anxiety than others.

Food minions who do not have a caring, loving owner occasionally become fretful as they seek out shelter for the night, wondering if something is watching them and is waiting to pounce on them to gain a tasty midnight snack.

This particular night a small group of minions huddle together inside a large log, striving to avoid the elements and potential predators. Suddenly a mysterious melody materializes in the cool nighttime air. After the melody repeats two times, the minions begin to hear a mysteriously gentle voice:

Come little minions, I'll take thee away,
Into a land of enchantment.
Come little minions, the time's come to play,
Here in my garden of magic.

Follow sweet minions, I'll show thee the way,
Through all the pain and the sorrows.
Weep not poor minions, For life is this way,
Murdering beauty and passions.

Come little minions, now follow me home,
Not a one of you need worry.
Come little minions, the time's come to roam,
Come follow me now please hurry.

Dear little minions, there’s no need to cry
Come now and rest in my manager,
Sweet little minions, tonight we shall fly
Dreaming through all of the danger.

Smile my minions, there won't be more pain
No more will nightmares surround thee,
Come now dear minions, and please join my train
Into my world of hopes and dreams

Come little minions, there's magic to see,
Here in my garden of mystery.
Come little minions, in to my abode,
Tomorrow your fears will be history.

The sweet melody charms the minions’ hearts, and they begin to follow the voice. The parade of minions slowly increases; first there are ten, then there are thirty. They all share the same desire, to reach the land of peace and happiness that they have been promised.

And who is behind this phenomenon? Who is this pied piper of pickles, peppers, pumkpins, and pizza?

One day an angel irion named Alessandre heard a cry for help. The irion rushed toward the noise and saw a darkmatter charlie chasing a cotton candy blob kitty. The Charlie had its teeth bared and kept trying to bite whenever he got close. Worried for the kitty’s safety, Alessandre spread her wings and flew towards the chase, using fierce cries and aerial tricks to drive the charlie away.

Alessandre then turned her efforts towards calming the cotton candy blob kitty down. The minion had been badly frightened by the attack and had to be coaxed into Alessandre’s kind embrace with food. Alessandre took the cotton candy blob kitty home and began to care for it.

As time passed, Alessandre began to conduct research about food minions. She learned many things about them ranging from behaviors to habitats to food preferences, but one thing she learned in her studies had a great impact on her spirit.

The angel irion’s sensitive heart was dismayed by the fact that food minions seemed to have no protection from their oppressors. So every full moon, she casts her spell and leads the minions to a safe haven far away from hungry Subetans.

Poem based on "Come Little Children" from Hocus Pocus

Story by PiplupMagby34
Profile template by Azulmar
Background by colourlovers.com
Thanks to Azulmar for letting me adopt Alessandre!

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