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Rake has a minion!
Beware the attention of the Gardener
Beware the attention of the Gardener
Rake
Legacy Name: Rake
The Graveyard Telenine
Owner: Hazard
Age: 8 years, 8 months, 6 days
Born: July 22nd, 2015
Adopted: 8 years, 3 days ago
Adopted: March 25th, 2016
Statistics
- Level: 10
- Strength: 19
- Defense: 14
- Speed: 13
- Health: 13
- HP: 13/13
- Intelligence: 19
- Books Read: 19
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
I am a rake and a rambler.
I am a crook and a gambler.
I am ruthless, rude, and vile.
I am villainous with no denial.
I break hearts across the land.
I chose and dealt my own hand.
I did doubt you would understand.
They say you cannot change a man.
I am a parasite. I am a rogue.
I am a scoundrel. I am vogue.
I am classy and nasty I know.
They say you reap what you sow.
I have sown quite a lot fair of maidens.
I have sought a fair share of matrons.
I have stolen the hearts of the taken.
They say that is loss with no reparation.
The Rake – by Hazard
''Come with me? I'll wait for you in the garden,'' the youth said with youth's hope and youth's love.
She never came, and he aged in the garden, and he grew wild, and he grew into a twisted thing that even the gnarled, ancient trees feared to draw attention from.
Not all growth is good. Beware the graveyard garden.
He tended the sprout
to lure her soul out
kept her close to him
by careless grim whim
a taste of sweet fruit
dig greedy and brute
leave the flower to wilt
not one seed of guilt
go on to the next row
gardens grow so slow
so plant the next stake
pick which next to take
with her petals so pretty
oh my dear what a pity
Grim Garden – by Hazard
HEEL: I do not know why I put up with you. You are disgusting.
RAKE: Ah, but I am also confident and charming. You love me.
HEEL: Frankly, I wish I did not.
RAKE: Frankly, my dear, I do not give a damn.
''To cheat oneself out of love is the most terrible deception;
it is an eternal loss for which there is no reparation, either
in time or in eternity.'' – Soren Kierkegaard
At the time you were
A rake and a roustabout
Spending all your money
On the hours and hounds
You had a charming air
All cheap and debonair
And then you disappeared
Your gambling arrears the
only thing you left behind
– The Decemberists
Do not laugh as the hearse goes by
For you may be the next one to die
They put you in a big black box
And cover you with dirt and rocks
All goes well for about a week
Until your coffin begins to leak
The worms crawl in the worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle on your snout
And a big black bug with two red eyes
Crawls up your stomach and out your side
They eat your eyes they eat your nose
They eat the jelly between your toes
Your liver turns to a slimy green
And pus pours out like whip cream
And this is what it is to die
I hope you had a nice goodbye
– Unknown British Soldiers
When you dig my grave
Could you make it shallow
So that I can feel the rain
– Dave Matthews
Pocket full of posey
Ashes to ashes
We all fall down
– European Folksong
Pet Treasure
Amanitas
Half of a Tombstone
Model Regal Ringneck Snake
Rake Farm Tool
Wheelbarrow Farm Tool
Tall Fescue Hay Bale
Empty Watering Can
Old Jar Terrarium
Upturned Dirt Pile
Spring Growth Sticker
Painted Jade Flower Pot
Broken Gray Flower Pot
Sponge Morel Fungus Beanbag
Dying Sunflower
Dying Hydrangea
Dead Nightshade
Dying Flower
Dead Spider Chrysanthemum
The Beauty of Graveyards
Best Graves in the Underground
Spooky Graveyard
Dripping Elder Tome
Ghastly Gruesome Graveyard Ghost Stories
The Graveyard
Who Dat Tombstone Plushie
Tombstone Eraser
Spooky Tombstone
Half of a Tombstone
Professor New Witching Hour Raven Skull
Obelisk Tombstone
Omen New Era Witch Doctor Skull
Cross Tombstone
Stone Casket
Grave Beanbag
Newly Dug Grave Beanbag
Ominous Tombstone
Moss Covered Cross
Shallow Grave
Ominous Grave Markers
Gourd Witch Skull
Adorned Bird Skull
Dark Shaman Buck Skull
Lost Man
Baby Anyu Skull Beanbag
Skull
Unnervingly Cheery Skull
Rat Skull
Bone Ornamented Ram Mask
Grave Reminder
Romero Badlands Bleached Skull
Severed Goat Head
Goohund Skull
Slick Cephalopod Beak
Gnawed Thigh Bone
Tiger Bones
Grave Robbers Charms
Unearthed Bones
Fireside Decorated Spine
Skeletal Serpent
Twitching Skeleton Prop
Begbones
Bonedancer
Fish Bones
Crypt Dust
Stolen Pieces of Bone
Bones
Antlephore Pelvis
Bone Club
Dark Shaman Jaw Bone Club
ZombieCrossing Nekromantic Necklace
Dark Shaman Tooth Belt
Mori Horns
Shed Erdoo Tooth
White Verevolf Tooth
Telerok Fang
Romero Post Mortem Replacement Tooth
Healthy Gums Bracelet
Bloodred Golem Bloodied Metal Claws
Scrimshawed Flask
Irion Battle Claw
Lion Tooth
Bear Claw
Grave Double Earrings
Deer Antler
Rambert Horn
Snail Shell
Fossil
Crater Cake
Moss
Lichen
Fiddlehead Ferns
Zombird
Underground Taxidermy Raven
Bulture
Dead Flesh Fisher
Jerkied Bilge Rat
Dead Robin Strands
Koirpse
Bad Taxidermy Scuttle Rat
Bad Taxidermy Fawn
Bad Taxidermy Bunny
Skullface Bunny
Rabbit Foot
Monkey Paw
Preserved Snake in a Jar
Preserved Skull in a Jar
Finger Slices
Preserved Eyeball in a Jar
Preserved Spider in a Jar
Framed Orchid Mantis Specimen
Framed Grasshopper Specimen
Preserved Beetle Specimen
Framed Dragonfly Specimen
Framed Praying Mantis Specimen
Monkey Brain
Matsutake Mushroom
Broad Toadstool
My Pet Lungs
Harvested Lung Piece
Harvested Heart
Harvested Chunk of Liver
Stuffed Stomach
Infected Muscle Tissue
Harvested Length of Intestine
Harvested Kidney
Harvested Eyeball
Jack-O-Rachnid
Spidey Spawn
Spider Hair Pin
RoQ Candy 2Scare Spider Buckle
Spider Bite Makeup Kit
Black Widow
Replica Spider
Clown Spider
Mourner Spider
Green Jumping Spider
Ravine Trapdoor Spider
Camel Spider
Tarantella
Daubby
Replica Wasp
Potter Hornet
Honeybee
Patchy Hoverfly Plushie
Hoverfly
Putrid Arania Bee
Bald Faced Hornet
Skoth
Bebebea
Banana Split Butterfly
Death Head Moth
Replica Moth
Fox Moth
Starwing Butterfly
Blue Mountain Swallowtail Butterfly
Monarch Butterfly
Painted Lady
Flutter Bum
Treasurefly
Luna Moth
Caesious Moth
Skipper
Lumoth
Lumimoth
Saheric Sand Moth
Lost Sunbeam Moth
Bleached Stuffed Moth Toy
Cabbage White Butterfly
Glittering Opal Dragonfly
Replica Dragonfly
Green Dragonfly
Blue Dragonfly
Jewelwing Dragonfly
Aura
Hungry Fuzzy Caterpillars
Hungry Striped Caterpillar
Hungry Spotted Caterpillar
Hungry Red-Headed Caterpillar
Pleggant
Replica Caterpillar
Monarch Caterpillar
Paper Cocoon Moth
Pipevine Swallowtail Caterpillar
Translucent Jewel Caterpillar
Frezfaw
Wooly Caterpillar
Julia Caterpillar
Bristley
Kitmonkey Mimic Caterpillar
Inchy
Cattie
Ziaran Crawler
Smoochie
Orchid Mantis
Orchidis
Devils Flower Mantis
Maneater Mantis
Radiantis
Cythe
Spotted Scuttler
Replica Scorpion
Brass Scorpion
Underground Fisher
Sardonyx Scorpion
Saheric Sand Mimic
Triangular Spider
Grumpy Crab
Saheric Sand Crab
Hermit Crab
Green Jewel Snail
Common Garden Snail
Werthers
Arianta
Hydrubranch
Pialaitok
Banana Slug
Ghost Slug
Salted Slug
Tiger Slug
Exhausted Maggot
Live Mealworm
Speed Leech
Happy Flesh-Eating Worm
Common Earthworm
Pink Dragon Millipede
Giant Centipede
Skritskit
Blue Legged Centipede
Giant Tiger Centipede
Pet Louse
Canty
ArrogANT
IgnorANT
Fire Ant
Carpenter Ant
BrilliANT
Black Ant
Pumpkin Dweller
Replica Ladybug
Common Ladybug
Upside Down Ladybug Beanbag
Mint Chocolate Coated Beetle
Replica Beetle
Roasted Scarab
Giselle Thrift Rat Scarab Shoe Charm
Iridescent Beetle Pin
Biart
Hydrobugg
Hairy Cap Beetle
Iridescent Orange Jewel Beetle
Iridescent Green Jewel Beetle
Iridescent Blue Jewel Beetle
Frog Legged Beetle
Bright Green Grasshopper
Pink Grasshopper
Common Grasshopper
Brass Grasshopper
Yellow Spiny Spider
Wrinkled Rose Giraffe Weevil
Bleeding Horn Beetle
Basket Stink Beetle
Inky Beetle
Orange Pore Weevil
Dungus Beetle
Replica Cicada
Surprised Roach
Replica Waterstrider
14 Legged Pill Bug
Thyke
Large Ocean Pill Bug