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Rake has a minion!

Beware the attention of the Gardener




Rake
Legacy Name: Rake


The Graveyard Telenine
Owner: Hazard

Age: 8 years, 8 months, 6 days

Born: July 22nd, 2015

Adopted: 8 years, 3 days ago

Adopted: March 25th, 2016

Statistics


  • Level: 10
     
  • Strength: 19
     
  • Defense: 14
     
  • Speed: 13
     
  • Health: 13
     
  • HP: 13/13
     
  • Intelligence: 19
     
  • Books Read: 19
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed




The Rake

I am a rake and a rambler.
I am a crook and a gambler.
I am ruthless, rude, and vile.
I am villainous with no denial.

I break hearts across the land.
I chose and dealt my own hand.
I did doubt you would understand.
They say you cannot change a man.

I am a parasite. I am a rogue.
I am a scoundrel. I am vogue.
I am classy and nasty I know.
They say you reap what you sow.

I have sown quite a lot fair of maidens.
I have sought a fair share of matrons.
I have stolen the hearts of the taken.
They say that is loss with no reparation.

The Rake – by Hazard


''Come with me? I'll wait for you in the garden,'' the youth said with youth's hope and youth's love.

She never came, and he aged in the garden, and he grew wild, and he grew into a twisted thing that even the gnarled, ancient trees feared to draw attention from.

Not all growth is good. Beware the graveyard garden.



Grim Garden

He tended the sprout
to lure her soul out
kept her close to him
by careless grim whim
a taste of sweet fruit
dig greedy and brute
leave the flower to wilt
not one seed of guilt
go on to the next row
gardens grow so slow
so plant the next stake
pick which next to take
with her petals so pretty
oh my dear what a pity

Grim Garden – by Hazard



HEEL: I do not know why I put up with you. You are disgusting.
RAKE: Ah, but I am also confident and charming. You love me.
HEEL: Frankly, I wish I did not.
RAKE: Frankly, my dear, I do not give a damn.




''To cheat oneself out of love is the most terrible deception;
it is an eternal loss for which there is no reparation, either
in time or in eternity.'' – Soren Kierkegaard




Mariners Revenge

At the time you were
A rake and a roustabout
Spending all your money
On the hours and hounds
You had a charming air
All cheap and debonair
And then you disappeared
Your gambling arrears the
only thing you left behind

– The Decemberists




The Hearse Song

Do not laugh as the hearse goes by
For you may be the next one to die
They put you in a big black box
And cover you with dirt and rocks
All goes well for about a week
Until your coffin begins to leak
The worms crawl in the worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle on your snout
And a big black bug with two red eyes
Crawls up your stomach and out your side
They eat your eyes they eat your nose
They eat the jelly between your toes
Your liver turns to a slimy green
And pus pours out like whip cream
And this is what it is to die
I hope you had a nice goodbye

– Unknown British Soldiers



Gravedigger

When you dig my grave
Could you make it shallow
So that I can feel the rain

– Dave Matthews



Ring around the rosey
Pocket full of posey
Ashes to ashes
We all fall down

– European Folksong



Pet Treasure


Amanitas

Half of a Tombstone

Model Regal Ringneck Snake

Rake Farm Tool

Wheelbarrow Farm Tool

Tall Fescue Hay Bale

Empty Watering Can

Old Jar Terrarium

Upturned Dirt Pile

Spring Growth Sticker

Painted Jade Flower Pot

Broken Gray Flower Pot

Sponge Morel Fungus Beanbag

Dying Sunflower

Dying Hydrangea

Dead Nightshade

Dying Flower

Dead Spider Chrysanthemum

The Beauty of Graveyards

Best Graves in the Underground

Spooky Graveyard

Dripping Elder Tome

Ghastly Gruesome Graveyard Ghost Stories

The Graveyard

Who Dat Tombstone Plushie

Tombstone Eraser

Spooky Tombstone

Half of a Tombstone

Professor New Witching Hour Raven Skull

Obelisk Tombstone

Omen New Era Witch Doctor Skull

Cross Tombstone

Stone Casket

Grave Beanbag

Newly Dug Grave Beanbag

Ominous Tombstone

Moss Covered Cross

Shallow Grave

Ominous Grave Markers

Gourd Witch Skull

Adorned Bird Skull

Dark Shaman Buck Skull

Lost Man

Baby Anyu Skull Beanbag

Skull

Unnervingly Cheery Skull

Rat Skull

Bone Ornamented Ram Mask

Grave Reminder

Romero Badlands Bleached Skull

Severed Goat Head

Goohund Skull

Slick Cephalopod Beak

Gnawed Thigh Bone

Tiger Bones

Grave Robbers Charms

Unearthed Bones

Fireside Decorated Spine

Skeletal Serpent

Twitching Skeleton Prop

Begbones

Bonedancer

Fish Bones

Crypt Dust

Stolen Pieces of Bone

Bones

Antlephore Pelvis

Bone Club

Dark Shaman Jaw Bone Club

ZombieCrossing Nekromantic Necklace

Dark Shaman Tooth Belt

Mori Horns

Shed Erdoo Tooth

White Verevolf Tooth

Telerok Fang

Romero Post Mortem Replacement Tooth

Healthy Gums Bracelet

Bloodred Golem Bloodied Metal Claws

Scrimshawed Flask

Irion Battle Claw

Lion Tooth

Bear Claw

Grave Double Earrings

Deer Antler

Rambert Horn

Snail Shell

Fossil

Crater Cake

Moss

Lichen

Fiddlehead Ferns

Zombird

Underground Taxidermy Raven

Bulture

Dead Flesh Fisher

Jerkied Bilge Rat

Dead Robin Strands

Koirpse

Bad Taxidermy Scuttle Rat

Bad Taxidermy Fawn

Bad Taxidermy Bunny

Skullface Bunny

Rabbit Foot

Monkey Paw

Preserved Snake in a Jar

Preserved Skull in a Jar

Finger Slices

Preserved Eyeball in a Jar

Preserved Spider in a Jar

Framed Orchid Mantis Specimen

Framed Grasshopper Specimen

Preserved Beetle Specimen

Framed Dragonfly Specimen

Framed Praying Mantis Specimen

Monkey Brain

Matsutake Mushroom

Broad Toadstool

My Pet Lungs

Harvested Lung Piece

Harvested Heart

Harvested Chunk of Liver

Stuffed Stomach

Infected Muscle Tissue

Harvested Length of Intestine

Harvested Kidney

Harvested Eyeball

Jack-O-Rachnid

Spidey Spawn

Spider Hair Pin

RoQ Candy 2Scare Spider Buckle

Spider Bite Makeup Kit

Black Widow

Replica Spider

Clown Spider

Mourner Spider

Green Jumping Spider

Ravine Trapdoor Spider

Camel Spider

Tarantella

Daubby

Replica Wasp

Potter Hornet

Honeybee

Patchy Hoverfly Plushie

Hoverfly

Putrid Arania Bee

Bald Faced Hornet

Skoth

Bebebea

Banana Split Butterfly

Death Head Moth

Replica Moth

Fox Moth

Starwing Butterfly

Blue Mountain Swallowtail Butterfly

Monarch Butterfly

Painted Lady

Flutter Bum

Treasurefly

Luna Moth

Caesious Moth

Skipper

Lumoth

Lumimoth

Saheric Sand Moth

Lost Sunbeam Moth

Bleached Stuffed Moth Toy

Cabbage White Butterfly

Glittering Opal Dragonfly

Replica Dragonfly

Green Dragonfly

Blue Dragonfly

Jewelwing Dragonfly

Aura

Hungry Fuzzy Caterpillars

Hungry Striped Caterpillar

Hungry Spotted Caterpillar

Hungry Red-Headed Caterpillar

Pleggant

Replica Caterpillar

Monarch Caterpillar

Paper Cocoon Moth

Pipevine Swallowtail Caterpillar

Translucent Jewel Caterpillar

Frezfaw

Wooly Caterpillar

Julia Caterpillar

Bristley

Kitmonkey Mimic Caterpillar

Inchy

Cattie

Ziaran Crawler

Smoochie

Orchid Mantis

Orchidis

Devils Flower Mantis

Maneater Mantis

Radiantis

Cythe

Spotted Scuttler

Replica Scorpion

Brass Scorpion

Underground Fisher

Sardonyx Scorpion

Saheric Sand Mimic

Triangular Spider

Grumpy Crab

Saheric Sand Crab

Hermit Crab

Green Jewel Snail

Common Garden Snail

Werthers

Arianta

Hydrubranch

Pialaitok

Banana Slug

Ghost Slug

Salted Slug

Tiger Slug

Exhausted Maggot

Live Mealworm

Speed Leech

Happy Flesh-Eating Worm

Common Earthworm

Pink Dragon Millipede

Giant Centipede

Skritskit

Blue Legged Centipede

Giant Tiger Centipede

Pet Louse

Canty

ArrogANT

IgnorANT

Fire Ant

Carpenter Ant

BrilliANT

Black Ant

Pumpkin Dweller

Replica Ladybug

Common Ladybug

Upside Down Ladybug Beanbag

Mint Chocolate Coated Beetle

Replica Beetle

Roasted Scarab

Giselle Thrift Rat Scarab Shoe Charm

Iridescent Beetle Pin

Biart

Hydrobugg

Hairy Cap Beetle

Iridescent Orange Jewel Beetle

Iridescent Green Jewel Beetle

Iridescent Blue Jewel Beetle

Frog Legged Beetle

Bright Green Grasshopper

Pink Grasshopper

Common Grasshopper

Brass Grasshopper

Yellow Spiny Spider

Wrinkled Rose Giraffe Weevil

Bleeding Horn Beetle

Basket Stink Beetle

Inky Beetle

Orange Pore Weevil

Dungus Beetle

Replica Cicada

Surprised Roach

Replica Waterstrider

14 Legged Pill Bug

Thyke

Large Ocean Pill Bug

Pet Friends