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Tahk has a minion!

Tikk the Candy Thief

Tahk
Legacy Name: Tahk

The

Custom Nightmare Kumos
Owner:

KatRaccoon

Age: 8 years, 8 months, 4 weeks

Born: July 27th, 2015

Adopted: 8 years, 8 months, 4 weeks ago

Adopted: July 27th, 2015

Statistics

Level: 196
Strength: 434
Defense: 79
Speed: 95
Health: 237
HP: 237/237
Intelligence: 411
Books Read: 383
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Spymaster for the Darkside

The Barghest

[Our four heroes are still in the caves. As it is, they have been trapped underground for some time now, and have begun to run low on supplies. Most of them are getting pretty hungry.]

[Anvil puts his hand to his stomach, looking a bit sad. An audible grumble issues forth from his gut and he sighs.]

Anvil: I’m so hungry… I’ve been out of rations for almost a day now. Is anyone willing to spare me a bite to eat?

Ari: [looking in her pouch, calculating] Not really…

Vinayak: [shrugging] Nah, I’m out of food too. But look!

[Vin waves his hands through the air, conjuring two steaming, meaty drumsticks. He hands one of them to Anvil who takes it excitedly.]

Vinayak: With the power of imagination, you can have all the food you want! You just have to pretend super hard.

[Anvil begins ripping at the meat with gusto, smacking his lips happily. Vinayak tries to take a bite of his illusory drumstick as well, but frowns as his mouth passes right through it.]

Ari: [smirking] Uh huh. And how’s that working for you?

[Vin’s drumstick disappears into a puff of shadows, and he sighs wistfully.]

Vinayak: For me? Admittedly, not very satisfying. But look at this guy over here! [motions to Anvil, who is still chowing down his drumstick happily] Atta’ boy, that’s using the ol’ imagination!

[Anvil finishes his drumstick and licks his lips, appearing satisfied.]

Anvil: [patting his stomach contentedly] Ahhh, that was great! I could eat at least ten more!

Vinayak: [winking] I’ll bet you could!

[Ari, becoming disinterested in the conversation, glances over at Moon Moon, who is a little ways away from the group. He is sitting on a stone table and casually eating a sandwich.]

Ari: [pointing an accusatory finger] Hey! Where did you get that?

[Moon Moon turns in surprise and responds unintelligibly, his mouth full of sandwich.]

Ari: Now that I think of it, you’ve been intermittently eating sandwiches almost the entire time we’ve been down here. And they look fresh, too! What gives?

[Moon Moon swallows and is about to say something when Tahk suddenly pops his head out of Moon Moon’s bag of holding and interrupts him.]

Tahk: [waving] Hey guys!

[Tahk jumps the rest of the way out of the bag carrying a Scooby Doo-esque twenty-decker towering sandwich. Ari stares in disbelief as he sits on the table next to Moon Moon and unhinges his jaw, eating the entire sandwich vertically in one bite.]

Ari: [incredulously] What the hell?

Moon Moon: What? Tahk gave it to me!

Ari: Are you trying to tell me that this little troll has been pulling sandwiches out of freaking nowhere this entire time, and you’ve actually been eating them?! Do you even care what twisted dimension they might be coming from?

Moon Moon: Hey! First of all, Tahk is a goblin, not a troll.

Ari: [frowning suspiciously] I’m not even sure about that anymore, actually…

Moon Moon: [ignoring that part] And secondly, these sandwiches are damn delicious.

[Tahk pulls another three sandwiches out of hammerspace and hands them to Moon Moon.]

Moon Moon: Thanks, little guy! [smooshes sandwiches together and takes a big bite out of all three of them at once]

Ari: [staring at Moon Moon as he gorges himself on the mystery sandwiches] Seriously?

Vinayak: [pops up suddenly behind Ari, who flinches] Yeah, Moon Moon! Seriously?!

Ari: [appearing adamantly relieved] Thank you! I’m glad someone agrees with --

Vinayak: [cutting Ari off] You had sandwiches this whole time and didn’t think to share them with the rest of the class?!

Anvil: [pipes up from behind Vin, waving his meatless illusory chicken bone in an angry fist] Yeah, I’m still hungry!

[Ari, at this point, is holding her face in her hands.]

Tahk: [grinning hugely and waving excitedly from the table] Hey! You guys want some sandwiches?

[Vin and Anvil nod their heads vigorously.]

Anvil: Do I ever!

Vinayak: Turkey, please!

[Tahk produces two more sandwiches and tosses them at Vin and Anvil.]

Tahk: Catch!

[Vin snatches his sandwich out of the air and Anvil catches his in his mouth like a dog catching a frisbee. Ari watches in defeat as the two of them gobble them down gleefully.]

Ari: Fine. Why question it? You three go ahead and eat your probably-poisoned-or-something doomwiches. [mumbling under her breath and glaring over at Tahk] But I still don’t trust that thing…

[As Ari glares at Tahk, he grins back at her toothily. They get into a staring match of sorts, and Tahk’s grin widens infinitesimally as his eyes start to glow orange. Ari narrows her eyes, in EXTREME CLOSE-UP. Tahk takes advantage of the situation to throw a sandwich at her face. One half of the sandwich, condiment-side down, slowly slides down Ari’s face, but she does not react. Instead, she rummages around in her bag and pulls out a couple of fresh apples for herself.]

Vinayak: [picking the mangled sandwich off the ground and offering it to Ari] Hey, don’t you want your sandwich?

Ari: [taking a bite of her apple nonchalantly] No thanks. If I’m going to get assassinated by that warty cretin over there, I’d rather it wasn’t by something as obvious as poison.

Vinayak: [noticing the apple] Wait... you had food this entire time? [his expression contorts into something between a grin and a scowl] You sneaky little…

[Ari ignores him and continues to eat her apple.]

Vinayak: [shrugging] Anyway, look; all three of us ate the sandwiches and we’re fine. What is it that you have against Tahk, anyway?

Ari: Did you not hear me mumbling under my breath earlier? I said I don’t trust him.

Vinayak: Yeah, but why? It’s not as if he’s done anything to hurt us so far. And just look at him -- he’s adorable!

[They both look over at Tahk, who is now partially buried under a small pile of sandwiches. He grins and waves at them. Vinayak waves back, but Ari just crosses her arms.]

Vinayak: [quietly, his expression quizzical] Where in god’s name is he getting those things, anyway?

Ari: Exactly my point! And did you see him earlier when he unhinged his jaw like a snake and ate that twenty-decker sandwich? It was almost as tall as he was!

Vinayak: [chuckling] Yeah, that was pretty cool.

Ari: No, not cool! He’s dangerous!!

Vinayak: Hey, that “dangerous” little guy saved my life, thank-you-very-much.

Ari: Yes, by biting the head clean off of a death knight.

Vinayak: Well if he hadn’t, I would be a part of Death’s eternal army right now. So forgive me if I decide to trust him.

[Ari harumphs, but doesn’t argue further.]

Vinayak: My point is, if he wanted to hurt us, he’d have done it already. It’s not as if he hasn’t had plenty of opportunities up until now.

Ari: [sighing] It’s just… the stuff he does. It isn’t normal.

Vinayak: [raising his eyebrows in disbelief] Are any of us normal?

[The two glance over at Tahk, Moon Moon and Anvil, who are standing near what is now an enormous mountain of sandwiches. Moon Moon, who is holding Anvil above his head with both hands, hurls him at the sandwich pile with a mighty roar. Anvil soars gracefully through the air and plummets head first into an ocean of sandwiches. When he surfaces, he is holding one in his mouth like a grizzly with a freshly-caught salmon. Tahk, standing a few feet away, jumps up and down excitedly with a scorecard in his hands that reads “9.6”.]

Ari: [with a finger to her chin, thoughtfully] That’s... actually a really good point. Still, though… [frowning hard] I know he’s hiding something.

Pet Treasure

Sandwich of Questionable Origins

Pet Friends

Moon Moon.
Hey Moon Moon! Catch!

Ari.
*grins back menacingly*

Anvil.
*touches tongue to nose with a bit of effort*

Vinayak
Nyeeeee hee hee hee!

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Tahk
Legacy Name: Tahk