January 1

My new year's resolution is to create the most terrifying monstrosity to be seen within the laboratory walls, and on a grander scale, the entirety of Subeta itself. This has been proven very difficult seeing as I've created cute thing after cute thing. I'm still getting the hang of this gene-meshing thing, and that pretentious hippie, Dr. Asmodeus, refuses to 'embark on me his wisdom,' as he puts it. Weirdo. I've had to learn this whole thing myself, but this time, I'm certain I'll make a horrifying creature. The only question is: How? Before Asmodeus asks, the answer to the question "Why?" is "Why the Hell not?"

January 5

I've been struck with genius. Sure, those last times I tried to make my own experiments, I combined normal Subeta pets' DNA, but this time: what if I combined the DNA of my own experiments? Of course, due to stability issues, I'd have to start with a normal pet of some sort for a base. Of course, I chose Wyllops. There's something about being one for 5 years (Thank you, Asmodeus, I really appreciate the experience. No, really. If you're reading this, thank you so much from the bottom of my heart.); you just... learn how resilient those creatures can be, and with the volatility of the experiment I plan to make, I want something resilient.

Janury 10

After a long time of thinking what I could do to make the most terrifying creature in existence (besides Ian Asmodeus of course, haha). I decided the following will be the components making up my experiment:

• • x1 Wyllop Genetic Blueprint (Coerce Ian Asmodeus into writing one up for me later, because Shinwa KNOWS that man won't do me any favors)
• • x1 Experiment #3485 Tentacle
• • x1 Experiment #3164 Tuft
• • x1 Experiment #56192 Antenna
• • x1 Experiment #8625 Tooth (I should really invest on making another one of these little things, even if it is a disappointment).
• • x1 Experiment #1983 Tail Fur

Hopefully, these will give the intended result of something truly terrifying. I mean, I know it will. Even if genes aren't my thing. Yet.

January 11

Visited the Asmodeus Genetech Lab today. Asmodeus refused to write me up a genetic blueprint for Wyllops. He said, and I quote:

"Why should I write you a blueprint for a Wyllop? You're a rat. Use your own DNA to write one."

I reiterate my question to the board of science: Why is that man allowed to be a scientist if he won't help another one out in the name of science?I thought we could put our differences behind us, but he's too stuck on the past to even think about helping me! This Wyllop blueprint could very well have changed the world of science as we know it and he doesn't even want to write his name on it like he usually does. He's so infuriating.

January 12

Visited the Asmodeus Genetech Lab again after much deliberation on how I could go about convincing Asmodeus to part with a genetic blueprint for a Wyllop. The conversation went as follows (at least, this is how I remember it):

Asmodeus: "Euclid, I could've sworn I told you to call before you barged in here. I guess your memory is worse than that of a rat's."
Dr. Euclid: "The ocean called, it wants its salt back."
Asmodeus: "Nevermind that, if you're here for that Wyllop blueprint again, I don't plan on giving it to you anytime soon. You're too irresponsible."
Dr. Euclid: "Says the guy who turned his dear old friend into a Wyllop."
Asmodeus: "Okay, but Euclid, please consider that it wasn't even my fault. If you're going to treat me like this, then get your own Wyllop blueprint."