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Package
Legacy Name: Package


The Common Xotl
Owner: Muerte

Age: 7 years, 8 months, 4 weeks

Born: June 30th, 2016

Adopted: 7 years, 8 months, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: July 3rd, 2016

Statistics


  • Level: 1
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 0/10
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


Adopted from the lovely Nicholas, may he rest in peace. ♥️
I'VE GOT A HUGE PACKAGE

They say there isn't a cure for love, but can't love simply be boiled down to a change in the chemical balance of one's brain? Lower the oxytocin reuptake and increase the serotonin levels and all that other jazz and you get a fully functional human being making decisions without the attachment to another person. That makes sense right? It has to make sense because I don't think I could continue living a life where I know that my own inner-workings are at the mercy of someone else.

It's all about packages to people. We revolve and thrive on the idea that a single individual can be placed inside a box and their life story can be told from the contents of that box. We're all just struggling to deliver our packages to other people and hope that when they open it up they are excited for what they find. I am not a good package, though. I have holes patched up with duct tape and flaps have been folded and crunched so that they aren't stiff anymore. I don't have a "huge package" and I'm certainly not the total package.

That's why when he came along, smooth and yet rigid, everyone fawned over him. As he opened his sturdy sides to reveal what his package contained, people gasped in amazement as if they'd never witnessed another human being before. It was filled with beautiful trinkets and oddities that he had collected from his life and as he told his stories of his adventures and experiences he made sure everyone was able to truly feel the contents of his package. Everything about him was perfect, from the way he walked to the way his hair always moved in the wind, but never looked unkempt. The only imperfect thing about him was the way he looked at me. As if gazing into the sun until you're blind, he always stared at me until he couldn't take it anymore. The only perfect thing about me was that I finally looked back.

He loved me. He didn't love me because of my torn edges or despite the unsticky duct tape curling away from the side of my package, he loved me because I made him happy. Everything was happy between us and while people I knew begged me to hold on to him tighter than I held onto my own life, others waited. They waited until my own box gave way to the inevitable and I lost everything so that they could offer them their own packages and hope that they'd be the ones who gave him what he was truly missing, the pieces that I was never able to give. He loved me because I made him happy, so much that we never spent time with my own package, all of it was spend giving his package all the attention he wanted.

I hope there is a cure for love because I don't ever want to be in it. To be so vulnerable that someone can take all the shiny trinkets that made your package so heavy and full and make it empty and dull is a possibility that I wish upon no one. Maybe if I had taken better care of my own package I would be able to be so foolish, but I didn't. So while others continue to offer pieces of themselves to fix what they think is broken, I continue to take.

- Written by Nicholas

Pet Treasure


Spiffy Cardboard Box

Luminaire Present Beanbag

Plushie Parlor Parcel 1 of 2

Stick It To The Man! Parcel 2 of 2

Magical Keepsake Box

Wrapped Present

No Peeking Sticker

Pre-Loved Gift Plushie

Wrapped Book of Mystery

Charity Picnic Basket

Cardboard Disguise

Minion 1.0

Mysterious Sack

Simple Wooden Toy Box

Box of Love Letters

Mysterious Old Box

Feral Accessory Trunk

Mystery Box

Misery Lotus Skankpop VIII

Coal Present

Delivery Spooper

Heartfelt Misplaced Mysterious Melody Gift

Deluxe Gingerbread Village Tin

Bubble Wrap

Exciting Crate of Intrigue and Enchantment

Gluteus Fruit

Pirate Booty Sticker

Mighty Fine Booty Sticker

Fans Self Sticker

Sempai Sticker

Pirate Banana

Banana

Bunch of Bananas

Mini Bananas

Smiley Banana

Pumpkin Banana

Red Banana

Red Bananas

Houndstooth Banana

Banana Plushie

Throwing Coconuts

Young Coconuts

Coconut Beanbag

Matlals Jewels

Cucumber

Cucumber Earrings

Dinkle Flower

Phallaticus

Dinkle Berries

For Oral Use Only Sticker

Collection of Obscene Gesture Photos

Big Sack of Fine Jewels

Minions Market Parcel 1 of 2

All That Glitters Parcel

Thimble and Co. Parcel

Plushie Parlor Parcel 2 of 2

Stick It To The Man! Parcel 1 of 2

Elwooden Crate

Book Package

Pastry Box

Wood-Fired Pizza Sample Box

Candyland Box of Lingerie

Loveless Box of Lingerie

Antique Box of Lingerie

Blooming Box of Lingerie

Cogwork Box of Lingerie

Box of Space Dust

Lovely Vintage Hat Box

Promotional Darkmatter Pizza Gift Basket

Empty Valentines Chocolate Box

Shoebox Of Treasured Memories

Box of Old Driftwood

Empty Red and Green Mini-Giftbox

Empty Vibrant Purple Mini-Giftbox

Empty Blue Mini-Giftbox

Empty Mellow-Yellow Mini-Giftbox

Empty Green Bat Morostide Gift-Box

Empty Green Witch Morostide Gift-Box

Empty Green Pumpkin Morostide Gift-Box

Empty Green Spider Morostide Gift-Box

Empty Orange Bat Morostide Gift-Box

Empty Orange Witch Morostide Gift-Box

Empty Orange Pumpkin Morostide Gift-Box

Empty Orange Spider Morostide Gift-Box

Empty Purple Witch Morostide Gift-Box

Empty Purple Bat Morostide Gift-Box

Empty Purple Pumpkin Morostide Gift-Box

Empty Purple Spider Morostide Gift-Box

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