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President Trump has a minion!
the Money Laundering Turnip
the Money Laundering Turnip
President Trump
Legacy Name: President Trump
The
Common Experiment #3164Owner: ZeeX
Age: 9 years, 3 months, 1 week
Born: December 20th, 2016
Adopted: 9 years, 3 months, 1 week ago
Adopted: December 20th, 2016
Statistics
- Level: 1
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 1
- Books Read: 1
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
You know, I'm like, a smart person. I have great judgment. I have good judgment. I know what's going on. Every day I wake up determined to deliver a better life for the people all across Subeta that have been ignored, neglected and abandoned. I love pitting people against each other. My whole life is based on that. It brings out the best in people and the worst in people. If the worst comes out, you don't want them working for you. I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a hand basket, I won't lose a penny. The beauty of me is that I'm very rich. The point is that you can't be too greedy. My fingers are long and beautiful, it has been well been documented, as are various other parts of my body. Look at those hands — are they small hands? I guarantee you there's no problem here. When somebody says something about me I hate them for the rest of my life. It's probably wrong. Nobody takes things more personally than me, treat people how you want to be treated. I am the only one who can make Subeta truly great!
Pet Treasure
Hustler Money Clip
Money Tree
Freedom Toast