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Squishfriend McWiggleson
Legacy Name: Squishfriend McWiggleson

The

Custom Common Experiment #3485
Owner: OTO

Age: 8 years, 2 weeks, 6 days

Born: February 25th, 2018

Adopted: 8 years, 2 weeks, 6 days ago

Adopted: February 25th, 2018

Statistics

Level: 30
Strength: 76
Defense: 23
Speed: 10
Health: 30
HP: 30/30
Intelligence: 67
Books Read: 67
Food Eaten: 346
Job: Unemployed

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Anomalous Subject #0024

Overview

"We cannot decipher his name, but he is a friend to our facility."

Subject resembles a pearlescent, pudgy entity with a multitude of appendages. From head to tail, he measures 5 feet, but weighs no less than a hot water bottle. Subject is rarely seen settled upon surfaces, preferring to stay aloft like a blimp. This entity even remains airborne while fast asleep. No matter where he goes, he is always followed by a trail of pink clouds.

History

We here at at Obscuro Corp dedicate our lives to the containment and study of anomalous species. Through our valiant efforts, we hope to fully comprehend the depths of the world around us. Over the years, a variety of specimens have come into our care, displaying a wide variety of traits and personalities. Peculiarly, Subject #0024 was not acquired as the result of a capture mission, but he invited himself into our facility willingly. Following interactions with our staff, the subject was endearingly titled "Squishfriend", as his declared name could not be replicated through any known means. Subject #0024 currently servers as facility's mascot, providing emotional support for our hardworking employees.

Fun fact: It was originally hypothesized this subject was a distant cousin to Experiment #3485, though we cannot confirm at this time. Despite this discovery, Subject #0024 seems to get along with this species very well.

Features

Sight

Above his snaggletoothed grin, 5 curious eyes lie. Though the sight of four are sharp, the centered gem is quite the contrary. This crystal, while blind to shapes, can decipher emotions in even the biggest of bluffers. Subject #0024 is drawn swiftly to those bearing feelings of stress or sadness.

Grip

Despite his preference to stay afloat, the underside of this entity is capable of strong adhesion to multiple surfaces. It appears as though Subject #0024 is durable enough to latch and stick to a moving craft, as it is how he was first discovered.

Mist

This entity's signature trait and its potential uses form the main focus of our study. The gaseous substance that controls his altitude contains a peculiar compound. Research shows that this chemical nullifies negative emotions, such as feelings of anxiousness.

Journal Logs

Entry #0001

Our ship was peacefully cruising through the seas of stardust, when a proximity alert suddenly shrieked in our ears. The presence never dwindled in distance during gentle maneuvers, causing tea time to be cut short. Concern filled our hearts as we realized that something was stuck to the hull. Not only was our hypothesis correct, but further panic came when our navigator informed us of the location; the airlock was blocked. Immediately, we had to investigate.

Checking our cameras, we were not only relieved to find out it was not a bomb, but shocked to find a hale and hearty creature. Noting that it was intact, and unknown to our species records, the logical option was to bring it in for further study.

Entry #0004

It has been 3 days since Subject #0024 came on the Obscuro Corp "Star-Searcher". The entity is capable of speech, and informed us that he had followed our craft for some time. He was finally able to get our attention, he added. Our mission to contain and study anomalies had been observed, and with great naivety, he asked if he could "have a turn." Well, he checked all the boxes to qualify, and we had not found any anomalies recently, so we couldn't say no to that.

Entry #0007

Currently, we know this anomaly can survive the vacuum of space, and has displayed significant durability. We currently hypothesized this strength to be its signature ability. However, Subject #0024 is an intelligent specimen, and will thus be treated as such. Today, like a lecture to one's offspring, we informed Subject #0024 of the facility's dangers. We are a research facility, but our halls house beings of unfathomable power. While our staff are among these numbers, other anomalies are secured for good reason. We outlined safety procedures carefully, covering the dire importance of escape routes during a breach. Should a breach occur, we stressed, it was critical for him to remain clear, lest he fall into harm's way.