Information

Erja
Legacy Name: Erja

The

Riftborn Serpenth
Owner:

Estelle

Age: 5 years, 11 months, 2 weeks

Born: May 8th, 2018

Adopted: 5 years, 11 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: May 8th, 2018

Statistics

Level: 221
Strength: 546
Defense: 542
Speed: 544
Health: 542
HP: 538/542
Intelligence: 511
Books Read: 507
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Mastermind Incorporated

Is there a beyond?

What laid beyond Subeta? Atebus. What lays beyond Atebus? SPACE.

Okay, okay, don’t look at me like that. Listen, I’ve got a golden opportunity right here. Alright, okay?

What’s beyond Atebus? Anything. Everything. There could be a whole ‘nother civilization—one, potentially, far more advanced than ours—with new species and colors yet to be discovered. I mean, right?

There has to be millions—billion, no trillions—of lifeforms out there. The possibilities are endless—they’re infinite. I mean, shit, look at the rift on Atebus? Who knows what it is and where it goes to. I mean, have you seen the things coming out of there? You can get anything from a woman’s drawers to fucking eggs and—and abominations.

By the way, does anyone else think it’s kind of fucked up that people would just. Throw their pets in there and, like, hope for the best? Can you imagine it? Like, oh, I’m gonna toss good ol’ Fido, the family pet, in there and hope I didn’t just send you to certain death!

Kind of messed up, really. Like, why don’t you throw yourself in there and see how many eyes you come out with!?

Which leads me to my next point… For a low, low price of 500,000* sP, you too, can go into the Rift—without gaining or losing any limbs, eyes, or all sorts of things you weren’t born with. How, you may ask?

Easy, with the Space-o-Matic Fishing Lens! See, it’s a camera attached to a wire—all real high quality stuff used by REAL astronauts—that’ll resist the effects and damage caused by the Rift. Just chuck it in and watch where it goes! Who knows, you might be the next pioneer of, uh, amazing space discoveries!

Wait, something like that already exists? No, no, this isn’t the type of camera that dumbasses throw into the Rift—that’s just littering if you don’t pick it up, by the way. This one’s GOOD and used by ASTRONAUTS. Also, it’s not littering, because it’s got a wire and everything to reel it back in.

Oh, wait. That’s kinda scary, isn’t it? What if you pull in something that shouldn’t be on this side…

Well, you can find out TODAY, for ONLY 500,000* sP!