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Armpit has a minion!

the Pigskin

the Pigskin
Armpit
Legacy Name: Armpit
The
Owner: Bro
Age: 7 years, 3 months, 3 weeks
Born: April 18th, 2019
Adopted: 7 years, 3 months, 3 weeks ago
Adopted: April 18th, 2019
Statistics
- Level: 1
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Toys Played: 0
- Job: Unemployed

Under construction.
Pet Treasure

Silver Blob Plushie

Sweaty Shearers Singlet

Gym Socks

Sweaty Rag

Busted Nut Wreckage

Flesh Light

Manly Feet

Gray Gym Shorts

Gym Vending Machine Trading Card

Gym Token

Visit the Gym Resolution Sticker

Stained Tank Top

Sports Bag

Dark Spice Gym Deodorant

Gluteus Fruit

Mighty Mallarchies Jersey

Wrestler Constellation Plushie

Hero Tighty Whiteys

Measuring Tape

Discount Sports Bag

Hairy Chocolate Bar

Fruit of Facial Hair

Creamiest Cream-Filled Creamy Cream Pie

Noxious Fruit

Hairy Horror

Phallaticus

Pair of Hot Dogs

Fuzzy Fruit

Muscle Defining Vest

Meat Lover Sticker

Virile-Man Glasses

Muskmelon

Sausage-Print Boxers

Creation Weights

Bovytaur Bobblehead

Onion Loincloth

Stallion Novelty Pouch

Dirty Socks

Corsetoga

Jitterbug Class Ring

Essence of Manliness

Smug Aura

Complimentary Towel

Censor Dot

True Love

Blacklight Loose Racerback

Belgian Delight Waffle

Gourmet Double Chocolate Bagel

Eggplant Meltybear

Ai no Torrey Koibito

Chocolate Coated Eggplant

Banana

Sausage Links

Cream Covered Peach

Hockey Stick

Trophy of Triumph

Beer Pong

Eggplant Beanbag

Sausage Party

Sausage Pile

Greedy Guts

Smiley Sausage

Magnificent Onion Pod

Your Pickle Could Get You in a Pickle

How To Eat A Banana...And Other Tricky Fruits

Banana Plushie

Sausage Sampler

College Shirt

Ancient Seasoning Face Wash

Low-Quality Beer Box

Well-Hung Meat

Yogurt

Cucumber

Monkey Novelty Pouch