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Squeremy has a minion!

What Would Michael Do? the Philosophical Robot

Squeremy

The

Common Experiment #1337
Owner:

Donteatacowman

Age: 3 years, 9 months, 1 week

Born: July 27th, 2020

Adopted: 3 years, 9 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: July 27th, 2020

Statistics

Level: 15
Strength: 11
Defense: 15
Speed: 12
Health: 10
HP: 10/10
Intelligence: 38
Books Read: 38
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Part-Time Test Subject

Jeremy was, for all intents and purposes, normal. Maybe not especially "mentally healthy" or "great at socializing with his peers," but hey, sometimes you need to congratulate yourself for doing the bare minimum. Sometimes that bare minimum is surviving with the biology you were born with.

Well, Jeremy wasn't perfect!

A supercomputer in a pill, disguised as a breath mint, and a swig of green soda later, and Jeremy had officially installed a new operating system in his brain. Things happened. Jeremy shut the computer down. All's well that ends well, as long as Jeremy didn't accidentally mess with the hardware in his skull.

Whoops... again.

Squeremy (Jeremy's name combined with the operating system now in their head) is half biological, half supercomputer, and they're still trying to figure out what that means. They have Jeremy's memories, but a computer's obsession with data analysis. They've got raging hormones and a broken AI. There's no other way to say it -- Squeremy is flawed.

For now, as their school and, eventually, the world is being taken over by supercomputers, they have to survive by using their exasperated enemy-slash-best-friend (and, according to their future-projection data, future boyfriend) Michael as a reference guide for morality. What's right? What's wrong? Why shouldn't the globe be controlled by an amoral AI?

But they know how to program and they have admin access to their code-filled brain. Maybe, just maybe, everything about them can be... wonderful.