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Starbuxx has a minion!
Hoppy the Caffeeii
Hoppy the Caffeeii
Starbuxx
Legacy Name: Starbuxx
The Galactic Ruffie
Owner: Seger
Age: 15 years, 4 months, 1 week
Born: December 11th, 2008
Adopted: 15 years, 4 months, 1 week ago (Legacy)
Adopted: December 11th, 2008 (Legacy)
Statistics
- Level: 208
- Strength: 210
- Defense: 215
- Speed: 219
- Health: 214
- HP: 134/214
- Intelligence: 114
- Books Read: 113
- Food Eaten: 4
- Job: Metal Buffer
75 Ways to know if you drink too much coffee...
1. You answer the door before people knock.
2. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
3. The only kitchen appliances you own are made by Mr. Coffee.
4. You ski uphill.
5. You get a tax cut for all the coffee you bought.
6. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
7. You speed walk in your sleep.
8. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
9. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
10. You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
11. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
12. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
13. You sleep with your eyes open.
14. When you open your dish cabinet, and there is only mugs.
15. You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
16. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
17. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
18. You lick your coffeepot clean.
19. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
20. You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
21. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
22. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
23. Your coffee cake must have coffee in it.
24. You chew on other people's fingernails.
25. Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
26. You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
27. You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.
28. The only gift you get for Valentines Day you get chocolate covered beans.
29. You can jump-start your car without cables.
30. All your kids are named "Joe".
31. Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
32. You don't sweat, you percolate.
33. You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
34. You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
35. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
36. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
37. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
38. You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
39. Every shirt or blouse you own has a coffee stain on it.
40. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
41. People get dizzy just watching you.
42. You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
43. The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
44. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
45. You're so wired, you pick up AM radio and people test their batteries in your ears.
46. Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
47. Instant coffee takes too long.
48. When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
49. You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
50. You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life.
51. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
52. Your hand is permanently shaped to hold your mug.
53. You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
54. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
55. You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
56. You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
57. You get drunk just so you can sober up.
58. You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
59. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
60. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
61. You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
62. You can jump to the moon.
63. You short out motion detectors.
64. You have a conniption over spilled milk.
65. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
66. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
67. You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
68. You don't tan, you roast.
69. You don't get mad, you get steamed.
70. Your three favorite things in life are...coffee before, coffee during and coffee after.
71. You can't even remember your second cup.
72. You help your dog chase its tail.
73. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
74. Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
75. You took a coffee break while reading this list
1. You answer the door before people knock.
2. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
3. The only kitchen appliances you own are made by Mr. Coffee.
4. You ski uphill.
5. You get a tax cut for all the coffee you bought.
6. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
7. You speed walk in your sleep.
8. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
9. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
10. You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
11. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
12. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
13. You sleep with your eyes open.
14. When you open your dish cabinet, and there is only mugs.
15. You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
16. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
17. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
18. You lick your coffeepot clean.
19. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
20. You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
21. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
22. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
23. Your coffee cake must have coffee in it.
24. You chew on other people's fingernails.
25. Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
26. You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
27. You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.
28. The only gift you get for Valentines Day you get chocolate covered beans.
29. You can jump-start your car without cables.
30. All your kids are named "Joe".
31. Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
32. You don't sweat, you percolate.
33. You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
34. You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
35. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
36. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
37. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
38. You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
39. Every shirt or blouse you own has a coffee stain on it.
40. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
41. People get dizzy just watching you.
42. You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
43. The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
44. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
45. You're so wired, you pick up AM radio and people test their batteries in your ears.
46. Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
47. Instant coffee takes too long.
48. When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
49. You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
50. You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life.
51. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
52. Your hand is permanently shaped to hold your mug.
53. You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
54. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
55. You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
56. You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
57. You get drunk just so you can sober up.
58. You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
59. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
60. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
61. You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
62. You can jump to the moon.
63. You short out motion detectors.
64. You have a conniption over spilled milk.
65. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
66. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
67. You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
68. You don't tan, you roast.
69. You don't get mad, you get steamed.
70. Your three favorite things in life are...coffee before, coffee during and coffee after.
71. You can't even remember your second cup.
72. You help your dog chase its tail.
73. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
74. Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
75. You took a coffee break while reading this list
Pet Treasure
Coffee Sticker
Snowflake Latte
Star Latte
Broken Heart Latte
Leaf Latte
Flower Latte
Wing Latte
Cherry Latte
Heart Latte
Skull Latte
Treble Clef Latte
Caramel Nut Ground Coffee
Cappuccino Truffle Ground Coffee
Special Dark Ground Coffee
Coconut Creme Ground Coffee
Amaretto Mocha Ground Coffee
Almond Butter Ground Coffee
Cinnamon Hazelnut Ground Coffee
Expired Coffee Beans
Mocha Coffee Beans
Pumpkin Coffee Blend
Gold Mini Blender
Lilac Mini Blender
Cream Mini Blender
Dawn Mini Blender
Twilight Mini Blender
Field Mini Blender
Graveyard Mini Blender
Arid Mini Blender
Dusk Mini Blender
Bloodred Mini Blender
Sun Mini Blender
Chibi Mini Blender
Get Mugged Grape Syrup
Get Mugged Chocolate Syrup
Get Mugged Strawberry Syrup
Get Mugged Green Apple Syrup
Get Mugged Caramel Syrup
Get Mugged Hazelnut Syrup
Get Mugged Almond Syrup
Pump Bottle of Hazelnut Syrup
Pump Bottle of Pineapple Syrup
Seasonal Bottle of Grass Syrup
Seasonal Bottle of Eggnog Syrup
Seasonal Bottle of Copper Syrup
Seasonal Bottle of Gingerbread Syrup
Seasonal Bottle of Grave Dirt Syrup
Seasonal Bottle of Snow Syrup
Seasonal Bottle of Cranberry Syrup
Divine Antique Coffee Set
Coffee Fireside Teacake
Jack-O-Lantern Coffee Pot
Field Coffee Pot
Twilight Coffee Pot
Sun Coffee Pot
Arid Coffee Pot
Dawn Coffee Pot
Cream Coffee Pot
Dusk Coffee Pot
Blue Handcrafted Coffee Mug
Yellow Handcrafted Coffee Mug
Black Handcrafted Coffee Mug
Purple Handcrafted Coffee Mug
White Handcrafted Coffee Mug
Orange Handcrafted Coffee Mug
Red Handcrafted Coffee Mug
Pink Handcrafted Coffee Mug
Elwood Collectible Mug
Heart Mug
Tartan Mug
Programmer Coffee Mug
Mocha Cooler
Caramel Frappe Coffee
Green Tea Coffee
Coffee Slushie
Silver Lace Coffee Pot
Black Lace Coffee Pot
Silver Lace Coffee Pot
Porcelain Lace Coffee Pot
Mocha
Special Order Coffee
Coffee with Whipped Cream
Milky Coffee
Coffee with Marshmallows
Vanilla-Nut Coffee Beans
Tiamo Coffee Beans
Cinnamon Coffee Beans
Mocha Coffee Beans
Cookies and Cream Coffee Beans
Coffee
Snowy Village Get Mugged!
Coffee Cake Get Mugged Pint
Cappuccino Fudge Get Mugged Pint
Cinnamon Butter
Pint of Cookie Dough Ice Cream
Smushed Paper Coffee Cup
Pumpkin Coffee Mug
Classic Coffee
Pumpkin Spice Coffee
Cinnamon Cappuccino
Coffee Caramel Trifle
Coffee Cake
Cinnamon Cream Coffee Cake
Chocolate Chip Coffee Cake
Fancy Coffee Cake
Cappuccino Cupcake
Delicate Pumpkin Coffee Cake
Cappuccino Marshmallow
Flaming B-52
Coffee Macarons
Coffee Flavored Devonti Sundae
Black Lace Sugar Bowl
Coffee Bean Plushie
Emug
Coffee Percolator of Dooom
Coffee Milk
Get Mugged! Coffee Mints
About Coffee
Small Bottle of Coffee Syrup
Elegant Nouveau Latte
Elegant Nouveau Cappuccino