Information


Glitches has a minion!

Modem the Whyn




Glitches
Legacy Name: Glitches


The Cream Kerubi
Owner: omg_carrie

Age: 15 years, 1 month, 1 week

Born: February 17th, 2009

Adopted: 15 years, 1 month, 1 week ago (Legacy)

Adopted: February 17th, 2009 (Legacy)

Statistics


  • Level: 1
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


General
Name: Glitches Vector
Alias: Glitch
Age: 23
Birthdate: 25 May (Gemini)
Gender: Male
Species: Kerubi
Body type: Average

Language(s): English (fluent, preferred), Binary (fluent)
Orientation: Biromantic/asexual

Special: None

Design
Personality: Glitches really, really, really loves computers, and anything related to them; he's fairly knowledgeable about computers as a result. He can and will happily talk about them for hours... unfortunately, this is more-or-less the only thing he can talk about. Glitches tends to be extremely awkward in social situations, thus making him something of a loner - most people have little interest in talking to someone who can only talk about one thing, after all. Glitches is generally patient with others; it's not terribly easy to annoy him (he has little patience for answering stupid questions), but he's fairly good at hiding it. He does get lonely often, and he wishes he was better at talking to others, but he has no idea how to change that.. So he just continues as normal, keeping to himself most of the time. He can be something of a workaholic at times, since he often has nothing else to do.

Hair: Short, dusty brown.
Eyes: Sky blue
Fur: Light, dull cream
Marking(s): Light brown tipped ears and tail.
Tattoo(s): None.
Piercing(s): None. He doesn't really see the point in them.
Other: Like most Kerubis, Glitches has a pair of short, feathery, pastel rainbow-coloured wings on top of his head (they do not permit flight, obviously). He is almost never seen without at least one memory stick, or some other computer-related object, on his person.

Giggles: Computers, Modem, Tetris, cats, late night television, coding, rainy days, rainbows, thunderstorms, his job, anything mint-flavoured, white chocolate, Tic-Tacs, graph paper, etc
Screams: Being alone, inane arguments/flame wars (including browser debates), people that don't listen, being tired, dust, his father, confrontation, answering stupid questions, small animals (hamsters, mice, etc), fish, powercuts, overly bright lights, having to repeat himself, birds, reality TV shows, etc

Chest: Click!

Lifestyle
Located: Centropolis
Living Quarters: A two-roomed flat, top floor.
Lives With: No one (well, except Modem)
Occupation(s): Computer technician
Introduction
Idiot, idiot, idiot!
Aren't there other things you could do?


Glitches stared at the computer, trying to read the text shown on it but not making any sense of it. Eventually he sighed, closed the browser window, and leaned back in his chair, closing his eyes to avoid staring at the screen that was currently being shown - his desktop.
What am I doing with my life?
It was something he wondered a lot, particularly late at night - which it was right now; it was 2 am, to be specific. He had been working on a computer a client had brought into his shop, working on it long into the night until it was fixed. But he honestly didn't have anything better to do - nothing productive, anyway.

He opened his eyes, staring at the ceiling. Other people would be asleep by now, or partying. Well, it wasn't like knew anyone that would invite him to parties. He had never been good at making friends, or talking to people at all, really - unless they wanted to talk about computers, of course. He could talk about computers for hours. Unfortunately, most people found this boring, and even those that didn't still got bored with the Kerubi, after realizing that he had little else to talk about.

He had never really dated anyone. Not for long, anyway. He'd gone out with a few girls back in high school, but either they never called back after the first date, or they wanted to take their relationship 'to the next level', something Glitches was unwilling to do. It was the same story with the few guys he'd gone out with. He didn't even talk to his parents any more. His father had never seemed to like him much - even less after he'd come out - and his mother just... stopped talking to him one day. Glitches had almost phoned her up so many times, but he always decided against it in the end. He was scared, mostly of what she might say to him.

Really, the only person he really had to talk to was Modem, and she didn't exactly talk back, considering she was a Whyn. So he was essentially alone.

It didn't bother him all the time. He'd managed to get a job as a computer technician shortly after leaving school, the many hours he'd spent at his computer paying off at last. He enjoyed working; it gave him something to do, something to take his mind off all his problems. He couldn't fix anything properly if he was busy dwelling on his increasing loneliness, after all. It was easy to focus on work all the time and forget about everything else.. so he tended to do just that.

(More later.)

RP Status
open | closed
Relationships
Mother: Doesn't talk to her any more.
Father: Doesn't talk to him any more.
Brother(s): None
Sister(s): None
Lover: None, possibly interested (he's not against the idea, but he doesn't think anyone would be interested in him)
Friend(s): None? :c
Pet(s): Modem
Artwork
Art: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 (non-canon), 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 (very quick doodles), 11 (non-canon), 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18 (non-canon), 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25 (non-canon)
Fan Art: N/A

Pet Art: N/A
Pet Fan Art: N/A

Wishlist
Friend(s)
----
Pet(s)

Modem

Get off my keyboard!

...

Credits
Lookup (c) Coffee, steal and you will be percolated. Used with permission.

Pet Treasure


Blue Monitor

Blue Keyboard

Blue Mouse

Blue Case

Neon Monitor

Neon Keyboard

Neon Mouse

Neon Case

Green Monitor

Green Keyboard

Green Mouse

Green Case

White Monitor

White Keyboard

White Mouse

White Case

Black Monitor

Black Keyboard

Black Mouse

Black Case

Blue PC

Neon PC

Green PC

White PC

Black PC

Home Office Setup

High End Computer Tower

Gaming PC Build

Blue Precision Gaming Mouse

Orange Tangerine Laptop

Orange Tangerine Egg Mouse

Red Tangerine Laptop

Red Tangerine Egg Mouse

Pink Tangerine Laptop

Pink Tangerine Egg Mouse

Purple Tangerine Laptop

Purple Tangerine Egg Mouse

Blue Tangerine Laptop

Blue Tangerine Egg Mouse

Turquoise Tangerine Laptop

Turquoise Tangerine Egg Mouse

Green Tangerine Laptop

Green Tangerine Egg Mouse

White Tangerine Laptop

White Tangerine Egg Mouse

Black Tangerine Laptop

Black Tangerine Egg Mouse

Green Wireless Router

Blue Wireless Router

Yellow Wireless Router

Red Wireless Router

Red Floppy Disk

Yellow Floppy Disk

Green Floppy Disk

Blue Floppy Disk

Purple Floppy Disk

Advanced Red Floppy Disk

Advanced Orange Floppy Disk

Advanced Yellow Floppy Disk

Advanced Blue Floppy Disk

Advanced Gray Floppy Disk

Small Floppy Disc

Professor New Heartbreaker Cryptic Square

Modem

Neon Green Modem

Mouse

Darkmatter Mouse

Bloodred Mouse

Fiery Mouse

Yellow Mouse

Pink Mouse

Dark Blue Mouse

Mousy Mouse

Mouse Plushie

Black Mouse Pad

White Mouse Pad

Pink Mouse Pad

Blue Mouse Pad

Green Mouse Pad

Chibi Mouse Pad

Cream Mouse Pad

Graveyard Mouse Pad

Arid Mouse Pad

Gold Mouse Pad

Sun Mouse Pad

Bloodred Mouse Pad

Dawn Mouse Pad

Lilac Mouse Pad

Darkmatter Mouse Pad

Twilight Mouse Pad

Dusk Mouse Pad

Angelic Mouse Pad

Field Mouse Pad

Black Laptop

White Laptop

Bloodred Laptop

Hobo Laptop

Spot

Pretend Area 62 Laptop

Cyber Infiltrator Hacking Tool

Mini Keyboard

Black Battery Backup System

White Battery Backup System

Circuitboard Blank Sheets

Circuitboard Gripper

Circuitboard Soldering Gun

Circuitboard Brush

Circuitboard Tool Kit

Miniature HLPR Bot Fried Circuit Board

128MB RAM

256MB RAM

512MB RAM

1GB RAM

Brittle Circuit Board

Busy Circuit Board

Hypercooled Microprocessor

Anodized Microprocessor

Microprocessor

Overclocked Microprocessor

Titanium Microprocessor

Memory Chip

Lower Ziara Hair Chip

Blue Circuit Card

Green Circuit Card

Orange Circuit Card

Red Circuit Card

Pink Circuit Card

Burgundy Circuit Card

Purple Circuit Card

Gray Circuit Card

Black Control Chip

Green Control Chip

Blue Control Chip

Red Control Chip

Silver Control Chip

Soggy Black Line LZ Hoverbus Pass

Surge Protector

USB Adapter

Retractable Cable

USB Memory Stick

Mini Flash Drive

Miniature HLPR Bot Control Chip

Wires

Cables

Adapter

Useless Wires

Wiretail Wires

White Braided Cables

Orange Braided Cables

Brown Braided Cables

Black Braided Cables

MaxHP AA Batteries

DVD Toaster

Eighties DVD Player

Computer Projector

Blue Webcam

Graphics Tablet

Wireless Tablet

Malfunctioning LED Mask

Computer Polish

Can of Dust Killer Spray

Tixel

Brokd

Subeta Art Shop

Subeta Word Processor

Subeta Web Design

Downloading Torrents

Insane Programming Volume 1

Insane Programming Volume 2

Keiths Coding Jumble Book

The Big Book of PHP

No More Sqls

An Idiots Guide to Constructive Criticism

Cyber Infiltrator Underground Zine

A Virtual Life

Keyboard Beanbag

The Interweb

Wire Management

Repurposing Old Tech

Codes

Keyboard Shortcuts

Tales of Artificial Intelligence

Electronic Programming Guide

Professor New Heartbreaker Forgotten Tech

Digital Scroll Case

A Very Sql-y New Year

My SQL Sticker

Computer Geek Sticker

Missing Semicolon Sticker

Curse This Lag Sticker

It Does Not Compute Sticker

Blank CD

Magical CD

Unmarked Pink CD

Unmarked Blue CD

Unmarked Purple CD

Unmarked Green CD

Unmarked Red CD

Blue Headset

Blue Gaming Headset

Professor New Heartbreaker Console

Arid Gamepet

Detrix Gamepet Game

Tamagot

Digi-Kumos

Mint Breathmints

Circuitboard Mug

Programmer Coffee Mug

Green Ziaran Flip Phone

Spring Kerubi Iced Cookie

Chocolate Kerubi

Server Upgrade 2007 T-shirt

Programmer Shirt

Binary Code T-shirt

Likes Coding Statement Tee

Prismatic Wings

Cream Lifelike Kerubi Doll

Cream Kerubi Plushie

Cream Kerubi Beanbag

Chibi Kerubi Plushie

Emo Kerubi Plushie

Big Headed Kerubi Sticker

Pet Friends