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Thcrapth has a minion!

Headleth the Decapitated Puppy

Thcrapth
Legacy Name: Thcrapth

The

Graveyard Ruffie
Owner:

DaringSpirit

Age: 14 years, 3 months, 2 weeks

Born: December 30th, 2009

Adopted: 14 years, 3 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: December 30th, 2009

Statistics

Level: 62
Strength: 62
Defense: 52
Speed: 52
Health: 52
HP: 52/52
Intelligence: 17
Books Read: 7
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Register Supervisor

It was a dog. Or several dogs rolled, as it were, into one.

There were four legs, and they were nearly all the same length although not, it must be noted, all the same colour.

There was one head, although the left ear was black and pointed while the right ear was brown and white and flopped.

It was a very enthusiastic animal in the department of slobber.

'Thith ith Thcrapth. 'He'th theventy-eight yearth old,' said Igor, fighting to get to his feet in a hail of excited paws.'Thome of him.'

'Yes, but he's got a spaniel brain,' said Nanny.

'It'th in the bone,' said Igor. 'He holdth people in hith jawth and beatth them thentheleth with hith tailth.'

'He wags people to death?'

'THometimeth he drownth them in dribble,' said Igor.

Text taken from Carpe Jugulum by Terry Pratchett.