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Foremast Jack


The Hydrus Montre
Owner: Ringo

Age: 10 years, 6 months, 1 week

Born: January 4th, 2010

Adopted: 10 years, 6 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: January 4th, 2010


Pet Spotlight Winner
October 31st, 2010

Statistics


  • Level: 110
     
  • Strength: 206
     
  • Defense: 21
     
  • Speed: 13
     
  • Health: 13
     
  • HP: 13/13
     
  • Intelligence: 302
     
  • Books Read: 281
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Captain Jacques First Mate


Birthday: September 19
*Int'l. Talk Like A Pirate Day
Collects: Piratey things
Favorite colors: Teal and black
Fan of: Shinwa
Likes: Lemons and online pirate RPG
Dislikes: Pink
Favorite Word: Yo.
Real life occupation: Accountant
Online occupation: Pirate Captain
Scorpius' Who's Who


*Arrrg!!*

I walked ten thousand miles, ten thousand miles to see you,And every gasp of breath I grabbed at just to find you,I climbed up every hills to get, to you,I wondered ancient lands to hold, just you.

The swarthy pirate adventurer, Foremast Jack, trekked through the humid jungle in search of his quest. He was in the zone and nothing could distract him. He was ready for this. He had trained hard and gained experience and items of power just for this moment. His mule carried what he could not. Nothing could stop him now….

And every single step of the way, of pain,Every single night and day,I searched for you.Through sandstorms and hazy dawns I reached for you.

The train was heading strait for him. Could he out run it in time? Standing his ground was out of the question. Perhaps he should have accepted that group’s invitation instead of going it alone. No. He was master here. He would do this on his own. With his decision made he ran. Quickly….

I stole ten thousand pounds, ten thousand pounds to see you,I robbed convenient stores coz I thought they'd make it easier.I lived off rats and toads, and I starved for you.I fought off giants bears and I killed them too.

He was searching the ruins for a high level artifact when it appeared. He sighed and attacked. The mob was easy to defeat. He turned his back on the carcass and began to search anew. Then more came….

And every single step of the way, of pain,Every single night and day,I searched for you.Through sandstorms and hazy dawns I reached for you.I'm tired and I’m weak, but I’m strong for you.I wanna go home, but my love gets me through.

The boss was there, right in front of him. Everything he had accomplished thus far would aid him now and he would be victorious…

*bzzzclk*

“AHHHHHHHHHH! My precious!!! I didn’t save!!!!!!!”

Foremast Jack runs in circles in front of the now dark and silent computer screaming in pain and agony while Ayame is quietly chuckling to himself in the hallway, twirling the power cord to the computer….

The wailing montre stops in mid circle with a look of fear frozen upon his face. He looks at Scorpius' still silent and dark computer. "Oops."

Credits: Song lyrics by Ally Kerr - The Sore Feet Song - Profile, overlay edit and content by Ringo - Formast Jack art by Toki_chan

Pet Treasure


Shipwreck Plushie

Princely Booty

Piraticorian Sword

Jar of Dirt

Giant Enemy Crab Figurine

Original Gamer Control

Pirate Love Candy Heart

Black Eyepatch

Tainted Pirate Teddy Plushie

Potato Pirate

Random Pirate-Girl Doll

Pirate Treasure Map

Pop-Up Book of Pirates

The Black Spot

Golden Foil Pirate Coin

Fake Booty

Pirate Treasure Chest

Shabby Chest

Skull of Gold Coins

Trio of Golden Statues

Bronze Summit Key

Silver Summit Key

Iron Summit Key

Gold Summit Key

Silver Skeleton Key

Golden Skeleton Key

Watchers Telescope

Piraticorian Quill

Piraticorian Anchor

Green Pirate Bicorn Hat

Piraticorian Pantaloons

Buckled Pirate Boots

Pirate Chains Belt

Pirate Bra

Decayed Pirate Skull

Wooden Tugboat

Deserted Island Terrarium

Sunken Ship Terrarium

Coral

Ship in a Bottle

Pirate Rum

Monkey Blood

Skull Pirate Cupcake

Pirate Mud Muffin

Sword Pirate Cupcake

Pirate Treasure Pizza

Lemon Pirate Ship Wedge

Scurvy Prevention Orange

Polly

Sausage Pirate

Ghost Crab

Deck Swabbin Snail

Leggy

Plank

Pirate Flopit Figurine

Pantry Rat

Scurvy Rat

Dishes Rat

Kitchen Rat

Lucky Rat

Cupboard Rat

Blue Parrot Puppet

Red Parrot Plushie

Blue Parrot Plushie

White Parrot Plushie

Green Parrot Plushie

Yellow Parrot Plushie

Booty Sticker

I Hearrrt Rum Sticker

Manbearpig! Sticker

Avast! Sticker

Yarrr! Sticker

Ahoy Matey! Sticker

Pet Friends


Scorpius.
The guy with the computer and the anime

Ayamezuki
Should just go rot somewhere...