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Scorpius. has a minion!

D'Artagnan the Emo Blob Kitty




Scorpius.


The Common Montre
Owner: Ringo

Age: 12 years, 6 months, 1 week

Born: January 4th, 2008

Adopted: 12 years, 6 months, 1 week ago (Legacy)

Adopted: January 4th, 2008 (Legacy)


Pet Spotlight Winner
November 29th, 2016

Statistics


  • Level: 2,778
     
  • Strength: 6,951
     
  • Defense: 6,180
     
  • Speed: 5,908
     
  • Health: 6,600
     
  • HP: 6,600/6,600
     
  • Intelligence: 4,032
     
  • Books Read: 2283
  • Food Eaten: 7469
  • Job: Director of SAI


About Me

Scorpius' Who's Who
A non-difinitive guide of my family

Birthday: November 18
Collects: Dark Matter items and bacon
Favorite color: green and silver
Fan of: Nathaniel
Likes: red heads and my kotatsu
Dislikes: my various relatives who think they should all come and live with me....
Favorite Word: oi

So it's like this...

Define: Kotatsu: A kotatsu is a low, wooden table frame covered by a futon, or heavy blanket, upon which a table top sits. Underneath is a heat source, often built into the table itself.

This is my hiding place. Everyone has one. It's nothing new really. Mine just happens to be a table with a blanket over it. Is the fact that I keep a pile of manga, a torch, and a bag of jammie dodgers under there a sign that I haven't quite let go of my childhood yet? Let's not get into that right now shall we? All that aside, I just like my quite time, alone and very relaxed. I used to spend that time sitting at the kotatsu. Now I spend most of what little time I can manage hiding under it hoping no one will come looking for me for at least 30 minutes. An hour would be nice but I can't expect too much from this lot. What? You don't know who I'm talking about? Lucky you... It's them, my relatives. There are sooo many of them.

You may be wondering why so many of my relatives are living here with me. Actually, I'm wondering the same thing. See, when I was 19 I inherited this 100 plus year old manor out in the country. No big deal considering my family and all. Though considering my family, who have never been very sociable with one another, I never expected half of them to end up here. Kaido is an old friend from school and pays rent. It wasn’t a problem when he asked to stay. The electric bills here get pretty high for some reason... When my girl friend Liley asked to rent the old cottage I thought things were finally going to really move between us. Then that crazy old man Kaliktra came, my moody cousin Violette, the completely shameless Ayamezuki, and a couple more relatives I didn't even know I had! I still need to talk to my parents about the squirt. How can I have a nephew if I'm an only child? So, you get the picture. I almost got rid of Violette once but not long after her wedding her husband ran off with a band of pirates and she came back. Since then it’s only become even crazier! Kaido’s wizard wannabe younger sister is now living here calling everyone “ignorant muggles”. Her parents are paying rent for her and they seemed really desperate when they asked about her staying. Ayame has taken an interest in her so maybe they’ll go run off to Scotland together and become fashionable Dark Lords or something. One could only hope. Oh, and then there’s Clarke. We’re not quite sure where he’s from. Thunderstorm, lightning, Super Man marathon. Yeah, that was a crazy day.

One of these days, I'll find some time for just me and Liley. One day. Maybe. Hopefully... But for now it's just me and the jammies, under the kotatsu.

Credits

Profile, kotasu art, overlay and content by Ringo. Montre profile art by Toki_chan.

Scorpius. was created January 4th, 2008 and was my first pet here on Subeta. My sweet puppy!! Mommy loves you!!

Art

X by User not found: tianaroo
X by User Unknown
X by Tiki
X by Rachel
X by User Unknown
X by sassafrass
X by Toki_chan
X by Toki_chan
X by Ringo
X by Ringo
X by Ringo
X by User not found: sanxi
X by User not found: pandahojico

Friend or Foe?

Pet Treasure


Properties of Ink Matter

Springtime Dark Matter

Local Bacon Quiche

Common Demi Plushie

Keiths Eighteenth Birthday Montre Figurine

Sock Puppet of Rage

Scorpio Pendant

Keiths Dark Matter Boxers

I Heart Anime T-shirt

A Postcard from Insanity

SAI Junior Agent Badge

Tamagot

Dark Matter Crossing Road Sign

Glowy Mood Ring

Spherical Self-Contained Capture and Storage Unit

Three Dot Two Dash Cookie

Empty Valentines Chocolate Box

Freshly Baked Cookies

Magical Love Paste

Bubble Wrap

Stress Balloon

Soccer Ball

Lock

Magical Duct Tape

Stylin Oldskool Guitar

Grand Piano

Blank Composers Book

Broken Dishes Quilt

Purple Possessed Teddy Plushie

Ebil Bear Plushie

Happy Nuggets

Kungfu Gingerbread Man

Morostide Melman Action Figure

Timid Mini Warrior

Potato Lantern

Potato Warrior

Party Giraffe Plushie

Keiths Amy Lee Poster

Cursed Mini-Skull Stickers

Book of Bacon

Bacon Sticker

Bacon of Wearing

Burrata, Jam, and Prosciutto Crostini

Bacon, Fig, and Goat Cheese Crostini

Eddie Bell Kebab Bacon Wrap

Bacon

Bacon and Egg Breakfast

Bacon Wrapped Hard Candy

Chocolate Dipped Bacon

Fireside Bacon-Wrapped Green Beans

Prosciutto Peaches

Tiny Bacon Potato Skin

Prosciutto Wrapped Asparagus

Prosciutto and Basil Corn Muffins

Prosciutto and Cheese Wrapped Fig

Bacon Vetan Soft Pretzel

Prosciutto and Mozzarella Crescent

Cobb Salad

Hopping John

Brussels Sprouts and Bacon

Dino Nest Fries

Breakfast Crepe

Chicken and Bacon Sandwich

BLT Sandwich

Chicken Bacon Dijon Panini

Chicken Sub

Burgersaurus Rex

Big Sloppy Burger

Ground Beef and Bacon Pastie

Speckpfannkuchen

Cheesy Bacon Baked Potato

Loaded Jacket Potato

Bacon and Cheese Dates

Bacon-Wrapped Dragon Filet

Fancy Bacon Wrap

Bacon-Wrapped Cream Cheese Jalapeno

Bacon-Wrapped Scallop

Angels on Horseback

Devils on Horseback

Filet Mignon with Wine Sauce

BLT Bugles

Bacon-Wrapped Turkey

Rouladen

Mettwurst

Bloodthirsty Mary

Bedbug Cleanup Kit

Pantheon Potion

Chaotic Umbrella of Poking

The Replikaxe

Mini Gelatin Figurine

Morostide Cape of Grim Tidings

Gear Shuriken

Bombtula

Lagmonster Costume

Muffin Mans Armor

M4-L155 Head

Explosive Dark Matter Die

Death Dice

Slots Spork

Dark Matter Spork

Ebil Spork

Angelic Spork

Hoarding Spork of Self Destruction

Radioactive Spork

Rainbow Spork-O-Poking!

Sacrificial Spork

Pretty Spork

Battle Spork

Spork Plushie

Love Matter: The Truth

Iconic Comic Book

Doki Doki Magic Chai!

Ai no Torrey Koibito

Ultra Fighter Fester

Kawaii Zooky!!

Onegai Maleria I

Onegai Maleria II

Onegai Maleria III

The Lone Muffin Fights Again!

The Lone Muffin

The Archan, The Goddess, and The Bathroom Cabinet

From Num-Num to Electrician in 508 Easy Steps

Heavy Duty Flashlight

Large First Aid Kit

First Aid Kit

MaxHP AA Batteries

Plunger of DOOM

Fire Extinguisher

Tape Measure

Tool Belt

Hi-tech Power Drill

Power Drill

Toilet Plunger

Hammer

Black PC

Black Mouse Pad

Black Mouse

Black Webcam

USB Memory Stick

256MB RAM

Blank CD

Blue Wireless Router

Modem

Portable DVD Player

DVD Toaster

USB Adapter

Surge Protector

Computer Polish

Can of Dust Killer Spray

Burgeoning Evil Brain

Magical Dark Matter Duct Tape

Dark Matter Longstockings

Dark Matter Bear Beanie

Assorted Dark Matter Stickers

Dark Matter Love Sticker

Dark Matter Pet Care

The Prettiest Matter

Dark Confessions

A History of Dark Matter

Dark Matter Sofa

Promotional Dark Matter Pizza Gift Basket

Dark Matter Fruit Jelly

Dark Matter Chelon Cupcake

Dark Matter Chinese Take-Out

Dark Matter Sushi

Dark Matter Chocolate Bar

Dark Matter Whoopie Pie

Limited Edition Dark Matter Pizza

Vitamin-Enriched Dark Matter Treats

Dark Matter Popping Candy

Dark Matter Dice

Dark Matter Candy Cane

Dark Matter Imbued Shell

Dark Matter Pumpkin

Dark Matter Gingerbread Man

Winter Raver

Quark

Derp Matter

Beach Ball Matter

Pilgrim Matter

Promotional Captured Dark Matter Companion

Festive Matter Sugar Treats

Firework Matter

Dust Matter

Cake Matter

Rave Matter

Dark Matter

Rift Matter

Time Matter

Ink Matter

Stolen Candy Bag

Dark Matter Flytrap

Crazy Matter

Pollen Matter

Alien Matter

Musical Matter

Light Matter

Pure Matter

Spark Matter

Sea Matter

Spooky Matter

Celebrating Dark Matter

Tainted Matter

Envious Matter

Roiling Storm Matter

Hydro-Matter

Nuclear Matter

Reborn Matter

Angelic Matter

Spectrum Matter

Heartbroken Matter

Love Matter

Snow Matter

Frozen Matter

Gingerbread Matter

Holiday Dark Matter

Snowflake Matter

Coal Matter

Candy Matter

Anti-Love Matter

Vampire Matter

Skull Matter

Brain Matter

Particle Matter

Dark Matter Sugar Pixie

Malerias Dark Matter

Shinwas Dark Matter

Oracles Dark Matter

Bottled Love Matter

Bottled Dark Matter

Dark Matter-Imbued Crystal

Darker Matter

Dark Matter Neko

Darkwing

Dark Matter Pet Rock

Dark Matter Blob Kitty

Sleepy Dark Matter Beanbags

Dark Matter Flower Beanbag

Dark Matter Costume

Annoyed Dark Matter Beanbag

Shinwas Dark Matter Plushie

Malerias Dark Matter Plushie

The Oracles Dark Matter Plushie

Dark Matter Potion Plushie

Dark Matter Neela Plushie

Cruelty Beanbag

Dark Matter Pet Bed Beanbag

Cruelty Plushie

Corrupted Birdie Plushie

Grudge Plushie

Dark Matter Charlie Plushie

Dark Matter Malticorn Plushie

Dark Matter Kerubi Plushie

Dark Matter Love-Me-Lots Chai Plushie

Dark Matter Staff Toy

Dark Matter Rreign Plushie

Dark Matter Serpenth Plushie

Dark Matter Magnus Plushie

Dark Matter Ontra Plushie

Dark Matter Lasirus Plushie

Dark Matter Endeavor Plushie

Dark Matter Fuzzy Smiley Plushie

Dark Matter Dillema Plushie

Dark Matter Antlephore Plushie

Spare Fabric Beanbag

Pet Friends


Liley
Girlfriend. She keeps me in line and, stuff... *blushes*

Ayamezuki
Cousin on Mother's side - I want to strangle him...

Violette_Dono
Cousin on Father's side. Creepy...

Kaliktra
Was my mentor and martial arts teacher while growing up. Now he's just a pervy old man.

Kaido
Old friend from boarding school. He's great for a game of tennis.

Foremast Jack
Says he's another cousin. *shrugs* He spends a lot of time playing those pirate games online.

Aemilius Lepidus
Nephew from, somehwere... Aren't I an only child? Has interesting hobbies...

Hoshiyo
Friend of Lily's. Humors Kaido fo some reason.

Rosamaria
Kaido's younger sister. Calls everyone ignorant muggles... Like there wasn't enough trouble around here.

Clarke
At first I mistook him for a weather vane. I guess as long as he keeps the attic clean it’s okay. Right?

Topiary
An old topiary that's been on the property for years. I think it's watching me..

My Dear Cousin
A voodoo doll Violette made when we were kids. It's supposed to be me...