Topiary has a minion!

Hedge the Hedgepatch

Legacy Name: Topiary

The Glade Montre
Owner: Ringo

Age: 10 years, 1 month, 3 weeks

Born: June 23rd, 2012

Adopted: 10 years, 1 month, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: June 23rd, 2012

Pet Spotlight Winner
June 20th, 2016


  • Level: 85
  • Strength: 178
  • Defense: 50
  • Speed: 35
  • Health: 41
  • HP: 41/41
  • Intelligence: 289
  • Books Read: 259
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Topiary Tender

"Non torsii subligarium!"
(Don't get your knickers in a twist!)

Scorpius' Who's Who
A non-difinitive guide of the residents of Bartlett Manor

Welcome to Bartlett Manor! Now go away and let me be. You are blocking my sun. Photosynthesis is very important to a being such as myself. You of course would know nothing about such things. Now shoo! Away with you!! What?! You have questions?! *sighs* I suppose I could answer one or two. But make it quick. If I begin to wilt because of the inanes of the sounds coming forth from your mouth it will be completely your fault.

First, I will introduce myself. No, not you. I have not a care at all about your puny little insignificant existence. Now quiet so I may continue. Now, where was I? Oh yes, me! My name is Topiary and I am a topiary. What do you mean redundant? Do you want your questions answered or not? *grumbles* That being said...I come from an illustrious line of long lived topiary originating from Levens Hall. Though my line is much more austere and dignified if I must say so myself. And yes. I must. *glares* As the premiere topiary of Bartlett Manor it is my responsibility to act as guardian to all creatures who make this place their home. Usually I leave the goings on of those who live within the manor to the master himself. I could really care less about that lot. What? You want to know about them? Really, I'm much more interesting. I suppose if you insist...

Credits: Profile and content by me. Montre coat of arms line art by grouse colored by me.

Pet Treasure


Peacock Feather Quill Pen

Gearbound Journal

Flower Overgrowth

Aller-Away Double Pack

Leafface Plushie


Helpful Hedgehog

Potted Gladestalk

Glade Puppy


Glade Bunny



Glade Bird




Toad in the Doughnut Hole

Smol Potted Turnip

Baby Turnip Food

Turnip Warrior

Onion Warrior

Potato Warrior

Carrot Warrior

Rutabaga Warrior

Beet Warriors

Turnip Blub

Asparagus Blub

Onion Blub

Steamwork Turnip

Hunted Turnip

Turnip Ghost

Glacier Turnip

Crochet Turnip Plushie

Reborn Turnip

Outer World Turnip

Unicorn Turnip

Rave Turnip

Rift Turnip

Nightmare Turnip

Undead Turnip

Grosseries Infected Turnip

Buzzkill Infected Turnip

The Vapors Infected Turnip

Clusterflux Infected Turnip

Lobotomeat Infected Turnip

Chicken Disguised Turnip

Rabish Radish Starter Kit

Pigmato Tomato Starter Kit

Mushidon Mushroom Starter Kit

Kittymelon Watermelon Starter Kit

Pet Friends

This one is the new master of Bartlett. Somewhat interesting. He at least keeps the grounds nice.

This one has these dreadful foot wear called cleats. Fortunately she does not wear them on my precious lawn.

Bad Endings
Spends a great deal of time listening to someone named Elvis during the day and sneaking about at night. Very humorous in a rather droll way. Especially when the master catches him.

Has bizarre hobbies. I'm really more of a hedgehog fan myself but to each their own.

This one is my favorite. I would hex everyone too if I could.

The others hide when this one is around. I find it all quite enjoyable to watch.

I keep my little minion friends away from this one. I don't quite trust those bottles...

Foremast Jack
An accountant pirate? At least he's not a lawyer.

Aemilius Lepidus
I find those brightly colored ponies he watches on the glowing box quite acceptable.

He let me try on his cape once.

This one stares at the sky for long periods of time. I wonder why she finds the ground so boring?

My Dear Cousin
This is why one should not talk to inanimate objects. One day they might talk back.