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Aemilius Lepidus
Legacy Name: Aemilius Lepidus

The Chibi Montre
Owner: Ringo

Age: 11 years, 4 months, 1 week

Born: April 9th, 2011

Adopted: 11 years, 4 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: April 9th, 2011

Pet Spotlight Winner
April 21st, 2016


  • Level: 88
  • Strength: 124
  • Defense: 19
  • Speed: 13
  • Health: 14
  • HP: 14/14
  • Intelligence: 364
  • Books Read: 333
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Web Developer

Excerpt from the exploits of a 12 year old shirt ninja.

There is an all prevailing silence in the deep night. I don my ninja gear: black t-shirt, black socks, black sweats, and pokey stick. Silently I glide through the dark corridor, moving from shadow to shadow, extinguishing all lights with my trusty stick. I come upon my destination. The door is locked but no lock has yet to ever stop a ninja of my superior skills. I quietly slide it open and ever so gently close it behind me. My objective lies before me. My goal is nearly complete.


Scorpius walks down the hall turning the night lights back on. He pauses in front of the closed door to his office. There appears to be a soft glow emanating from beneath... He pushes open the door to see a small dark form huddled in his chair in front of the glowing computer screen.

Scorpius "Oi! Furball! You do know it's two in the morning right?"
Aemilius Lepidus "Shhhhh. Pinky Pie is about to sing."
Scorpius "Oh!" *ears perk up and he slides a chair next to his nephew's* "Which episode?"
Aemilius Lepidus "Episode 9. The Evil Enchantress song."
Scorpius "Ahhh." *nods in understanding* "Though I prefer when Fluttershy sings it."
Aemilius Lepidus "Of course you do."
Scorpius "What's that supposed to mean?"
Aemilius Lepidus *ignores*

Two hours later...

Lily "Scorpius? Are you coming back to bed?" *walks into the room to see the two males entranced by the brightly colored ponies* "Ah. Of course. What do I have to do around here to get your attention? Do I need to get a cutie mark on my butt or something?"
Scorpius *Whips his head around in attention looking very excited* "You'd do that? Really??!!"
Lily *Lily gives him the evil eye and stomps off in exasperation*
Scorpius *calling after her* "What? Did I say something wrong?"
Aemilius Lepidus "Looser old man. Keep it down. I'm watching my ponies."

The Evil Enchantress Song: HERE

the way of the shirt ninja

Birthday: April 26
Age: 12
Collects: Unicorns
Favorite color: Black
Fan of: ...
Likes: To ninja in the night
Dislikes: People who ask annoying questions
Favorite Word: *silence*
Secretly Likes: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

How to be a shirt ninja: HERE

Credits: Profile, content and overlay by Ringo

Pet Treasure

Unicorn Rag Doll

Summertime Dappled Unicorn Plushie

Plain Black Shirt

Pokey Stick

Ninja Flopit Figurine

Unicorn Kigurumi

UnicornVomit OhCasual T-shirt

Likes Unicorns Statement Tee

Unicorn Hair

Majestic Horn Sticker

Unicorns 4ever Sticker

Unicorn Chow

Black Unicorn Plushie

Blue Unicorn Plushie

Green Unicorn Plushie

Pink Unicorn Plushie

Red Unicorn Plushie

White Unicorn Plushie

Yellow Unicorn Plushie

Cloud Pony Gift Plushie

Majesty Pony Gift Plushie

Pretty Princess Pony Gift Plushie

Shamrock Pony Gift Plushie

Sunshine Pony Gift Plushie

Nostalgic Hikei Toy

My Little Angelic Hikei

My Little Arid Hikei

My Little Cream Hikei

My Little Dawn Hikei

My Little Dusk Hikei

My Little Emo Hikei

My Little Field Hikei

My Little Lilac Hikei

My Little Spring Hikei

Spectrum Flash Figurine

Harvest Unicorn Beanbag

Harvest Unicorn Plushie

Bat-Unicorn Plushie

Glittery Sparkles Unicorn Plushie

Cutiecorn Beanbag

Fabulous Pony Beanbag

Carnival Unicorn Plushie


Unicorn Pinata Plushie

Dappled Unicorn


Unicorn Glade Beanbag

Black Unicorn Cotton Candy

Lemon Unicorn Cotton Candy

Bubble Gum Unicorn Cotton Candy

Grape Unicorn Cotton Candy

Blueberry Unicorn Cotton Candy

Cool Berry Pegasus Balloon

Fiery Pegasus Balloon

Golden Pegasus Balloon

Silver Pegasus Balloon

Spectrum Pegasus Balloon

Pet Friends

Uncle Scorpius has high speed internet for my show and plenty of black shirts for my ninja needs.