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Para_the_Paralix
Legacy Name: Para_the_Paralix

The

Galactic Paralix
Owner:

~~Deja_Vu~~

Age: 14 years, 3 weeks

Born: April 28th, 2010

Adopted: 12 years, 8 months, 1 day ago

Adopted: September 18th, 2011

Nominate Pet for Spotlight

Statistics

Level: 1
Strength: 10
Defense: 10
Speed: 10
Health: 10
HP: 10/10
Intelligence: 0
Books Read: 0
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Unemployed

Profile Graphics and Overlay by

~~Deja_Vu~~, Coding by

FallenSamurai, Story by User not found: librarian

I am an imoogi, though your people know me best as a dragon. No, I don't mean the dragon that eats kings and fries crops - or vise versa. I'm a good dragon. I swear. Yes, some of us are not so nice, but when push comes to shove I always end up on the good side. Eventually. Look, even I can't remember why I was out in the desert that night - probably hungry. Yes, even abnormally huge lizards need to eat. It wasn't exactly my plan to save them. In all honesty I was more interested in the hot dogs their guards were eating. I slunk up behind them as quietly as possibly. When I say quietly, I really mean like a bumbling twenty ton lizard with a toothache. Needless to say I didn't get the hot dogs.

From what I could assess in the eerie half light of the dying fire there was this dude who was tied up, and then this girl who was about to get eaten by a huge black imoogi. Yes, I am a detective, aren't I? I jumped in behind the big scary guy preparing for his meal of little girl and bit into his neck. He wasn't too happy about that and tried to bite me in return. To which I responded by biting him harder. This continued quite epically for around three minutes and would have been much more entertaining with fast paced suspense music and an opera score for when things went bad for me.

In the end I came out on top. Well, actually I was on the bottom but I was alive and he was dead. Sort of dead. I made my way over to the hot dogs only to have my tail bitten. Quite hard I might add. I turned around to find Mr. Evil holding onto my tail with his mouth and the girl with an arm. And of course he was holding off the boy with his other hand placed on his head, but that was embarrassing so I promised not to mention it.

Oops...Guess I just did.

Anyways, that girl was saying something about turning the big black dragon into a celestial something or other and then got all white and started glowing as it floated in mid-air. Really really creepy mind you, like her eyes were pure white and she was just kinda levitating there. At the last moment she moved over towards me and planted a kiss on my nose. Then she turned back to normal and slumped onto the ground. And trust me, she really didn't look like she was breathing.

For some reason I felt stronger, and a little bit smarter. When I looked down I was all weird creepy glowing, but in a cool superhero way. Mr. Evil Pants made another snap at my tail, but this time I flicked it at him and he poofed in a shower of dust and some weird slimy stuff that I would prefer not to describe the taste of. Let's just say it was bad. Really really bad.World saved, the creepy girl dissolved to dust after pledging her forever and eternal love to “Ethan” - the scrawny kid with no upper body strength,. I made my way over to the hot dog stand to enjoy a nice bit of roasted meat. I was just within reach when I started to float upwards. Without my intentions at all.

“THERE BETTER BE AWESOME HOT DOGS IN HEAVEN!” I yelled and disappeared into the clouds.