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Cleavage has a minion!
Do Bad Things to the Baby Crocodile
Do Bad Things to the Baby Crocodile
Cleavage
Legacy Name: Cleavage
The
Bloodred FeliOwner:
EllieAge: 13 years, 10 months, 1 week
Born: June 16th, 2010
Adopted: 13 years, 10 months, 1 week ago
Adopted: June 16th, 2010
Statistics
- Level: 50
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
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It all started on one drama filled summer night in Louisiana, like they most always are to think of it. I was standing in Fangtasia, the bar I co-own with my maker, Eric, when all hell broke loose. Eric enlisted the help of the quirky telepathic fairy, Sookie, to see if we could drum up the answer to whom was stealing considerable amounts of money from the bar. The meeting was arranged so Sookie could have a chance to read Ginger's mind to see if she could get any leads. As I watched the fairy read the mind of our resident blood bag, I saw our partner, Longshadow, flinch ever so slightly. Turns out that our very own bartender was the stealing money all along! Once he was outed, he lunged at Sookie clearly meaning to drain the girl for uncovering his secret. A tempting thought, I know, but my favorite breather has been known to have her good moments. Of course, the irritating as usual, Bill Compton jumped in the middle of it all and staked Longshadow for the sake of the mind reading barmaid. What was left of Longshadow was now splattered all over the floor, walls, and I just couldn't help but point out to our dearest fairy, that she had ended her night with a bit of vampire in her cleavage..
Pam Quotes
"I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago"
"Blah, blah... vampire emergency. Blah."
"I thought prostitutes were good at keeping secrets."
"How'd you know I was a Tiffany's girl?
"I am wearing a Wal-Mart sweatsuit for y'all. That's not demonstration of team spirit, I don't know what is."
"I look like a Republicunt!"
"Just because we drank a bitch together does not make us Oprah and Gayle. Get the fuck back to work."
Info
Cleavage is based on Pamela Swynford de Beaufort from the HBO True Blood series who was portrayed by the beautiful Kristin Bauer van Straten.
Credits
Profile by
Ellie. Original codes by Numa, changed with permission.Pet Treasure
Elegant Lady Cameo
Partially Zipped Black Leather Jacket
Flashback Material Girl Bra
Pink Low Heels
Sophisticated Prom Dress
Pink Hand Knit Sweater
Cream Argyle V-Neck Sweater
Cream Hand Knit Sweater
Pink Cargo Sweats
Candy Striped Sweater
Elegant Lady Pearl Earrings
Vampire Blood
Partially Zipped Cream Leather Jacket
Pounding Heart
Pink Tangerine Touchphone
Guidebook for the Newly Dead
Your Changing Body: An Introduction to Undeath
Not So Useful Cover Up
Elegant Lady Victorian Ball Gown
Elegant Lady Victorian Wig
Vampire Pale Stone
Elegant Lady Cigarette Holder
Elegant Lady Shawl
Black Jumpsuit
Elegant Lady Cigarette Holder
Bed of Forever Sleep
Sugar Wax Lips and Teeth Combo
Blood in the Night
Pair of Plastic Fangs
Bag of Plasma
Bag of Blood
Flaming Vampyre Cocktail
Harvested Congealed Blood
Anatomically Correct Heart Plushie
Questionable Tagged Syringe
Elegant Lady Fan
Bleeding Drink
Red Realistic Fangs
Glamorous Black Gown
Glamorous Pink Gown
Heavy Duty Theatrical Concealer
Pointy Black Pumps
Pointy Red Pumps
Black Lace Bra
Eau De Toxic
Lace-up Leather Boots
Cosmic Sparkle Nail Polish
Underling Strapped Sandals
Underling Talons
Underling Gold Bracelets
Underling Gold Choker
Underling Golden Chopsticks
Vampire Coffin
Pink Eyeshadow Kit
Floral Rose Vial of Cologne
Diamond Scented Perfume
Bloody Deluxe Lip Shine
Blush Applicator
Underling Golden Earrings
Underling Draped Top
Underling Decorative Cinch
Underling Delicate Necklace
Underling Draped Dress
Underling Claws
Underling Fangs
Underling Grin
Vampire Cloak
Vampire Fangs
Vampire Wax Lips
Ghouls Choice Liquid Latex (Medium)
Vampire Matter
Stylish Vampire Cloak
Antique Blonde Chaise Lounge
Antique Blonde Parlor Settee
Possessed Vampire Amulet
Mini Mister Vampire Plushie
Vampires Accessory Trunk
Strawberry Gummy Lips
Plas-Tek Large Purple Morostide Syringe
Writhing Corpse Scented Morostide Candle
Bloody Lips Candy
Vampire Makeup Kit
Burgundy Mini Nail Polish
Shallow Grave
Fake Bloodred Potion
Coffin
Living Dead
Vampire Ring
Underling Hairbrush
Underling Eyeshadow
Underling Dress Tails
Pet Friends
Tolkoner
Zucker
Bill Compton
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