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Cleavage has a minion!
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Do Bad Things to the Baby Crocodile
Cleavage
Legacy Name: Cleavage
The
Bloodred FeliOwner: Ellie
Age: 16 years, 1 month, 3 weeks
Born: June 16th, 2010
Adopted: 16 years, 1 month, 3 weeks ago
Adopted: June 16th, 2010
This pet has been nominated for the Pet Spotlight!
Statistics
- Level: 50
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Toys Played: 0
- Job: Unemployed
"There's vampire in your cleavage."
It all started on one drama filled summer night in Louisiana, like they most always are to think of it. I was standing in Fangtasia, the bar I co-own with my maker, Eric, when all hell broke loose. Eric enlisted the help of the quirky telepathic fairy, Sookie, to see if we could drum up the answer to whom was stealing considerable amounts of money from the bar. The meeting was arranged so Sookie could have a chance to read Ginger's mind to see if she could get any leads. As I watched the fairy read the mind of our resident blood bag, I saw our partner, Longshadow, flinch ever so slightly. Turns out that our very own bartender was the stealing money all along! Once he was outed, he lunged at Sookie clearly meaning to drain the girl for uncovering his secret. A tempting thought, I know, but my favorite breather has been known to have her good moments. Of course, the irritating as usual, Bill Compton jumped in the middle of it all and staked Longshadow for the sake of the mind reading barmaid. What was left of Longshadow was now splattered all over the floor, walls, and I just couldn't help but point out to our dearest fairy, that she had ended her night with a bit of vampire in her cleavage..
Pam Quotes
"I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago"
"Blah, blah... vampire emergency. Blah."
"I thought prostitutes were good at keeping secrets."
"How'd you know I was a Tiffany's girl?
"I am wearing a Wal-Mart sweatsuit for y'all. That's not demonstration of team spirit, I don't know what is."
"I look like a Republicunt!"
"Just because we drank a bitch together does not make us Oprah and Gayle. Get the fuck back to work."
Credits
Profile by Ellie.
Profile template by Lea, edited by Ellie.
Cleavage is based on Pamela Swynford de Beaufort from the HBO True Blood series who was portrayed by the beautiful Kristin Bauer van Straten.
Background from Pinterest.
Pet Treasure
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Floral Rose Vial of Cologne
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Underling Hairbrush
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Fake Bloodred Potion
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Burgundy Mini Nail Polish
Vampire Makeup Kit
Ghouls Choice Liquid Latex (Medium)
Writhing Corpse Scented Morostide Candle
Plas-Tek Large Purple Morostide Syringe
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Mini Mister Vampire Plushie
Possessed Vampire Amulet
Antique Blonde Parlor Settee
Antique Blonde Chaise Lounge
Stylish Vampire Cloak
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Elegant Lady Shawl
Elegant Lady Cigarette Holder
Vampire Pale Stone
Elegant Lady Victorian Wig
Elegant Lady Victorian Ball Gown
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Your Changing Body: An Introduction to Undeath
Guidebook for the Newly Dead
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Cream Hand Knit Sweater
Cream Argyle V-Neck Sweater
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Sophisticated Prom Dress
Pink Low Heels
Flashback Material Girl Bra
Partially Zipped Black Leather Jacket
Partially Zipped Cream Leather Jacket
Lace-up Leather Boots
Eau De Toxic
Black Lace Bra
Pointy Red Pumps
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Heavy Duty Theatrical Concealer
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Glamorous Black Gown
Red Realistic Fangs
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Harvested Congealed Blood
Flaming Vampyre Cocktail
Bag of Blood
Bag of Plasma
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Blood in the Night
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