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Scott W. Pilgrim
Legacy Name: Scott W. Pilgrim

The

Scribble Ontra
Owner:

Geek

Age: 13 years, 7 months, 1 week

Born: September 10th, 2010

Adopted: 13 years, 4 months, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: November 27th, 2010

Statistics

Level: 54
Strength: 35
Defense: 34
Speed: 39
Health: 42
HP: 42/42
Intelligence: 35
Books Read: 35
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Unemployed

Owner:

Geek | Scott W. Pilgrim the

Scribble Ontra

"Ughhhhhhh, why is writing this so hard?!" Scott groaned. "
It's literally just a description about you, I'll write it if you want but I promise you it won't be flattering." Kim Pine, one of Scott's best friend retorted. "
C'mon Scott, if anyone could write a paragraph about nothing but his life I think it could be you. The beginning is boring as hell, but the middle isn't too bad and the ending part where your friend and ex band member becomes famous and rich is just the best part." That was Stephen Stills, who's current music endeavour, was breaking through the Toronto music scene and gaining major publicity and critical acclaim. Well, according to the magazine Scott had just read and stole that description from.

"Ok, so uh Hi. I'm Scott. Scott Pilgrim. My birthday is the 27th.....of September? Yeah September. I'm a 24 and I live in Toronto. That's in Canada, eh. No we don't actually say eh though. Well, like sometimes I guess we do but not like all the time. I used to be a pretty normal guy until I met this girl. She was great, smart, beautiful andmysterious.
"And she actually agreed to date your sorry butt, that poor poor girl." That was Ramona, Scott's aforementioned girlfriend from America.

Anyways, I Scott Pilgrim, met a girl. And was just super cool, and suave and asked her out. It was totally cool, I was totally cool. Except, well that's where things get complicated. There was seven of them, seven evil exes. And if I wanted Ramona, I had defeat them! First was, well he was boring but Matthew Patel. I guess he did have so called mystical powers though, which I guess was cool but who sends their fight request by email!! Then of course, there was the actor Lucas Lee. I defeated him too, but I didn't even get an autograph...

"Are you still going on about that Scott? It's over, man! Get it over it!" shouted Stephan from across the room. "Why do you have to even read this aloud while you write it?" Kim asked. They had all come over to her apartment that day to hang out and make food. They had chosen an old favourite, from when they were in a band together, vegan shephards pie. Of course none of them were even vegan..

"Ahem, guys cm'on this is important!" Scott chirped back at them before continuing, still choosing to read it aloud while he wrote!.
That was when I met the third evil ex, Todd the bass player for the band The Clash at the Demonhead. He was all like super tough, he even had vegan super powers but I totally kicked his butt.
"Scott, didn't you only win that because the vegan police stripedd him of his powers though...wasn't he totally winning right before that?" "No, no Ramona, you have it all wrong, that's not how it happened at all!" (It totally was though!)
Ahh, then there was the ninja girl Roxie. Who well, wasn't an evil ex boyfriend, but an evil ex girlfriend. Which is totally okay, and like totally sexy! But yeah no that's when I get the power of love sword after confessing my feelings to Ramona, which I used to completely annihilate Roxie! Then I don't know, there was the twins Kyle and Ken Katayanagi and there was just a lot of personal stuff going on at the time and ahh yes, well they too met the same end as the others though so it's all good.

"Scott!" Kim shouted from the kitchen, are you just about done? Food is almost ready!" "Yeah, yeah just one more ex to go.." Scott yelled back.

Finally, stood the ex of all exes Gideon. Owner of the Chaos Theatre and all around dick. Who totally killed me, but that's ok because I totally made up with Ramona and came back to life thanks to my extra life I got after defeated Todd. And, and well I finally was able to see just how much I was like Gideon..especially with my past relationships. Which brought me a new light and understand, getting me a brand new kickass sword! The Power of Understanding sword! Cool name right, and I used it to destroy the guy and making the place rain coins!

So, as you can see I'm actually sort of a hero. Which is why you should please please bring for me the back the best, most spectacular mexican restaurant The Gilded Palace of Flying Burritos.

Pulling out his guitar, Scott began to sing:Excellent Nouveau, Mexican Cuisine
We all got to wear, swank-ass nudie suits
I shoulda known it was a lousy pipe dream
Ohhh, ohhh, what an awesome job
Ohhh, ohhh, what do I do now??
Ohhh, ohhhhh, it's like I've been robbed
Spent the last of my paycheque
And I'm feelin pretty downnnnn!!

"WAIT! THAT'S WHAT THE HELL THIS WAS ABOUT!?" "SCOTT YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK SO HARD" "Why do I date you..."

Fanpet based on the world and character of Scott Pilgrim, created by Bryan Lee O'Malley