Alacer has a minion!

Minion the Musical Note

About My Busy Life

›› nominate this pet ‹‹Name: Alacer
Nickname: DJ A, Zer, A, Big A, Ally
Status: Taken for real this time
Height: 5"8
Weight: 150lb
Age: 19
Hobbies: DJing, Hanging Out, Dating, Singing, Shopping
Talents: Manipulating, Getting girls, DJing, Holding up a party, Male Fashion
Dislikes: Studying, Brandbear, Sitting around, Smoking
Likes: Working out, DJing, Music Tracks, Running, Drinking Anything, Partying, Raving, Dressing up, Jello Shots
Job: DJ Mixer

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“Alacer is one of those guys that are hard to forget. Or, at least, that's what all of the people he meet say. DJ A is a primo badass, cool customer, and a rockin' host that will totally steal your girlfriend if you happen to be stupid enough to leave her alone with him. Well, that is, unless the good DJ himself has got a girlfriend at the moment – then he'll just flirt madly with her and make you seem painfully incompetent. So, there's that.

He's a fairly average young adult as far as hobbies go. Dating, singing, and shopping carry heavy weight in his schedule, but his true love is being a disk jockey. Years of scratching and mixing shot his street cred up from "punk kid" to "hella tight", and he now holds court with some of the most respected DJs of his era – most being a good five years his senior. But that's how Alacer has always rolled – ahead of the curve, mowing down any and all straggling competition in his path.

He's got a stable career going, an epic sense of fashion, and a large lack of responsibility. While most of things tend to stay steady, one thing in his life is always changing: the line up of women, whether on his arm or on his mind. Don't get him wrong, however. He's a pretty faithful, monogamous partner when you get down to brass tacks. Being the handsome and charismatic guy he is, however, it’s hard not to be swarmed with all varieties of ladies. And dudes. But that’s a different story. His current relationship is with the lovely Suay, an adorable girl who's sweet enough to rot a monster's teeth.

Together, they make up an almost unbeatable power couple. Her stunning looks combined with his wide influence result in many invites to various trendy parties in their area. Despite these never-ending offers, however, Alacer – fondly called "Ally" by Suay, who is the only person allowed to call him by any pet name since anyone else who does so is under threat of never again going to any rad parties hosted by Alacer, ever – and his love prefer to spend their dates indoors, staring romantically into each others eyes while the soothing records of Barry White play in the background. These various dates are coupled with gratuitous amounts of flowers, chocolates, and candles – DJ A is nothing if not wholly devoted to Suay.

Alacer is currently working at various radio stations and private events. To hire him for the event of your choice, call his agent at 1-(323)-DJ-A-BAMF.

The grinning DJ prints out his new description, reading it over proudly. It's perfect. “Suay! Baby, can you come over here and read this?” It never hurts to have a second opinion, though he's pretty sure everyone will agree that it’s some of his best work.

Kickass story by Viperface

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