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Buttered has a minion!
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Saute the Shoom
Buttered
Legacy Name: Buttered
The Glade Dillema
Owner: Ellie
Age: 12 years, 7 months, 6 days
Born: September 13th, 2011
Adopted: 12 years, 5 months ago
Adopted: November 19th, 2011
Statistics
- Level: 7
- Strength: 11
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 1
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 379
- Job: Patty Flipper
I'm Paula, better known as Buttered, a famous Southern cook. I got my nickname because I, like most Southern chefs, use boatloads of butter and fat in my cooking. Seriously, what's the point in making food if everything is 100% healthy and tasteless? Don't get me wrong, child, healthy food is what everyone should be eating. But I'm drawing a line when people start eating grass and sticks! Not when a big bowl of leafy green collards would do the trick. But, my land, don't forget the bacon grease for that extra oomph!
Truthfully, Southern cooks get a bad rap most of the time. Everything we make isn't extremely bad for you. French chefs use a lot of butter and decadent ingredients, but they're not scrutinized like we are! We can do light cooking, but are most valued dishes are the ones that you eat on a rare occasions, honey. You don't eat a plate piled high with fried chicken, deep fried macaroni and cheese, biscuits, twinkie pie, and a jug of mouth locking sweet tea for every meal! We'd all be dead or have clogged arteries if that was our daily menu!
Moderation is obviously the key to everything, and I swear you'll be happier at the end of the day if you eat at least a couple of things that you really want. With that, I'll still eat my bread pudding made with doughnuts for desert, or eat enough boiled peanuts to fill a gallon sack. I'll have my fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches a la The King, and you know what? I'll be happy!
Buttered is my pet dedicated to the one and only Paula Deen.
Some of the recipes I mentioned can be found by clicking the links below. ;)
Deep Fried Mac&Cheese
Twinkie Pie
Southern Fried Chicken
Collard Greens
Doughnut Bread Pudding
Fried PB&Banana Sandwich
No infringement intended.
Pet Treasure
Deep-Fried Candy Bar
Chef Blob Kitty
Treasured Family Recipes
Tuna Steak
Crab Legs
Wooden Spoon
Blackened Catfish
Steel Kettle
Food Processor
Cornmeal
Cranberry and Brie Biscuit
Seven Layer Cookie Bars
Cornstarch
Cinnamon Roll Pancakes
Baked Okra Fritter
Margarine
Bee Hive Cornbread
Homemade Blackberry Jam
Fried Green Tomatoes
Fried Mac-N-Cheese Balls
Fried Mushrooms
Recipes Through Generations
Lobster Tail
Pot Roast
Bacon and Cheese Dates
How to Pickle This and That
Soup Secrets
Uncommon Jams
Guide to Canning
Okra
Roast Venison Cutlets
Spring Pea Risotto
Dinner Roll
Bruschetta Bite
Barbecue Meatballs
Crescent Roll
Burnt Ends Mash
Garlic Scapes
Ramps
Mini Crab Cakes
Cheese Straws
Pigs in Blankets
Raw Chicken Eggs
Mug of Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Pot Pie Burger
Bread Bowl Crab Dip
Boiled Peanuts
Sugar Cinnamon Roll
Sweet Potato Pie with Marshmallows
Roasted Potatoes
Roasted Crown of Lamb
Bacon-Wrapped Turkey
Rutabaga
Hearty Quiche
White Truffle
White Meat Turkey
Pineapple Glazed Ham
Fireside Leftovers Sandwich
Crab Stuffed Bread Rolls
French Onion Soup
Book of Melted Butter
Pumpkin Bread Pudding
Homemade Pumpkin Pie
Herb Stuffed Mushroom
Raw Pork Chop
Strawberry Rhubarb Pie
Corn and Potato Skillet
Pretzel Burger
Sausage and Kraut Alegarten Plate
Speckpfannkuchen
Sausage and Potato Skillet
Wiener Schnitzel
Sausage Sampler
Sauteed Fiddleheads
Preserved Tomatoes
Mixed Herbs
Dried Mint
Dried Chives
Herbs De Provence
Dried Oregano
Dried Mint
Dried Dill Leaves
Dried Cilantro Leaves
Hazelnut Butter
Sweet Butter
Almond Butter
Cinnamon Butter
Aunt Bindys Homemade Jam
Homemade Strawberry Jam
Homemade Plum Jam
Homemade Apricot Jam
Homemade Rhubarb Jam
Homemade Elderberry Jam
Homemade Orange Marmalade
Homemade Lemon Curd
Homemade Raspberry Jam
Jar of Lime Curd
Jar of Orange Curd
Jar of Meyer Lemon Curd
Jar of Grapefruit Curd
Jar of Lemon Curd
Jar of Strawberry Curd
Out of Thyme
Holiday Meal Ideas
Cream of Chicken and Wild Rice Soup
Baked Sweet Potato
Loaded Jacket Potato
Buckeyes
Tempura Green Beans
Hopping John
Porkapple Mini Puds
Roast Duck
Sliced Turkey Breast
Pork Roast
Pigeon Stew
Roast Rabbit
Stuffed Mushroom
Milk Chocolate Almond Bark
Peanut Brittle
Deep Fried Butter
Fireside Mini Cranberry Pie
Fireside Mini Lemon Pie
Fireside Mini Stuffed Potato
Fireside Butternut Bread
Cranurkey Mini Puds
Flaked Pork Chops On A Silver Platter
Fireside Pecan Delight
Boiled Cabbage On A Silver Platter
Cheese Wheel On A Silver Platter
Fireside Mini Blackberry Pie
Acorn Squash Soup
Applesauce-Berry Gelatin
Almond-Stuffed Olives
Seared Tuna Slider
Fried Fish and Chips Basket
Fruit Salad
Red Cabbage
Raw Beef Tenderloin Filet
Pecans
Black Olives
Garlic-Stuffed Olives
Hazelnuts
Coconut
Jalapeno Pepper
BBQ Beef Jacket Potato
Broccoli
Broccoli and Cheese Jacket Potato
Naked Jacket Potato
Cherry Pudding
Chili Jacket Potato
Peanuts
Southern Food Tub
Waffles
Yellow Bell Pepper
Walnuts
Vanilla Milkshake
Triple Chocolate Cookie Cake
Tomato Toast Appetizer
Tomato Pastry
Tomato Cracker Appetizer
Tomato Cheese Olive Toast Appetizer
Tomato Appetizer
Sweet Yam Spice
Tomato
Sweet Yam
Sweet Potato Pie Slice
Sweet Potato Casserole
Swedish Meatballs
Stuffed Cherry Peppers
Strawberry Pudding
Strawberry Pie
Strawberry Milkshake
Strawberry Crepe
Strawberry
Sticky Toffee Pudding
Spinach
Spicy Crepe
Spiced Pumpkin Soup
Shrimp Cocktail
Scrumptious Double Chocolate Fudge Cheesecake
Sausage Links
Red Bell Pepper
Red Beet Salad
Raspberries
Radish
Deviled Egg
Pumpkin Pasty
Shepherds Pie
Roast Suckling Pig
Roast Pork Loin
Roast Goose
Pumpkin Cheesecake Bar
Pumpkin Butter
Pumpkin Bread
Prosciutto and Basil Corn Muffins
Pomegranate Fireside Custard
Poached Whole Salmon
Plump Yellow Apple
Plum Marmalade
Pistachio Nuts
Pimiento-Stuffed Olives
Pineapple Strawberry Marmalade
Pineapple Ring
Pine Nuts
Peach Fireside Custard
Pecan Pie Tart
Pear
Peanut Butter Swirl Brownies
Pancakes
Pail of Apples
Paella
Oysters
Orange Marmalade
Orange Bell Pepper
Orange
Lemon
Onion
Holiday Cookie Gift Box
Grease Burger
Glass of Plain Iced Tea
Chicken Pot Pie
Burger
Baked Potato Soup
Lime
Homemade Pie
Coffee Cake
Chicken Noodle Soup
Mysterious Chili
Mini Grilled Cheese Appetizer
Mashed Potatoes
Marshmallow Spread
Maple Syrup
Maple Butternut Squash
Macadamia Nuts
Lobster
Lime Tart
Lemon Pudding
Jug of Olive Oil
Jacket Potato with Cheese
Jacket Potato
Iceberg Wedge
Iceberg Lettuce
Ham and Cheese Potato Bake
Ground Redpepper
Ham And Asparagus Appetizer
Ground Cinnamon
Grilled Ham and Cheese Sandwich
Grilled Gooey Peanut Butter Sandwich
Green Bell Pepper
Ginger Pudding
Five Bean Chili
Fresh Fruit Strawberry Pie
Dripping Pudding
Cucumber Tomato Dip
Cucumber
Croquembouche
Chocolate Milkshake
Chicken Drumstick
Buttery Waffle
Beefradish Mini Puds
Apple Love Muffin
Baked Apple Arctic
Blackberries
Beef Chili
Bacon-Wrapped Cream Cheese Jalapeno
Colcannon
Chocolate Pudding
Cockles
Apple Fireside Custard
Red Chili Pepper
Shrimp
Mussels
Roasted Corn on the Cob
Honey Glazed Spiral Ham
Chocolate Peppermint Cookies
Hot Fireside Soup
Candied Sugar Plums
Iced Tea
I am Famous Sticky
Bamboo Measuring Spoons
Bamboo Measuring Cups
Pigmato
How to Make Pie
Hot Wings
Honey
Heavily Garnished Salmon Steak
Apple Pie Tart
Hearty Vegetable Soup
Hearty Tomato Soup
Hearty Pea Soup
Ground Nutmeg
Dried Basil
Ground Allspice
Green Olives
Green Chili Pepper
Green Bean Casserole
Grape Fireside Custard
Freshly Baked Cookies
Fresh Fruit Peach Pie
Fresh Fruit Cherry Pie
Peppermint Iceburg Puff
Eggs
Brussels Sprouts and Bacon
Fresh Fruit Blackberry Pie
Fresh Fruit Apple Pie
Fireside Apple Spice Soup
Marbled Cherry Parfait
Roast Leg Of Lamb
Filled Square Basket
Filled Arm Basket
Filled Round Harvest Basket
Honey Butter
Deluxe Banana Split
Cream Oven Mitts
Crab
Cornbread
Corn Piece
Cold Water
Clams
Chocolate Crepe
Cinnamon Cream Coffee Cake
Goat Chops
Banana Split
Beer
Big Sloppy Burger
Blueberries
Blueberry Crepe
Fireside Cinnamon Spice Soup
Blueberry Pudding
Breakfast Crepe
Banana Love Muffin
Banana
Almonds
Apple Glazed Cinnamon Roll
Apple Pumpkin Soup
Apple Raisin Pork Chops
Bacon
Baked Vegetable Medley
Butter Covered Corncob
Chicken Tenders
Fireside Grape Spice Soup
Roast Pheasant
Stuffed Yam
Strawberry Pie Tart
Cream and Honey Gravy
Roast Beef
Squirrel Drumsticks
Chestnuts
Celery
Cabbage
Cauliflower
Red Apple
Black Eyed Peas
Cashew Nuts
Caramel Pudding
Blackberry Fireside Custard
Cheese
Cinnamon Filled Fireside Pastry
Pumpkin Filled Fireside Pastry
Bean and Lentil Soup in a Jar
Rosemary Bread in a Jar
Banana Bread in a Jar
Chicken Noodle Soup in a Jar
White Chef Toque
White Chef Jacket
Plastic Cutlery
Picnic Place Setting
Salt
Pepper
Stick of Butter
Bag of Pure Flour
Bag of Powdered Sugar
Bag of Light Brown Sugar
Bag of Sugar
Carton of White Eggs
Carton of Whole-Fat Milk
Carton of Brown Eggs
Blue Flowery Kitchen Apron
Bunny White Apron
Tarnished Spoon
Basic Rolling Pin
Metal Casting Thermometer
Rectangular Cast Iron Stove
Red Hot Cast Iron Stove
Stubby Round Cast Iron Stove
Chef Fillet Knife
Chef Bread Knife
Chef Carving Knife
Steel Pot
Steel Casserole Pot
Small Steel Pan
Large Steel Pan
Steel Saute Pan
Iron Pot
Small Iron Pan
Iron Saute Pan
Iron Casserole Pot
Large Iron Pan
Iron Kettle
Small Copper Pan
Large Copper Pan
Copper Casserole Pot
Copper Kettle
Copper Saute Pan
Copper Pot