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Buttered
Legacy Name: Buttered


The Glade Dillema
Owner: Ellie

Age: 12 years, 7 months, 6 days

Born: September 13th, 2011

Adopted: 12 years, 5 months ago

Adopted: November 19th, 2011


Pet Spotlight Winner
January 27th, 2016

Statistics


  • Level: 7
     
  • Strength: 11
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 1
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 379
  • Job: Patty Flipper




HEY Y'ALL!

I'm Paula, better known as Buttered, a famous Southern cook. I got my nickname because I, like most Southern chefs, use boatloads of butter and fat in my cooking. Seriously, what's the point in making food if everything is 100% healthy and tasteless? Don't get me wrong, child, healthy food is what everyone should be eating. But I'm drawing a line when people start eating grass and sticks! Not when a big bowl of leafy green collards would do the trick. But, my land, don't forget the bacon grease for that extra oomph!

Truthfully, Southern cooks get a bad rap most of the time. Everything we make isn't extremely bad for you. French chefs use a lot of butter and decadent ingredients, but they're not scrutinized like we are! We can do light cooking, but are most valued dishes are the ones that you eat on a rare occasions, honey. You don't eat a plate piled high with fried chicken, deep fried macaroni and cheese, biscuits, twinkie pie, and a jug of mouth locking sweet tea for every meal! We'd all be dead or have clogged arteries if that was our daily menu!

Moderation is obviously the key to everything, and I swear you'll be happier at the end of the day if you eat at least a couple of things that you really want. With that, I'll still eat my bread pudding made with doughnuts for desert, or eat enough boiled peanuts to fill a gallon sack. I'll have my fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches a la The King, and you know what? I'll be happy!

Buttered is my pet dedicated to the one and only Paula Deen.

Some of the recipes I mentioned can be found by clicking the links below. ;)

Deep Fried Mac&Cheese
Twinkie Pie
Southern Fried Chicken
Collard Greens
Doughnut Bread Pudding
Fried PB&Banana Sandwich

No infringement intended.

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Wooden Spoon

Blackened Catfish

Steel Kettle

Food Processor

Cornmeal

Cranberry and Brie Biscuit

Seven Layer Cookie Bars

Cornstarch

Cinnamon Roll Pancakes

Baked Okra Fritter

Margarine

Bee Hive Cornbread

Homemade Blackberry Jam

Fried Green Tomatoes

Fried Mac-N-Cheese Balls

Fried Mushrooms

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Pot Roast

Bacon and Cheese Dates

How to Pickle This and That

Soup Secrets

Uncommon Jams

Guide to Canning

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Roast Venison Cutlets

Spring Pea Risotto

Dinner Roll

Bruschetta Bite

Barbecue Meatballs

Crescent Roll

Burnt Ends Mash

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Ramps

Mini Crab Cakes

Cheese Straws

Pigs in Blankets

Raw Chicken Eggs

Mug of Chicken Noodle Soup

Chicken Pot Pie Burger

Bread Bowl Crab Dip

Boiled Peanuts

Sugar Cinnamon Roll

Sweet Potato Pie with Marshmallows

Roasted Potatoes

Roasted Crown of Lamb

Bacon-Wrapped Turkey

Rutabaga

Hearty Quiche

White Truffle

White Meat Turkey

Pineapple Glazed Ham

Fireside Leftovers Sandwich

Crab Stuffed Bread Rolls

French Onion Soup

Book of Melted Butter

Pumpkin Bread Pudding

Homemade Pumpkin Pie

Herb Stuffed Mushroom

Raw Pork Chop

Strawberry Rhubarb Pie

Corn and Potato Skillet

Pretzel Burger

Sausage and Kraut Alegarten Plate

Speckpfannkuchen

Sausage and Potato Skillet

Wiener Schnitzel

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Sauteed Fiddleheads

Preserved Tomatoes

Mixed Herbs

Dried Mint

Dried Chives

Herbs De Provence

Dried Oregano

Dried Mint

Dried Dill Leaves

Dried Cilantro Leaves

Hazelnut Butter

Sweet Butter

Almond Butter

Cinnamon Butter

Aunt Bindys Homemade Jam

Homemade Strawberry Jam

Homemade Plum Jam

Homemade Apricot Jam

Homemade Rhubarb Jam

Homemade Elderberry Jam

Homemade Orange Marmalade

Homemade Lemon Curd

Homemade Raspberry Jam

Jar of Lime Curd

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Jar of Meyer Lemon Curd

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Jar of Lemon Curd

Jar of Strawberry Curd

Out of Thyme

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Baked Sweet Potato

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Roast Rabbit

Stuffed Mushroom

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Peanut Brittle

Deep Fried Butter

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Almond-Stuffed Olives

Seared Tuna Slider

Fried Fish and Chips Basket

Fruit Salad

Red Cabbage

Raw Beef Tenderloin Filet

Pecans

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Garlic-Stuffed Olives

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Coconut

Jalapeno Pepper

BBQ Beef Jacket Potato

Broccoli

Broccoli and Cheese Jacket Potato

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Cherry Pudding

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Peanuts

Southern Food Tub

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Yellow Bell Pepper

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Vanilla Milkshake

Triple Chocolate Cookie Cake

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Tomato Pastry

Tomato Cracker Appetizer

Tomato Cheese Olive Toast Appetizer

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Tomato

Sweet Yam

Sweet Potato Pie Slice

Sweet Potato Casserole

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Stuffed Cherry Peppers

Strawberry Pudding

Strawberry Pie

Strawberry Milkshake

Strawberry Crepe

Strawberry

Sticky Toffee Pudding

Spinach

Spicy Crepe

Spiced Pumpkin Soup

Shrimp Cocktail

Scrumptious Double Chocolate Fudge Cheesecake

Sausage Links

Red Bell Pepper

Red Beet Salad

Raspberries

Radish

Deviled Egg

Pumpkin Pasty

Shepherds Pie

Roast Suckling Pig

Roast Pork Loin

Roast Goose

Pumpkin Cheesecake Bar

Pumpkin Butter

Pumpkin Bread

Prosciutto and Basil Corn Muffins

Pomegranate Fireside Custard

Poached Whole Salmon

Plump Yellow Apple

Plum Marmalade

Pistachio Nuts

Pimiento-Stuffed Olives

Pineapple Strawberry Marmalade

Pineapple Ring

Pine Nuts

Peach Fireside Custard

Pecan Pie Tart

Pear

Peanut Butter Swirl Brownies

Pancakes

Pail of Apples

Paella

Oysters

Orange Marmalade

Orange Bell Pepper

Orange

Lemon

Onion

Holiday Cookie Gift Box

Grease Burger

Glass of Plain Iced Tea

Chicken Pot Pie

Burger

Baked Potato Soup

Lime

Homemade Pie

Coffee Cake

Chicken Noodle Soup

Mysterious Chili

Mini Grilled Cheese Appetizer

Mashed Potatoes

Marshmallow Spread

Maple Syrup

Maple Butternut Squash

Macadamia Nuts

Lobster

Lime Tart

Lemon Pudding

Jug of Olive Oil

Jacket Potato with Cheese

Jacket Potato

Iceberg Wedge

Iceberg Lettuce

Ham and Cheese Potato Bake

Ground Redpepper

Ham And Asparagus Appetizer

Ground Cinnamon

Grilled Ham and Cheese Sandwich

Grilled Gooey Peanut Butter Sandwich

Green Bell Pepper

Ginger Pudding

Five Bean Chili

Fresh Fruit Strawberry Pie

Dripping Pudding

Cucumber Tomato Dip

Cucumber

Croquembouche

Chocolate Milkshake

Chicken Drumstick

Buttery Waffle

Beefradish Mini Puds

Apple Love Muffin

Baked Apple Arctic

Blackberries

Beef Chili

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Colcannon

Chocolate Pudding

Cockles

Apple Fireside Custard

Red Chili Pepper

Shrimp

Mussels

Roasted Corn on the Cob

Honey Glazed Spiral Ham

Chocolate Peppermint Cookies

Hot Fireside Soup

Candied Sugar Plums

Iced Tea

I am Famous Sticky

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Pigmato

How to Make Pie

Hot Wings

Honey

Heavily Garnished Salmon Steak

Apple Pie Tart

Hearty Vegetable Soup

Hearty Tomato Soup

Hearty Pea Soup

Ground Nutmeg

Dried Basil

Ground Allspice

Green Olives

Green Chili Pepper

Green Bean Casserole

Grape Fireside Custard

Freshly Baked Cookies

Fresh Fruit Peach Pie

Fresh Fruit Cherry Pie

Peppermint Iceburg Puff

Eggs

Brussels Sprouts and Bacon

Fresh Fruit Blackberry Pie

Fresh Fruit Apple Pie

Fireside Apple Spice Soup

Marbled Cherry Parfait

Roast Leg Of Lamb

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Honey Butter

Deluxe Banana Split

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Cornbread

Corn Piece

Cold Water

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Chocolate Crepe

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Goat Chops

Banana Split

Beer

Big Sloppy Burger

Blueberries

Blueberry Crepe

Fireside Cinnamon Spice Soup

Blueberry Pudding

Breakfast Crepe

Banana Love Muffin

Banana

Almonds

Apple Glazed Cinnamon Roll

Apple Pumpkin Soup

Apple Raisin Pork Chops

Bacon

Baked Vegetable Medley

Butter Covered Corncob

Chicken Tenders

Fireside Grape Spice Soup

Roast Pheasant

Stuffed Yam

Strawberry Pie Tart

Cream and Honey Gravy

Roast Beef

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Chestnuts

Celery

Cabbage

Cauliflower

Red Apple

Black Eyed Peas

Cashew Nuts

Caramel Pudding

Blackberry Fireside Custard

Cheese

Cinnamon Filled Fireside Pastry

Pumpkin Filled Fireside Pastry

Bean and Lentil Soup in a Jar

Rosemary Bread in a Jar

Banana Bread in a Jar

Chicken Noodle Soup in a Jar

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Iron Saute Pan

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