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Little Bull the Patchling
Bull Terrier
Legacy Name: Bull Terrier
The Custom Chibi Bhakoru
Owner: kitsche
Age: 8 years, 5 months, 3 weeks
Born: October 28th, 2015
Adopted: 8 years, 5 months, 3 weeks ago
Adopted: October 28th, 2015
Statistics
- Level: 5
- Strength: 13
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 11
- Health: 11
- HP: 11/11
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
12th March 2007 - 27th March 2014 - 1st March 2019.
-Marsha Boulton, Wally's World
I start off small and silly, with teeth my humans say are like pointy little needles - they're really good for chomping, too, which is great because it's my favourite thing right now. My people really like it as well, I think; they hop around and make funny noises when I give their ankles a little nip. I wag my tail at them super fast and make my most fierce noises to show them how strong I am. They don't have fur like me; instead they wear fabric all over their weird bald bodies. It's odd, but the fabric stuff is great to chew on! When I tug on their leg-cloths they pick me up and hold me in their arms, which is another one of my favourite things. Cuddles are awesome; my humans might be pink and hairless but they're really snuggly and give me lots of pets. I guess you can't judge them on their appearances, even if they are weird.
-Marsha Boulton, Wally's World
When I get a little bigger, my humans take me to something called 'Training Classes'. They're alright, I guess, because I get to meet lots of new dog friends and my people keep giving me biscuits. On the down side, they're trying to make me do stuff. I don't really like doing stuff when people ask me to - it takes all the fun out of it. Sometimes I kind of think it might be a good idea, because the humans start bringing slices of hot dog sausage to bribe me, and that's super tasty. It's not that I'm stupid or nothing; I know exactly what the people are trying to get me to do. I just don't want to do it. Even if it's something I think I kind of maybe want to at first, I can't let my humans get any ideas; I've seen those poor dogs made to jump over stuff and weave through weird sticks. If I obey everything they ask of me, they might get too ambitious - and we can't have that, can we?
-Marsha Boulton, Wally's World
As I get older, I realise that some of the humans don't like me very much. Nothing major; just the odd dirty look, or crossing the road to get out of our way on walks. Sometimes they even say mean things about me to my humans. It doesn't particularly bother me though - I don't really get upset about things. Well, apart from not getting my dinner on time, or having my toys taken away (my humans never let me keep any of my best toys; they say dogs shouldn't chew on things they call 'bras'), or when the next door neighbour's cat hisses at me and swats at my nose. My humans are always laughing and saying how they wished they could be more like me - y'know, not bothered by people not liking them. The way I see it, though, is that only my humans matter - all those other ones are just weird and hairless and definitely not nearly as good as my humans.
-Marsha Boulton, Wally's World
As long as my humans love me (and feed me), I'm good.
Origin:England Weight:20- 29 kg (45-60lbs) Height:50–61 cm (18–22 in) Coat: Short, dense Colour: White, brindle, fawn, red, red smut, black, and tricolor. Lifespan: 10–14 years | Notable Bull Terriers: •Spuds Mackenzie •Willie, General Patton's dog •Target dog, Bullseye •Bill Sykes' dog in Oliver Twist, Bullseye •Patsy Ann of Juneau, Alaska •Rocky Top's Sundance Kid, "Rufus". |
Pet Treasure
Striped Nylon Leash
Red Retractable Leash
Furball Collar
Chain Leash
Ginger Cookies
Green High Belt
Lumineve Dog Treat
Peanut Butter
Roasted Potatoes
Pet Bed
Raw Chicken Wing
Raw Pork Chop
Raw Chicken Leg
Silver Safety Collar
Red Knobby Football
Red Sock Puppet
Senior Canned Dog Food
Ruffie Food Bowl
Ruffie Leash Lasso
Ytiva Pet Bed
Ruffie Squeaky Bone
Rum Cookie Balls
Sausage Links
Simple Red Leather Collar
Fleece Flowery Throw
Exploding Ruffie Chew Toy
Dumbbell Snowball
Cement Crunchy Bone Candy
Bonealicious Candy Ruffie Bone
Lovely Red Collar
Canned Whole Fester
Black Paw Paint
Basketball
Ball
Winter Rug
Box of Cream Scrap Metal
Chewed Draftsman Chalk
Brown Worn-Out Belt
Ripped Nightmare Feli Plushie
Busted Light Wreckage
Broken Ornamented Mirror
Broken White Flower Pot
Darkmatter Bra
Blue Bra
Flowery Bra
Duckie Bra
Turquoise Bra
White Bra
Black Bra