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Completely Bonkers has a minion!

Puppy the Yume in a Kumos Costume




Completely Bonkers
Legacy Name: Completely Bonkers


The Scribble Mallarchy
Owner: Gold

Age: 12 years, 9 months, 2 weeks

Born: July 20th, 2011

Adopted: 1 year, 6 months, 4 days ago

Adopted: November 4th, 2022

This pet has been nominated for the Pet Spotlight!

Statistics


  • Level: 1
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 14
     
  • HP: 10/14
     
  • Intelligence: 1
     
  • Books Read: 1
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


There is always that one person in a town, that one person who doesn’t seem quite as...sane, as the rest. This is a story about one such person – one such man – who was so often referred to as “completely bonkers” that he embraced the whispered words as his own identity...and then made it positive! Made everyone else see that being “completely bonkers” wasn’t something to be ashamed of, but celebrated. His true name? Well, it is Charlie Bilks.

Charlie was unlike anyone the townsfolk had ever known. He had a mind that danced to its own tune, a constant whirlwind of whimsical thoughts and peculiar ideas. Some called him eccentric, most called him bonkers, but there was one thing that everyone agreed on: Charlie was always happy.

***
"Ah, I see. You're completely bonkers ain't ya..."
"Yessir, the one and only! Nice to meet you! Now, may I borrow your shoe, my Puppy is calling."

***

It didn't matter if it was pouring rain or scorchingly hot; Charlie would wander the streets with a twinkle in his eye and a skip in his step. His attire was a mix of mismatched colors and patterns, and his hat was adorned with feathers, bells, and ribbons that jingled and swayed with his every move. People would often stop and stare, bewildered by his bizarre appearance, but Charlie wouldn't bat an eye. He was too busy marveling at the wonders of the world around him.

Every morning, Charlie would wake up before the sun and embark on an adventure beyond the town's borders. He would wander through meadows and forests, observing the intricacies of nature that most had long forgotten. He would dance with butterflies, converse with squirrels, and serenade the birds with his out-of-tune singing. To him, everything was alive and everything had a voice.

***
"You're a bit of a loon, huh?"
"Nah, honestly, I'm more of a duck."
"What? Why?"
"Well, everyone always says I'm rather quacked."

***

The townsfolk, despite their initial skepticism, couldn't help but be enchanted by Charlie's infectious zest for life. His laughter, always bubbling up from his belly like a joyous fountain, echoed through the streets, and soon the whole town would join in. They would gather in the town square, dancing and singing in glorious abandon. Charlie's madness engulfed them all, melting their worries away.

One day, a young girl named Lily, with a heart burdened by sorrow, decided to approach Charlie. She had seen how his lunacy brought joy to those around him, and she hoped that he could help lighten the darkness she carried within. She found him perched on a stone wall, a mischievous glint in his eyes, as he conversed with a family of snails. His faithful pet bunny, affectionately named Puppy , was hopping around the base of the wall, munching happily on clovers.

"Excuse me, sir," Lily ventured tentatively, "I've heard that you have a special way of making people happy. Could you perhaps share some of your magic with me?"

Charlie turned to her, a grin spreading from ear to ear. "Ah, a seeker of happiness, are you? Well, my dear, happiness is a simple thing indeed. You see, it exists in every corner of this wondrous world. It is in the wind that tickles your cheeks and in the laughter of children. It whispers through the trees and dances in the rain."

Intrigued, Lily listened, her heart growing lighter with each word Charlie spoke. He reached down and gently scooped Puppy up, placing the bunny on Lily’s lap before he continued, "But happiness also resides within you. You must learn to let go of the weight you carry and embrace the absurdity of life. Don't be afraid to dance with your dreams, sing with your passions, and laugh with your heart. That is where true happiness lies."

Lily pondered Charlie's words, feeling a spark of hope ignite within her while she softly smoothed Puppy’s fur. As she spent more time with him, listening as he continued his conversation with the snails, her sorrow started to fade, replaced by a newfound joy for the world. She realized that Charlie's madness was not madness at all but rather a remarkable ability to see beauty where others simply passed it by.

Perhaps, being completely bonkers wasn’t so bad.


Story by Gold
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