Elwood Day
You never know when you\'re going to wake up in the morning with your homeland looking all different, and your shop missing. Suddenly, your customers are forced to enter a URL manually, the tokens start to dwindle, and before you know it, it\'s been a long, hard year for Elwood.
But do you know what else is long and hard? Wood. I\'m not going to let a little downturn in business prevent me from sharing my wood with as many people as possible. Now, I don\'t personally think that feet and wood mix, but I am sure that there is a whole subculture of people that would disagree, so please expect another helping of my wood for free, however you want to use it.
Posted by [NPC] Elwood
CelticRaiN
I need to know who writes this stuff, and how much they're laughing when they write it. x)
"but I am sure that there is a whole subculture of people that would disagree,"
i nearly spat my drink out at the screen -snorts-
i nearly spat my drink out at the screen -snorts-
