How to Punch a Zombie




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The situation has gone from bad to worse. Citizens are now biting at random, and I've seen members of my own crew be attacked. I've been told that the Shrunken Head Pendant being handed out can prove to be very effective if worn when being assaulted by a zombie.



If that is not enough, the How to Punch a Zombie has been put in the Token Shop. (Look for my interview with the bestselling author next week!)



I fear for my own safety at this point, and think that everyone should find a secure place to ride this infection out. Be safe.
You already got your gift.

Remember that you can only get it whenever a new one appears; it\'s NOT daily!

I couldn't get it either and I didn't already collect this one.. -sighs- <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
You already got your gift.

Remember that you can only get it whenever a new one appears; it's NOT daily!

hope i can get this one after some sleep
I had level 4, went to the forum. Someone bit me and became level 5.
I want to be able to bite too! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
The biting is in the forums, where people who are already infected with a stage 6 virus can "bite" others to infect them as well! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
For the record, not all zombies should be punched. xD
does Thriller dance on way to bed
what are they talking about with the biting?
got ten, now to hunt for five more to much on!!
Doe
Missed it.
How to Punch a Zombie
Tokens: 100
-1 in stock

Haha... how come?
Awr, missed the book! So much for going to school xD.
Good, everyone needs to be infected! ahahahHAHAHAHA!
Bites everyone within biting radius

And bawww, I want that book <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
Bite People!
Duuurrrr...

How can we be zombies if we're still alive and sentient?
Ergo, that book is worthless.
Well, I'm prepared to fight the infection. I have my four barrel ripgun, and my cyborg soldier BFG for back up. So, go ahead, throw them infected at me, I'll survive : D ...Now...To wait for that demented doctor's drugs to wear off...
Does punching zombies actually work? I had this weird idea that your supposed to remove the head, but then again, I could be wrong 0.o
Nevermind, missed that post <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
Where does one get the pendant?
does any one want to bite me?<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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There isn't a new free gift. There's a comment below saying that.
i guess i'm a evil greedy zombie! 5 infected by me, five to go for the next achievement!
:O This is getting intense.
No but really, how DO you tell what level of sickness you are?

I'm still itching (<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />) for someone to enlighten us!
there is still no free gift!
How to Punch a Zombie
Tokens: 100
-1 in stock

-1? How odd. Too bad I missed it. :/
I got the "didnt work" thing ALOT, but I think its random because I sucessfully bit my first victim. just keep trying!
I have the bite option, but I keep getting: "You tried to bite them... it didn't work <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />" ... sigh
The title of the book is priceless...Thank god for the shrunken heads... o_o;
Can someone bite me? I wanna be one. How do I get sick?
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Okay. Next how do you tell what you level is?
I successfully bit someone and it's showing 1/1 in my achievements but I didn't actually get the achievement for it. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
Aw man, I just missed the zombie book. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
You can find the link to bite people in the forums. Under thier achievement count. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
GOod Luck! And as far as I know you have to be level six, and the person you bite cant have a shrunken head amulet on.
woah hows there a -1 in stock on How to Punch a Zombie?
lol
I wanna bite Titania <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy.gif" border="0" /> chases after her
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So you need to be stage 6 to bite someone?

Because Im not seeing how you bite someone...
how do you tell what level you are ?
There is NOT a new free gift. My intro simply says that you can find the newest issue at the Free Gift center.

There is not a new issue, however.
How do you even get sick? I wanna bite some people!
woo, I got a biting achievement <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Hello, I am Titania McGee with the channel 5 news, your BEST source for up to date information! I've joined sources with the groundbreaking Subeta Tribune, which is known for its hard-hitting stories! You can find the newest Special Edition at the Free Gift center!

where does it say reminder? it says its available now
Oo how did i know, what stage I'm? confused i want to buy someone ;_;
stage 6 is just the 6 stage of your illness...its on the forums that shows the stage your on
biting is fun!!! i need to nummie on three more people for the next biting achievement!
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woot... working those wizard quests.

off to try that biting thing now.
"You tried to bite them... it didn't work <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />"

Okay, is it not working for anyone else? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
I got the virus and I didnt know what was happening
Because I never read the news page :O
Calm down guys. Obviously no one has gotten a new free gift so it's pretty safe to assume they haven't released a new one yet. The first part of Titania's news posts are always the same so they probably just copied and pasted it and forgot to remove the part about the free gift.
whats stage 6?

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