

Hello, I am Titania McGee with the channel 5 news, your BEST source for up to date information! I've joined sources with the groundbreaking Subeta Tribune, which is known for its hard-hitting stories! You can find the newest Special Edition at the Free Gift center!
The situation has gone from bad to worse. Citizens are now biting at random, and I've seen members of my own crew be attacked. I've been told that the Shrunken Head Pendant being handed out can prove to be very effective if worn when being assaulted by a zombie.
If that is not enough, the How to Punch a Zombie has been put in the Token Shop. (Look for my interview with the bestselling author next week!)
I fear for my own safety at this point, and think that everyone should find a secure place to ride this infection out. Be safe.
Posted by [NPC] Titania McGee
You already got your gift.
Remember that you can only get it whenever a new one appears; it's NOT daily!
hope i can get this one after some sleep
Remember that you can only get it whenever a new one appears; it's NOT daily!
hope i can get this one after some sleep
I want to be able to bite too! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
The biting is in the forums, where people who are already infected with a stage 6 virus can "bite" others to infect them as well! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />

Bites everyone within biting radius
And bawww, I want that book <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
And bawww, I want that book <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />

Duuurrrr...
How can we be zombies if we're still alive and sentient?
Ergo, that book is worthless.
How can we be zombies if we're still alive and sentient?
Ergo, that book is worthless.
Well, I'm prepared to fight the infection. I have my four barrel ripgun, and my cyborg soldier BFG for back up. So, go ahead, throw them infected at me, I'll survive : D ...Now...To wait for that demented doctor's drugs to wear off...
Does punching zombies actually work? I had this weird idea that your supposed to remove the head, but then again, I could be wrong 0.o

Nevermind, missed that post <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />

does any one want to bite me?<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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There isn't a new free gift. There's a comment below saying that.
No but really, how DO you tell what level of sickness you are?
I'm still itching (<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />) for someone to enlighten us!
I'm still itching (<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />) for someone to enlighten us!

I got the "didnt work" thing ALOT, but I think its random because I sucessfully bit my first victim. just keep trying!
I have the bite option, but I keep getting: "You tried to bite them... it didn't work <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />" ... sigh
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Okay. Next how do you tell what you level is?

I successfully bit someone and it's showing 1/1 in my achievements but I didn't actually get the achievement for it. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
Aw man, I just missed the zombie book. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />

You can find the link to bite people in the forums. Under thier achievement count. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
GOod Luck! And as far as I know you have to be level six, and the person you bite cant have a shrunken head amulet on.
GOod Luck! And as far as I know you have to be level six, and the person you bite cant have a shrunken head amulet on.
I wanna bite Titania <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy.gif" border="0" /> chases after her
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So you need to be stage 6 to bite someone?
Because Im not seeing how you bite someone...
Because Im not seeing how you bite someone...
[NPC] Titania McGee
STAFF
There is NOT a new free gift. My intro simply says that you can find the newest issue at the Free Gift center.
There is not a new issue, however.
There is not a new issue, however.
woo, I got a biting achievement <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />

Hello, I am Titania McGee with the channel 5 news, your BEST source for up to date information! I've joined sources with the groundbreaking Subeta Tribune, which is known for its hard-hitting stories! You can find the newest Special Edition at the Free Gift center!
where does it say reminder? it says its available now
where does it say reminder? it says its available now
stage 6 is just the 6 stage of your illness...its on the forums that shows the stage your on
You Have Purchased:
How to Punch a Zombie for 100 Tokens!
Thanks for your business!
woot... working those wizard quests.
off to try that biting thing now.
How to Punch a Zombie for 100 Tokens!
Thanks for your business!
woot... working those wizard quests.
off to try that biting thing now.
"You tried to bite them... it didn't work <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />"
Okay, is it not working for anyone else? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
Okay, is it not working for anyone else? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
I got the virus and I didnt know what was happening
Because I never read the news page :O
Because I never read the news page :O
Calm down guys. Obviously no one has gotten a new free gift so it's pretty safe to assume they haven't released a new one yet. The first part of Titania's news posts are always the same so they probably just copied and pasted it and forgot to remove the part about the free gift.

Remember that you can only get it whenever a new one appears; it\'s NOT daily!
I couldn't get it either and I didn't already collect this one.. -sighs- <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />