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Tribal leader, High Priest Kahaleitzli, recently agreed to issue a statement to us regarding the final offering that has created such a stir.

Quote by Kahaleitzli:
It's a spiritual offering. I'm not sure how I can explain it more clearly to outsiders, who appear to be so faithless. If your guardian, Shinwa, required the assistance of a citizen to ensure that you remained protected from the evils of this world, would you resist her?

Regardless, this has drawn out so long, and the stars are beginning to come out of alignment. We have very little time left to complete the offering, and it certainly can't be completed while the pirate riffraff defile the area. I implore those loyal to the Islands to end it, either through victory or submission.

As our window of time gets smaller and smaller, I can see the seas already becoming more turbulent, and understand that it is my responsibility to make things right. I urge everyone to seek shelter as soon as possible.

What could be the meaning of this cryptic message? Channel 5 will continue to watch this story as it develops.

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Hah! Even Kahaleitzli has hinted at the surrender of the Islanders!

The Pirates shan't stop! ><img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
SUBMISSION.
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bring it on pirates
Come on, Pirates!!! Let's make these scurvy-ridden Islanders walk the plank!!! XD
Posted by very_irish

Islanders know voodoo. We're gonna turn all the pirates into chickens and fry 'em up. Better start runnin'!!!!

LOL <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> Made my reading worth it because you just never know!!<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" />

Go Islanders!!
@IceMistress

I mean like a real WATER based pet, made of H2O you know?
i wonder if this citizen Kahaleitzli is refering to, to assist with the final offering, will be the islander with the most points...

~shifty eyes at lin~

i hope you brought your snorkle...!!

<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
We DO have a water based color though. Hydrus. xD
They are little water-demons, lol.
CHAOS!! CHAOSSS!!!

lol, wouldn't it be cool if this ended in a new pet color o
think of davy jone's crew in pirate of the caribbeans or some sort of sea/water based color since we have the glade color :O
Let's go islanders! Let's kick some pirate booty!!! We will never surrender x]
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i am islander 100 % i will go down fighting all the way
Keep it up Islanders! We're narrowing the gap!
O man whts up with the human sacrifice stuff.??
Fight Islanders! =D
islanders must be sore losers, begining with threats when the fun is just starting. We pirates should offer up Kahaleitzli to the "godess". <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">If your guardian, Shinwa, required the assistance of a citizen to ensure that you remained protected from the evils of this world, would you resist her?</blockquote>

Would I resist? Yes.
Silly pirates. Don't be pissing off the elements. SEE WHAT HAPPENS. This is all YOUR fault.
I really don't know what the pirates are upset about, even if it is a human sacrifice, they don't have to worry since a citizen of exceptional character is chosen, which certainly won't be any of them ;P Nor outsiders I'd presume. But whatever, let's end this battle before anything bad happens.
Islanders forever! No surrender!
Yo Luxe <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />

Whose side are you on? o.o
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Unless you had Tche's mad vending skills, OD was the worst vending machine of them al</blockquote>

Even with my skills, I can tell you it's not profitable. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
<img src=http://images.subeta.net/battle/opponents//elemental_tide.gif border="0">

You guys don't battle often, do you? There is a tidal wave opponent! He's called Tide.
Fight, Islanders! Victory!
At least I've gathered together enough bowling balls and vacuums to build a sturdy home.
I do not know what the heck this all means. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
All these comments are full of win, I've been laughing my way down the whole page xD
Sounds like Merana is coming for us all. I say bring it bitch my pet would love to see what ya got and hand it back to you. Just please have it happen soon so I can still use my hand to click to kill you.
ARRRR.
Just give it up you Islanders.
ARRRR.
Just give it up you Islanders.
Uh oh O.O
I wonder what'll happen <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />

Wait, shouldn't we get OFF the ship? xD
VICTORY for Pirates Yargh! I think the Pirates need to create their own island like they did in Waterworld (the movie) so we can have our own vending machine and get rid of the islanders...
Hmm I wonder, if the pirates win will there be a Island Festival next year? I'm doing what I can to help the Islanders but I think I'm close to my battle limit XD. Either way I'm sticking it out with the Islander team <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />.
GO ISLANDERS. LETS KICK SOME MAJOR A**.
woah that sounds pretty bad.

<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">If Merana KILLS US ALL I know who I'm blaming. </blockquote>
lol
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Victory! :9
I'll tell you what it means!
It means the pirates just need to get the hell out of here and let Kahaleitzli do the sacrifice before we all suffer!
She has the complete loyalty of every hydrus pet and she controls the seas. We will all pay if that offering isn't made!
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GIVE IN ISLANDERS! Yarr, ye landlubbers w'll not be sacrificin' anyth'n. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
This is getting fun 8D
stocks on umbrellas and stuff
Wah! runs off to help the islanders to win if she can
And the Saggy (Subeta's equivalent of the Oscar) goes to...<br/>High Priest Kahaleitzli! For his highly dramatic performance in the movie Subetaggedon! LOL<br/> Y'all are so funny and creative! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy.gif" border="0" />
Well I mean if the Islanders claimed that they don't sacrifice humans in the first place then I don't see what the problem is. WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY WAITING FOR?! D8<
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I knew my Y2K shelter would come in handy sometime 8D jumps in
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">...OD is actually my favorite vending machine. xD </blockquote>

Ah. Well, maybe I just have really rotten luck then. XD
@collage, that's Calipso (sp?). She's the goddess of the sea that was locked in human form.
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Unless you had Tche's mad vending skills, OD was the worst vending machine of them all. </blockquote>
...OD is actually my favorite vending machine. xD
<b>Quote By saichotic:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">that would be sweet. PIRATES WHO YOU GONNA CALL? </blockquote>
GhostbustersXD
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" />
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">we all gon' die. </blockquote>

I second this. XD

<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">You know what would make me laugh so hard? If they made a tidal wave a BC opponent. Maybe us weaker people can fight the little waves. XD </blockquote>

And that as well. XD
Dun dun duhhh.
The pirates have chosen to use a lifeline. We're calling the lady from Pirates of the Caribbean 3 that turns into a huge giant by combining a bunch of crabs.

THANKS!

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