Elwood Day!





Good news, everyone! That day for which I know we have all been eagerly waiting has arrived - Elwood Day is here! And there’s even more good news, because today is also the day that I receive the revamp I have been requesting for years.



Now, honestly, it’s not exactly what I was expecting. I was hoping for something a bit more… I don’t know? Suave? Dashing? It’s not that I don’t appreciate the, er, “free spirited” nature of my color, I am a guy that can appreciate some anarchy, just, you know, I was hoping to have my fashion disaster fixed.



I mean, I guess they did capture my essence, and if I’m going to be delivering pizza from an alternate dimension beyond the bounds of the physical map, my artwork may as well match that spirit of whimsy. Also, I got a sweet darkmatter pizza, and you have to admit that I am tossing it with amazing artisanal skill.



Inspired by my amazing revamp, I’ve added a very special Limited Edition Darkmatter Pizza to my menu, and I personally guarantee that eating it will only cause minor side effects! Thank you to all my fans that have stuck with me for so long and made this revamp possible, please accept this Free Gift Basket as a token of my appreciation.



Promotional Darkmatter Pizza Gift Basket


Item not found: promotional captured darkmatter companion
Limited Edition Darkmatter Pizza
Elwood Promotional T-shirt Cannon
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Posted by [NPC] Elwood

crashingnightingales

Thank you Elwood! Don't worry, you look amazingly dashing as always, dear!
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Palpatine

This is the best look hahaha
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CassieFenix

Dang! I'm going to need one of the baskets AND the three items for it for my collections! XD
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Stiles

THANK YOU ELWOOD :)
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radiocomputer98

love u elwood
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Tribunal

Y U always make me go out of my way to keep Elwood's package intact, staff?? Kek.

Seriously though, something so limited as this it'd be nice if we got an 'empty' but identical copy of the basket. I managed to snag an extra last year, but not always easy.
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Raspberries

Idk I'd let him top my pizza if you know what I mean
And I hope someone knows what I mean bc I don't
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Muerte

2qt 4wrds
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SolusAurora

Elwood you really are the best <3
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Hyena

*wipes tear* IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

Also that lil' Dark Matter is adorbs. It's an adorb orb.
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reincarnated

@Frenchi wake up america, open your eyes.
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honeybean

Best revamp. 10 out of 5 scribbled stars.
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Amber

@AppleTea File a ticket and a UA should be able to help you <3
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RustonRampallion

SCRIBBLE ALL THE THINGS
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villain

what a cutie
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Me-Guru

Thank you for the gift ~ ^.^ ~
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Rutherford

Elwood needs to share his scribble secrets because I too would appreciate looking that good.
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AppleTea

tried to open the Promotional Darkmatter Pizza Gift Basket, was given a message that i don't have the item and it disappear.

I don't know if this is a glitch or if it's part of the joke, can anyone else confirm that this happened to them? @.@
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Runes

So... if it's dark matter pizza, how can you see it?

Oh well. At least it's not antimatter pizza. That would be a disaster.
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PUNK

Happy Elwood Day!
Lookin' good there dude ;)
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lewysgal

Elwood has never looked this good! Love the scribble version! And, thanks for the present!
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Reykur

yay scibble Elwood, can we get a sweetheart Elwood next? <3
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Bathory

Wheres the Wood? (like wheres the beef)
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Hazard

I LOVE THIS COMPANION.
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KiaArra

Love the revamp, can we get more NPCs in this style?? A++
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Xezvi

YESH! Join me on my adventures, small darkmatter friend! :D
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Frenchi

hmmmmmm...

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Wolf_Spirit

@Amber what happened to the DM items? There aren't really any darkmatters around anything, just the auras :/
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Wolf_Spirit

Okay, that has to be the ugliest revamp I've ever seen XD I do hope this is an April Fool's joke XD The DM items are awesome though!
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Francine

Aw he's so handsome!
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Cheshire


Happy Elwood Day bruh.
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Taters

Dude I have never needed a npc in scribble form so darn much. I hope this sticks. Because it is da best.
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Digitalis

@Agent Spud was his name lol

And yeah, it does remind me of him now that it's mentioned.XD
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Greg

Elwood's revamp looks so... pure. Saggitarius must be the one who's jealous now.
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FireFlea

DERP D:
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Hunger

Lol, I love the revamp. Looks good in scribble ;)
Also, a purple shirt AND dark matter companion? I love you subeta <3
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Chef

Elwood is absolutely stunning! ;-)
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Suzaku

Back when NPCs were actually interacting on forum posts and profile comments, I asked Elwood if I could have one of his Matters. He said no.

Item not found: promotional captured darkmatter companion

NOW I HAVE ONE! :D
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Asrodeia

Don't worry elwood. You look great!
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Brian

Love Elwood. HATE revamp!
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sanguine

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS STUPID JOKE IS REALITY
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Beowulf

I love Elwood, and I love Elwood's day!!
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Maritime

This is so perfect.
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Grishiu

NGL, Elwood, I was hoping that was a pizza canon :c I mean t-shirts are great, BUT IMAGINE A PIZZA CANON!
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Darkfae_635

I...have not had enough sleep for this. Nope. Two hours is not enough for this...*just stares*
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Inklingjester

Like your new look and Thanks for the gifts
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Kellijuana

Who doesn't love scribble?! I vote for a site theme that turns ALL NPCs this style! XD Wait for iiit....
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Julie

Wonderful revamp. Happy Elwood Day.
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Mama_Diana

Thank you!
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Ink

Did anyone else look at this and see the friend (Spud I think) from American Dragon?

Anyway wonderful revamp! All NPCs would be honored to look this good.
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starlesswinter

It's everyone's favourite
Fun day of the year
For tricky tricksters
And pizza, no fear!

Our dear scribble Elwood
He's really the boss
So grab the dark matter
And give us a toss...!

xD
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Annet

LOL.
Thank's for the gift. :D
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Inknote

I cannot express how much I love Elwood XD
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Rowan

Nyeh, heh, heh. Nice revamp, Mr. Elwood, though I was expecting something a bit more...suave as well. This is Elwood Day, so some things do get warped quite badly.
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Serena922003

omg I hope this revamp is no joke - it is perfect <3
where is your wood El? I look forward to your wood every year.
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Solas

@Mel

I was hoping it made the pet Darkmatter.
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hannahharmin

Your fashion "disaster" is what makes you unique. It makes you...you. I love it personally. I love the colours...them burgundy vest and shoes....*gasp* where can I get them????
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Speiro

Item not found: promotional captured darkmatter companion

This little guy is adorable, btw :D
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Mel

@Kurenai i already fed it to Ailey, its just a food item
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Solas

@Speiro

Thank You ;)
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Kiarae

Looking great, El!
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Speiro

I starve my pets though, so I'll never know for sure ¯_(?)_/¯
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Speiro

@Kurenai - I assume it's just food since there's no "use" option?
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Solas

what it does to a pet?
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jersey

Oh look, it's a Scribble Elwood! xD

*noms pizza
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Solas

Anyone find out what the Limited Edition Darkmatter Pizza
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Laurey

*fangirl scream*
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Blaziken

He's so beautiful. Brings a tear to my eye
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Chen

dose collarbones, how scandalous

no seriously hes perfect A+
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Mel

<3<3<3<3
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mimete

*puts in my vault to sell for profit in a few years*
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Marlboro

Petition: ADD ELWOOD TO THE MAP!!!

The most wasted NPC here.. please do something with him!!! he's the best NPC ever!!! :D
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atempause

best revamp on site 10/10
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CrazyKathy

thank you I love the items :)
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Clandestine

10/10 would still bang ;)
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Skolletta

Hi Elwood I am your no. 1 fan ilu so pretty
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beinagrind

oh my woood
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Bauble

Elwood looks pretty cute like this!
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Jillian

but what about your trademark shark hoodie? :( though, we do get to see those sexy shoulders... trying to tell us something?
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far

You look as sexy as a pizza c;
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Whimsical

Hahaha How can you get more dashing that art is hot hot hot XD especially with that fabulous pizza
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Hellbent

I don't know what you're talking about Elwood, you look so suave today.
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Ravel

SUCH A MAJESTIC FORM!
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Who

YAY PIZZA!
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Poet

Haha ;)
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