Free Gift: The Everwood

Phew, I thought I wasn't going to make it for Elwood Day this year. I had a large shipment of pizzas ready for everyone but apparently it was TOO large and my ship, the Everwood, ended up getting a bit stuck and delaying just about everything. That's my fault for trying to fit something so big and hard to manage into a such a tight spot without making sure it was well oiled first. After a good tug, though, it was freed and I was able to finish in good time.

So sorry y'all about everything else but me being delayed, but we have the most fun, right? And now I have these commemorative container ships for you all to enjoy forever. Fresh pizza scented!!

Where's the April Monthly Collection, you ask? Well, it was in the ship behind me, you see, and I'm not sharing my day. It will be here tomorrow!

Posted by [NPC] Elwood

04/1/21 9:30 am Leave Comment

Load this on 🆕 Kumos site

Targaryen 04/2/21 11:07 pm

I am trying not to say what Elwoods ship reminds me of , but I can not help it. 200 ships behind a stuck ship.

Aries 04/2/21 10:48 pm

This post was hilarious

egg 04/2/21 6:03 am

@StarShadow

the snowtapult is a winter thing.

StarShadow 04/2/21 1:02 am

Just wondering if the snowtapult will ever come back. It will take years to get the achievement so guess it's not a big deal but was only shut down because of survival skins which is over now.

Ancalimee 04/2/21 12:27 am

I laughed so hard I may have cracked a rib and that’s totally ok! 🤣

Kreeki 04/2/21 12:06 am

I got my first Covid vaccine shot today for which I am terribly excited, but this low key tickled the funniest bone in my body <3

this is ridiculously clever

JelloStar 04/1/21 10:45 pm

LOL - Brilliant. ilu guys! <3

Bren 04/1/21 10:41 pm

LMAO- oh, dyin’ here... seriously- this was the best Elwood Day news post yet. Brilliant! And some of the comments were just. The. BEST! 😂

Sefyra 04/1/21 9:55 pm

I am delighted by this. The ship may have only been stuck in the canal for a couple days, but it will be stuck forever in our hearts.

LadyMeridius 04/1/21 9:34 pm

@Bleak_Light maybe its a PIZZA THONG :O

February30th 04/1/21 8:00 pm

The tankard that brings the ranch dressing... A Conestoga class super freighter.

Kelcifer 04/1/21 7:55 pm

this post made my entire life

Ying 04/1/21 6:33 pm

So dumb but also so smart. I love it!

Muerte 04/1/21 6:14 pm

Suddenly remembered that I was the one that suggested that food response in the first place.

Muerte 04/1/21 6:12 pm

@Montre
The site:

GLaDOS 04/1/21 6:10 pm

Oh man this made my day 😂

Lily 04/1/21 6:07 pm

The Everwood, I'm dying!! xD. Kudos to the staff member that thought that one up!

Cassandra 04/1/21 5:55 pm

This is gold. the item is lovely. the art is amazing, the description is so much fun.. Thank you so much. :smiley:

Synth 04/1/21 5:54 pm

Omg dies laughing
Thanks Elwood!

Jestro 04/1/21 5:36 pm

love it thank you

Jestro 04/1/21 5:36 pm

love it thank you

Brioche 04/1/21 5:13 pm

Funny stuff right there! Thanks for making the entire ship edible, my Gourmand will be quite happy to eat an entire ship of pizza.

Ryuu 04/1/21 5:13 pm

Great taste, amazing execution this year!

Love that you can eat the entire container ship too. Like, let's be frank, when you're dealing with Elwood, you need to be able to take large, hot, & sticky loads. ;)

Montre 04/1/21 5:09 pm

The RNG just kept the joke going. Blame it, not me.

lovecraft 04/1/21 5:08 pm

The hilarious shade in this item. Love it!

EmCee 04/1/21 4:24 pm

This item is actually really cute. What a silly little joke. Easily one of the best pranks.

Delirium 04/1/21 4:21 pm

Yesterday, I was walking around without a jacket.
Today, it snowed. It's still snowing.
THANKS ELWOOD

Damon 04/1/21 4:12 pm

Love you Elwood!

Bleak_Light 04/1/21 4:08 pm

Is the design on the front a slice of pizza, or is the ship wearing a thong? TELL ME! I must know!

Witchy 04/1/21 3:47 pm

Hahahaaa! Rey good

Lypsyl 04/1/21 3:25 pm

Thank you! I needed a laugh today :D

Chantho 04/1/21 3:11 pm

Lol, that's great, gotta love Elwood day. Totally my favorite holiday!

Tiobe 04/1/21 3:07 pm

#dying XD

Kushiel 04/1/21 2:56 pm

Wonderful. Perfect gift for Elwood Day

Kinky 04/1/21 2:48 pm

The innuendos are amazing!

BlueRiver 04/1/21 2:37 pm

Killed it with the innuendos, Elwood!
Moral of the story: don't draw naughty things with your boat or everyone gets screwed.

Petcollector 04/1/21 2:37 pm

Bravissimo!!!!

Yuzu 04/1/21 2:16 pm

I SNORTED SO LOUD THAT I WOKE MY CAT UP FROM HER NAP LOL thank you :satisfied:

Bro 04/1/21 2:11 pm

lmaoo

RenaissanceRagged 04/1/21 2:03 pm

cant even be mad. everybody say thank you mister elwood

Ariko 04/1/21 1:58 pm

Glorious, absolutely glorious. Major props to the quick turnaround of staff to get in on the best meme so far xD

Aelosselys 04/1/21 1:48 pm

I AM DYING OVER THE DESCRIPTION OMG SHEESH GUUUYYYYYYSSSSS

Thanks for making this world bearable <3

Rei 04/1/21 1:41 pm

Brilliant!

Avedis 04/1/21 1:17 pm

Nailed it

Riptide 04/1/21 1:16 pm

Wished I had a big ship :o

FCoD 04/1/21 1:05 pm

Lol, Elwood never disappoints! :)

cait 04/1/21 1:04 pm

i love this so much

Muerte 04/1/21 12:36 pm

Little do others know that this boat comes after his last one

Dandelion 04/1/21 12:32 pm

This was fantastic, bravo Subeta.

springblom 04/1/21 12:22 pm

OH gosh, you guys. This is just so Elwood. Hehe.

Ciannwn 04/1/21 12:18 pm

I love this. Brilliant

zwitter 04/1/21 12:17 pm

Immediately added to my hoarder list.

Muerte 04/1/21 12:13 pm

Urania 04/1/21 12:09 pm

LMAO you are fantastic :heart:

dakota 04/1/21 12:01 pm

this is so cute stop it

wyrm 04/1/21 11:57 am

so thats what "ramming speed" means

Wesker 04/1/21 11:53 am

@Amber

I didn't get my free gift. I think it got stuck somewhere

Rakumel 04/1/21 11:50 am

Feed it to a pet? Are you kidding?? I'm gonna treasure this item forever.

(Thank you!)

Bliss 04/1/21 11:33 am

This is awesome!
I already fed it to Barin and
Barin says: "That was okay, I guess.”

~~Flygon~~ 04/1/21 11:32 am

Definitely get the reference for this

VOLTAGE 04/1/21 11:29 am

screaming
I can't believe you guys came up with this in such a short amount of time this is brilliant!! The timeliness, the pun, the innuendos everything chef kiss

The evergiven is the gift that keeps on giving

raul 04/1/21 11:19 am

this was genius. this is pure gold

Austria 04/1/21 11:14 am

snickers
ilu guys
ilu Elwood

SillyCat81 04/1/21 11:03 am

LOLOL Thank you :)

Ziorac 04/1/21 11:02 am

Between the reference to the Evergiven and the dirty jokes, I love this new post. :D

SilveredFox 04/1/21 11:00 am

ah XD I love it. Good mesh of things.

Nrogara 04/1/21 10:35 am

omg I love it XD

Luck 04/1/21 10:33 am

is edible... I get that my pet is eating the pizzas on board but I prefer to imagine that they ate an entire container ship instead. :joy:

Jack 04/1/21 10:32 am

omg i'm crying ;; this is amazing, thank you!

Amber STAFF 04/1/21 10:22 am

@pointycatears Yes, and ignored that because you'll find out tomorrow if it's two posts or one. :)

youngexplorer 04/1/21 10:18 am

A ship that smells like fresh baked pizza. Perfect.
@Urge - what penis jokes??

Trees 04/1/21 10:13 am

That's not what I asked, I asked if they would be in the same news post or not.

Penemuel 04/1/21 10:02 am

LOL OMG the innuendos!

I love it!!

Extract 04/1/21 9:57 am

I am actually happy about this. I forgot to buy my collections last night and I was happy to see I still had them in my cart today ;)

Taarna 04/1/21 9:54 am

I see what you did there

Laurey 04/1/21 9:53 am

Also the fact that an entire freaking cargo ship is a food item lol

chookie 04/1/21 9:51 am

omg LOL XD XD best pizza delivery boi! yes yes YES i love Elwood Day :D

Laurey 04/1/21 9:50 am

This whole thing is amazing - the jokes, the actual lore connection as to why everything is backed up, Elwood being Elwood.

Whoever writes the news posts for these, I love you so much lmao

Evil 04/1/21 9:49 am

Marianne 04/1/21 9:47 am

Who cares about delays after this 'solid' gold (wood) statement by Elwood, haha.

RoxyWolf 04/1/21 9:46 am

this remains my favorite subetan holiday, thanks elwood

Bear 04/1/21 9:45 am

this is amazing 😂😂

Amber STAFF 04/1/21 9:44 am

@pointycatears they both will be going out tomorrow yes

StarShadow 04/1/21 9:44 am

Oh cool, thanks! :D

Trees 04/1/21 9:43 am

Does that mean the collection will be released on the same news post as the Loyalty items, or will there be two separate news posts?

Narcissist 04/1/21 9:39 am

oh!! penis jokes!! yes!! I needed this XD

Bokuto 04/1/21 9:37 am

the 'free gift' is just one click away from the charity page, dont sweat it

Amber STAFF 04/1/21 9:34 am

look it's 6:30am, links are going to be wrong

Phoenix 04/1/21 9:34 am

@Bokuto
Ditto, this is hilarious and I love it

Derelict 04/1/21 9:34 am

LOL nice

Bokuto 04/1/21 9:32 am

IM CRYING, everything about this newspost is pure gold asgdfahs
made my day, thank you :')

penelope 04/1/21 9:32 am

This is adorable.

Jessi STAFF 04/1/21 9:32 am

Amazing.

dragonrider88 04/1/21 9:31 am

LOL so many innuendos! Love you Elwood! :heart:

psst, the link takes you to Charity, not the free gift ;)

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