Subeta Tribune Special Issue VII




Hello, I am Titania McGee with the channel 5 news, your BEST source for up to date information! I've joined sources with the groundbreaking Subeta Tribune, which is known for its hard-hitting stories! You can find the newest Special Edition at the Free Gift center!



Everyone is gone. I am typing this up in the basement of the newsroom, in hopes that it gets out to warn anyone that has not yet contracted this rash. I seem to have small red areas on my hands. I am unsure if it is because of stress, or if I have fallen victim. The Doctors have left or fallen ill themselves, without identifying this disease or finding a cure. I... I don't know what is going to happen. I have glimpsed a few people in what I believe are the final stages. They are inhuman! I .. I'm going to end this here. I think I hear something. Protect your families! Get out of Subeta as quick as you can!
Brraaaaaaiiiinnnnnsssss nomnomnom
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Drama drama.

NOM NOM!
"We prefer to be called the living impaired; thank you."

Or the vitally challenged. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
Inhuman? ME? >8D
Good times, good times...
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JOIN usss.....uurrghh....veeinss....me want your veeinns...*vampire zombie*
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yes i got the surviver achievement so now can someone infect me? im bored
no hearts
That woman is so dead.
Too bad, she looks tasty. o:
Hah, bite you, Tits Vagee?
I don't think so, I could catch something much worse that what I have now.
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I want to be a zombie!
Bite them all. All the bites belong to us. You can't WIN!
Thanks for the news Titania, I'm currently in my house with all doors and windows locked. I covered the chimney and hid the outside doors to the basement. I don't want to be a zombie. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> All my friend are nu flesh-eating unstoppable creatures who want nothing less then take a bite of my skin. It's very scary here with me waiting till everything is over and the zombies outside trying to get in. I'm happy to hear I'm not the only one survivor, and all we can do now is wait till this horrible nightmare is over. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
aw, and here i was, so sure that she had turned into skitters. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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muahahahahahaha she'll never suspect it was me that snuck into her bedroom and bit her breast nominominom
ffngt...Isn't that nice of her? Telling us all where she is! ...fsfft...fsfft...
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Her right boob is mine ! And the "between her legs area" whistle
We prefer to be called the living impaired; thank you.
Too late now darling... undeath is immanent... But if you want you can go down fighting. Though you're no Legend.
twirls baseball bat and grins ferally at Titania

Come out, come out, wherever you are...you can't hide forever, little girl. We'll get you too in the end.
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<b>Quote By "Kaitlyn98670":</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Skyline you\'ve seen \'The Hills have Eyes\' haven\'t you?</blockquote>

Nope. But those boobies seem MUCH better than some brains ...
-noms on Titania-
*nom nom*Bring us another narc.
Poor Titania....

Come out of that basement and I'll bite...erm, kiss...it better
you're never safe, Titania..
nowhere..
I wanna be a zombie! ;0;
I´m not inhuman, how dare you T_T
i bit her!
i just infected her, too bad it doesnt show on her HA...
http://www.subeta.net/bite.php?user=[Titania]
I'm waiting Titania to be infected with all viruses at once . X'DD
Survivor wut wut. \o/
"QUICK! To the Winchester!!!"

I'm with you mate
Reminds me of the movies [REC] and Quarantine. ;P
Lawl, Tits McGee is going down. :O
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"QUICK! To the Winchester!!!"

Oh yeah <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
I still stand by my prediction that Dr. Asmodeus and/or Louis L'Amour will come to the rescue.
Oh, Titania! Why do you have to suck the fun out of everything with a big fat drama bomb?

Undead equality! End the prejudice!
@Xii
She IS wearing a pendant. I tried to bite her like.. 100 times in a row. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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QUICK! To the Winchester!!!
Hey.. Titania.. do you wanna come to dinner? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
I'm with TotallySpacedOut. Off to Atebus. I mean, the other option is Neopets and I'm NOT going there, lol!!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
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I can haz a bite? /pretty eyes/ ... or well, I could make them, if my HA still had them XD
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If she was that afraid of infection, you'd think she would have shelled out the 5k for the pendant <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> Titania's going to be one hot zombie though xD
Hopefully Skitters will get her ;D
Out of Subeta? So.. mass evacuation to Atebus? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
I am a survivor! We will band together and rid the world of the zombies.
Leave Subeta? And go where? Tssk tsssk tsssk. Kick of those shakles of life and enjoy (like soooo many of us) the afterlife.

Dinner?
Ahahaha

No.
Awh c'mon, it isn't as bad as you make it out to be! If you can't beat em, join em ;3
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Titanias' HA should have red blotches on her hands xD
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Titanias' HA should have red blotches on her hands xD
Soon you'll be one of us, Titania, don't be afraid, it won't last long.

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