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Aldrovanda has a minion!

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Aldrovanda
Legacy Name: Aldrovanda

The

Hydrus Aeanoid
Owner: HopefulNebula

Age: 19 years, 4 months, 3 weeks

Born: May 24th, 2007

Adopted: 19 years, 4 months, 3 weeks ago (Legacy)

Adopted: May 24th, 2007 (Legacy)

Pet Spotlight Winner
December 12th, 2010

Statistics

Level: 14
Strength: 21
Defense: 21
Speed: 21
Health: 14
HP: 13/14
Intelligence: 0
Books Read: 0
Food Eaten: 0
Toys Played: 0
Job: Unemployed

I'm Aldrovanda. I eat bugs! Except for my minion. Oh, and Luxim's pretty cool too. I don't think she'd like it very much if I ate her. Or any Illumi or Bumbuses, for that matter. They make awesome friends, though. Let me know if you want to be my friend!I tried to eat a Lapillon once, and she bopped me with her wand and flew away. I still want to know how she'd have tasted.

Anyway, I understand most of you aren't... um... *burp* connoiseurs of Subetan cuisine in the same way I am, so I'll use this space to provide my top Important Facts.

1. Just because Papayos have wings does not make them bugs. You can try to eat one if it passes by, but you'll start feeling funny as soon as your tongue hits it. If you keep it up, you'll start seeing things.

2. Riflits are surprisingly tasty if you like that sort of thing, but they hurt going down.

3. If a "friend" comes into the possession of a Fake Rivenghe on a String and decides to "have a little fun" at your expense, he's not really your friend. Lyczak, I'm talking to you.

4. If it has an exoskeleton, it's probably good to eat. If it has a shell, it's probably too much work to be worth it. If it has feathers, forget it.

5. In the winter, when there are fewer insects about, sometimes you have to turn to underwater cuisine. Shrimpy are edible, but you have to eat them quickly or they bite back. And fishhooks? Are your worst enemy.

6. Once you stake out a feeding territory, you have to stay very, very still within it. Just because it's edible (and yummy!) doesn't mean it isn't smart or observant.

7. Thyke taste like cranberries. (Yes, I've eaten a fruit. Try not to faint.)

8. Tygarch? Yeah. Just because they have wings doesn't mean they're bugs. You sensing a trend here? (I lost an arm to one when I tried that. It's a good thing they grow back.)

9. If you eat too many Urenias, Illu, Afterglows or any other glowy things in a sitting, your stomach will glow until you're done digesting them. It's really kind of disturbing.

10. Aeons may be some of the most common bugs out there, but man are they tasty.

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