People say a lot of things.
Like, money can't buy happiness for one. [lies.]
Another one, is that insanity can be genetic. [oh, but it isn't always that easy...]
I don't really care what they say, though. [it's okay, they're full of shit anyways.] It's not like they matter. It's just you and me... in the end. [i'll never leave you... like they did] Well they didn't mean to leave me, it's not like people die on purpose. [unless they kill themselves.]
They didn't kill themselves, Chess. [you don't know that for sure.] They died in a plane crash... I doubt they took all those people with them. No. [hhmm mhh. well, you might be right chester. then again, you could be wrong too!] No, no.. wait, now you're confusing me. [i'm sorry. I didn't mean too.] It's okay, it's fine.... where was I? [insanity can be genetic.] No, not that... [money can't buy happiness?] Oh right. Yes, money can buy happiness! [but it can't buy sanity!] Chess. [sorry, I couldn't help myself.]
Hmph, anyways, like I said... money can buy happiness. Or, it can help at least. When my parents died in that plane crash, I was left alone-- [hey!] Okay, almost alone. [that's better.] Anyways, I was almost left alone, and after I got better all I had in the world was Chess and money. [you might want to elaborate more on the better part.] Hm? [the part about, and after I got better.] Oh. Right... right. You see, after my parents died, I kinda.... well you could say... [he lost it.] ... yeah, thanks. I, kinda lost it. [i'm not so sure about the kinda part, you pretty much entirely lost it. made another personality, started talking to yourself, cat scans, medications, psychiatric hospitals.. the works!] ..... are you done? [too much?] A little, yeah. [sorry. i got carried away, heh.] Whatever. [you don't have to get all pissy about it. it's not like i lied or anything, geeze.] I said whatever, Chess. [fine, whatever! ... go on.] Huh? [... you were talking about how i was all you had left. well, me and money.] Oh... yeah.
Anyways, that's all I had left in life. And, money didn't really buy happiness. I mean it's not like it could bring my parents back. [or your sanity!] ...... [...] ... but money could at least buy me solace. Not that I squandered all my money away or anything, it's not like I'm stupid. [nope, just somewhat entirely crazy.] Ahem. [... go on.] No, that was it really. [then what was that 'ahem' for?] Because you're rude. [well if i'm that rude i can just leave if you'd like...] NO. No, I didn't... I didn't say that. [hmm.] Don't be like that. [be like what?] ... Chess. [chester.] You're infuriating, just so you know.
[i hate that cat.] Why? [look at her eyes... every time i say anything, her eyes shift.] Well, she probably doesn't like you either. [why?] I don't know Chess, probably because animals can sense things you know? [no, i do not know.] Well they can sense stuff. Like spirits and angels, demons... changes in their owner's behavior and stuff like that like. [what does any of that have to do with me, look at her she's doing it again that's so irritating!] Heh, well you know you pretty much are just a change in my behavior Chess. [that hurts, really. i'm wounded.] Come on you know what I mean.
[i hate that cat. i hate you too.] You don't mean that. [what does it matter if i do? i am just a ~change~ in your behavior after all.] Stop sulking just because you don't like Chess. [you're damn right i don't like her! you even named her after me, insulting. is what it is.] Chess.
[i hate that cat....]