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Minion the Marktoo
Tony
Legacy Name: Iron Man
The Custom Chibi Cadogre
Owner: Lin
Age: 7 years, 2 months, 4 weeks
Born: December 29th, 2016
Adopted: 6 years, 11 months, 1 week ago
Adopted: April 22nd, 2017
Statistics
- Level: 6
- Strength: 19
- Defense: 15
- Speed: 10
- Health: 14
- HP: 10/14
- Intelligence: 15
- Books Read: 15
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
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There's a lot of things that shaped me into the person I am over the years. Some of them were good things, like friends that never gave up on me no matter what. I guess that's how you tell a true friend – they're the ones that don't disown you when you get black-out drunk and wake up in drag. But that's another story. Because there's also the bad things; no real super hero has a back-story without drama and betrayal. It's just like a cheesy romance novel. We've all got some kind of epic jaded past. And more than a few of us have daddy issues. Which brings me to a pretty good point.
I'd like to say that my father had nothing to with who I am, but that wouldn't be right. True, the closest I ever got to to an 'I love you' was him telling me I was his 'greatest creation' years after he died on a recording he'd made. But the thing is, I was just like him. And if I'm going to be completely honest, 'The merchant of death' had a pretty nice ring to it at the time. Being the prodigal son of the world's most renowned weapons inventor had more than a few benefits. All the hottest girls, all the fastest cars, all the best parties and all the best liquor.
But it wasn't me anyone actually cared about.
It hurt when I found out about Obediah paying the ten rings to capture and kill me. I mean, the man was more of a father to me than my actual father. But I'd be lying if I said I didn't see it coming. He never was happy with me taking control of the company when I was old enough to manage it. I stole his limelight, and he wanted it back. I'd even suspected him of selling under the table to terrorists for some time. But I turned a blind eye. He kept me more than placated with all the parties, and smoothed over more than a few sexual harassment suits. Why should I care?
I cared a whole lot when I saw first-hand what it meant. Civilians being slaughtered, and families being ruined by my own creations. In a way, having that shrapnel lodged in my heart and becoming Iron Man wasn't only a terrible privilege, but the most painful lesson I'd ever had to learn. And honestly, I'm not even talking about the physical pain.
Yinsen's death was the final straw. I had to change. I owe him my life and probably my sanity. I didn't dare waste the waste the chance I'd been given.
So, I stopped making weapons and moved on to clean energy. Of course, my past came back to haunt me. It always does, like a clingy one night stand you just can't seem to get rid of. I guess there's two things in my life that will always be a constant: alcohol and regret.
But whatever happens, I have a purpose and a goal now. I know I can never undo the damage caused by my research falling into the wrong hands, but I do have the power to change my family's legacy into one that I can actually be proud of. Something that can make a lasting beneficial impact on the world. After all, it's what I'll leave behind one day that will make all the difference. That's not saying I'll never screw up, because I am the master of poor decision making. But I know that isn't what matters.
I want to be remembered as the playboy hero who successfully privatized world peace, not a mass murderer.
I am Iron Man.
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From Num-Num to Electrician in 508 Easy Steps
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