Trinitrotoluol has a minion!

sorry about all the Dust

Legacy Name: Trinitrotoluol

The Nuclear Irion
Owner: kudzu

Age: 15 years, 1 week, 6 days

Born: November 26th, 2008

Adopted: 15 years, 1 week, 6 days ago (Legacy)

Adopted: November 26th, 2008 (Legacy)

Pet Spotlight Winner
July 4th, 2022


  • Level: 1
  • Strength: 15
  • Defense: 10
  • Speed: 10
  • Health: 12
  • HP: 12/12
  • Intelligence: 0
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


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Story by kudzu

you enter a small metal yurt in the woods

I'll be right there!

The frazzled voice came from beyond an open doorframe on the far side of the storefront. It was evident that this wasn't just a small yurt, but simply an attached room to a much larger brick-and-metal building. You did suspect that the amount of smoke coming from above the treeline was too much for such a small space.

Some of that smoke was quietly drifting through the door, and the smell of sulfur and gunpowder was carried with it. It made the room hazy and would trigger anyone to a coughing fit if it weren't for the crudely installed and squeaking ventilation fans on either side of the front door.

The storefront itself had bespoke shelves and tables to align with the curved walls and were filled to the brim with pre-made fireworks, sparklers, and various other pyrotechnics. Organization and cleanliness were clearly not the owner's top priority, as there was dust and powder and who-knows-what-chemicals strewn about. Bags that appeared to be chunks of burned rock were piled in one area, hastily fenced off with a dirty note that read "not for sale".

You heard a loud bang, an expletive, and a metallic slam from beyond the far entry before an acrid smell of ozone and singed organic matter hit your nose and made your eyes water. Following that, the owner came through the door as he pushed his welding mask up to reveal a soot-ridden face.

Sorry about the wait, he tossed his heavy gloves on the pile of fenced-off bags, just finishing off an order... or at least trying to! What can I do for ya?

His grin and friendly demeanor was infectious and you found yourself grinning back as you tell him you're here to pick up an order.

Oh, right, right! He heads into the back factory briefly and returned with a sturdy paper bag. Should all be here for ya. Your colour requests were an excellent challenge, so I added a few extra that didn't quite make the cut, but will look wonderful with the rest of the display.

You express your delight and pay him for his hard work. Take care not to burn yourself! He winks as he tucks in the money into his apron.

As you head back to the main path with the pyrotechnics in your arms, you hear a bang and the sound of a few fireworks launching. You turn around before they hit their peak and explode but all you see behind you at the base of the hill is an unassuming abandonded metal yurt.

Pet Treasure

Yellow Fireside Wheat Firecracker

Red Fireside Wheat Firecracker

Orange Fireside Wheat Firecracker

Medium Yellow Bonfire Fountain Firework

Medium Red Bonfire Fountain Firework

Medium Burgundy Bonfire Fountain Firework

Cherry Blossom Firework

Happy Bee Firework

Tangerine Sunset Firework

Green Cricket Firework

Spent Yellow Firework Casing

Spent White Firework Casing

Spent Red Firework Casing

Spent Pink Firework Casing

Spent Orange Firework Casing

Fireside Yellow Chaser Firework

Fireside Red Chaser Firework

Fireside Purple Chaser Firework

Fireside Orange Chaser Firework

Fireside Burgundy Chaser Firework


Red Fire Cracker

Lightshow Firecrackers

Lightshow Undeployed Shell

Used Firework

Heavy Hand Held Firework Launching Tube

Hammer and Nails

Safety Goggles

Magical Duct Tape

Thick Black Backed Copper Tape

Tinkerers Bit of Bent Wire

Steele Shovel

Twilight Bucket

Plain Chopsticks

Flat Glass Breaking Pliers

Box of Copper Scraps

Bairin Lone Matchstick

Red Rreign Matchbox

Pewter Casting Ingot

Tin Ingot

Lead Ingot

Lightshow Charcoal Briquettes

Bag of Sugar

Rock Salt

Professional Sculpting Clay

Shrine Maiden Powdered Ochre Blush

Spilled Tube of Iodine Powder




Lightshow Sulfurous Powder

Pile of Dusty Coal

Sea Salt

PyreIron Shavings

Black Sand

Desert Sand

White Sand

Volcanic Ash

Glowing Dust

Shadow Dust

Enchanting Dust

Pile of Ashes

Burnt Sooty Ash Pile

Stinky Dust

Dark Dust


Raw Spinel

Raw Obsidian

Blood Alloy

Bronze Alloy

Austeel Alloy

Gold Ore

Precious Alloy

Iron Ore

Moonsteel Alloy

Silver Ore

Core Alloy

Pet Friends

Visit the Tavern

Visit the Rockhound

Visit the Nursery

Visit the Hotel

Visit the Shaman

Visit the Mage