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Dusty has a minion!

Gravitate the Mister Moon

Dusty
Legacy Name: Dusty

The

Common Experiment #1031
Owner:

SYLVAN

Age: 19 years, 5 months, 1 week

Born: November 14th, 2004

Adopted: 19 years, 5 months, 1 week ago (Legacy)

Adopted: November 14th, 2004 (Legacy)

Statistics

Level: 3
Strength: 10
Defense: 10
Speed: 10
Health: 10
HP: 10/10
Intelligence: 80
Books Read: 79
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Unemployed

Good evening star walkers, children of the night. Thank you for tuning in to ZZZ 105.6 this evening, i'm your host Dusty Denver and i've got some announcements for you.

Beware the corner at 14th and Maple Pleasant. People, unattended animals, cars, houses and fragments of sky have been disappearing from there. Officials think there may be a traveling black hole nearby, but want to caution against premature panic. They assure us that even if it is a blackhole it does not yet pose a substantial threat to the general public.

In other news, Grim Heights Elementary just finished installing brand new ecto-scanners at all entrances in an effort to mitigate issues with changelings posing as students and faculty. Some parents, however, have expressed that they love their new changeling children. One parent in particular wishes to say, "We absolutely love Clone-Billy, he's respectful, picks up after himself and always finishes his school work on time. Sometimes he chases and tries to eat the cat but that's something we'll have to work on. Real-Billy, if you're still out there don't bother coming home."

Don't worry Real-Billy, there's still a place out there for you. Perhaps it's with the Grim Heights Task Force? And with that, a word from one of our sponsors.

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^{*Grim Heights Task Force will not be held responsible for physical, mental or spiritual harm due to alien/demonic/technological possession or contact with interdimensional beings.}

Welcome back moon howlers, I have two more announcements from the Officials.

There have been reports of invisible men lurking about in Grim Heights Commerce District. Officials warn not to be alarmed by the invisible men, they're just husks looking for the souls they abandoned long ago to the rat race. If any abandoned souls are found we ask that they be turned in to the Lost and Found. Please DO NOT place lost souls into the rift.

And finally, before turning you over to some sweet, easy listening, a rift fog advisory has just been put in place for all of Grim Heights. Officials advise everyone to close your windows and stay indoors as they don't want a repeat of what happened last time.

Hmm, where's my..

Seriously, my coffee has been touched by the rift again?

I swear the rift is worse than mold on bread I just bought yesterday, and yet I can feel it breathing down the back of my neck with a haunting and strangely comforting warmth. Sometimes I wonder if it's already gotten to me. The darkness, so warm, so encompassing, so everlasting...join us...*cough**cough*

Well, um, anyway. While I chase down my coffee let these smooth tracks carry you on into the night.