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All day long I'd swim beneath the sea
if I were a Deep One!
Terrify the tourists!
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If I were an icky, icky, fish-
scaly, squiggly, frog-eyed kinda man.
I'd make my lair a deep dark cave with some fungus
right in the heart of Devil's Reef;
A foul abode of pestilent coral walls!
The ramulose and arabesque floriations
spiraling so far beyond belief
with ichor seeping from my chamber halls!
I'd fill the reef with wrecks and corpses and ships and
men for my friends to see and hear,
begging "Mercy!" as water fills their lungs!
And each loud "AAAH!" and "EEE!" and "HELP ME, GOD NO!"
would scare off the townsfolk far and near
as if to say there live the Deep Ones!
Aaah....
If I were a Deep One,
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All day long I'd swim beneath the sea
if I were a Deep One!
Drag away some tourists!
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bloodybloodyblood!
If I were an icky, icky, fish-
scaly, squiggly, frog-eyed kinda man.
I see my kin, the Marshes, hopping like some fish-frog
things with their bulging milky eyes!
Worshipping Dagon with the unholy rites!
I see them putting on crowns and shuffling like a shoggoth
Ah, what a hellish sight they are,
croaking at the sea both day and night!
The most psychotic men in town would come a'lookin' fer me!
They would ask me to endure them like the mad Arab himself!
"If you please, Old Man Marsh!", "Oh tell me, Old Man Marsh!"
Asking questions that would drive the man insane!
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And it won't make one bit of difference if I answer right or wrong!
When you're Deep, they think you really know!
If I were Fish, I'd have the gills that I lack
to swim down below the deep R'lyeh
And maybe have a seat on Cthulhu's tomb...
And I'd discuss the R'lyeh text with some Deep One
friends countless hours every day...
fixin' for the humans' final doom!
If I were a Deep One,
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bloodybloodyblub!
All day long I'd swim beneath the sea
if I were a Deep One!
Get to eat the tourists!
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bodiesbloodyblood!
Cthulhu, you make the people run!
You saw fit that flippers have I none!
Don't you reckon that I'd get more done?!
If I were a Deep One!
Song is If I Were A Deep One from Shoggoth on the Roof
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