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Snariph_699 has a minion!

Grim the Grumps

Snariph_699
Legacy Name: Snariph_699

The

Nightmare Lain
Owner: LYNDIRA

Age: 16 years, 2 weeks, 1 day

Born: March 2nd, 2010

Adopted: 15 years, 4 months, 2 days ago

Adopted: November 15th, 2010

Statistics

Level: 74
Strength: 180
Defense: 178
Speed: 179
Health: 178
HP: 0/178
Intelligence: 109
Books Read: 108
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Unemployed

All that bird does is spout nonsense, riddles for children.

What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?

It serves no purpose, it doesn't.

I arrive once in every second, once in every minute and once in every year. What am I?

Do you never grow tired of his croaking?

How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?

Listen to him over there. Just listen!

What goes around the world yet stays in a corner?

See?! Nonsense!

I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. What am I?

If you don't shut that bird up, I will.

Wanne the hillus smoken,
Thanne Babilon schal have an ende;
But whan they brenne as tho fyyr,
Thanne eerthe schal henus weende;
Whenne tho watres rennen hem froo,
The pepul schal turne to eerthe ageyne;
And yf ye bleden aboute over,
Alle men schul be slayne.

Wha--? See the nonsense it spits? And then flies away! The coward.

now

It's a shame that he didn't listen to you, Snariph. Dead as a door nail now. If only he'd taken the time to translate that poem. Fool..

When; hills

burn; fire
go hence (end)
run away

bleed