New Quest: Major Drills





HEY YOU, where're you going!? I swear, if I put two of you together I still wouldn't get a complete thought! Listen up, you jackwagons, you've been slacking around the site! Even though I need you like I need a fart in a spacesuit, I could use extra hands to get all this crap done!



Report to me now, or I will duct tape your eyes to the back of your head so you can watch me kick your behind!
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Posted by grace

Ahaha, yes, he is legend.
Being in the Army myself, and personally experiencing the wrath of drill sergeants ... this just makes me chuckle seeing this here. I love you, Subeta.
That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO! Maybe we can chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon! Tissue? chucks Crybaby.
That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO! Maybe we can chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon! Tissue? chucks Crybaby.
I didn't get any of this..
Until someone mentioned that it's a new quest! :)
Woo! Excited!
I think he's looking for Sargent Snowball to get this up and running.
Oh man, I can't wait to see this up and running, it looks hella interesting c:
Also this art is fantastic!
Just like bootcamp!
I'm in love! 8D Gawdz, he a sexy man and I absolutely love his language/talk! Woo! 8D ish very excited
NO! I DO WHAT I WANT!
...Does this mean we'll get to see Mail Call here, Gunny? ^^;

Seriously, tho, this is gonna get NUTS soon! XD
That's why yellow makes me sad, I think.
S-SIR YES SIR!
e.e
Let's all chug on over to mamby-pamby land where, maybe, we can find some self-confidence!
Holy crap that was hilarious.
OMG Gunny FTW!!! I just died of happiness inside at this because he is so much like him..
LMAO x3
"Even though I need you like fart in a spacesuit" had me laughing like crazy. :)
Wow, I bet this quest is going to be amazing when they finally get ti working. I can't wait <3
Not the duct tape....anything but the duct tape. :c
R. LEE ERMEY ON SUBETA. MY LIFE: COMPLETE.

I've always liked a man in uniform. ;D
not working :( looks like fun though ;)
LOL .....JUST LOL
WAT.

...O-OKAY. UM. SIR.
mmmm. ♥️
This is going to be great XD
It worked for a minute before it freaked out, and this is like no other quest!
I'm going to have fun with this.
YAY, NEW QUESTS. :D

Just a bit sad that this was released without them actually being up yet. :'D
Can't wait for it to be fixed!
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Major, your page is malfunctioning, SIR!

This made me lawl
doesnt work o_O;
Its not working. :3
New NPC and new quests and amazing art?

Subeta, you never cease to amaze me. I can't wait to work on his quests.

Also.

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I will duct tape your eyes to the back of your head so you can watch me kick your behind!
You had me at hello.
In all honesty, that guy frightened me. It didn't help that I was logged out when I saw him. I almost thought I got banned for some reason.
Um, he's "working on something..." Latrine Duty perhaps? Maybe his space suit needed cleaning? If I buy him a beer would he be happier? Maybe he needs a smooch. Did he miss all the smooching we had a few months ago or something?
Sorry for posting thrice, but I would really like to see an encounter between this guy and Jim the trainer.
Also, great art and writing for this guy =3
I'm afraid to think of what'll happen when you quit/fail one of his quests...
This is making my inability-to-respect-authority gene run rampant already. =C

MONITOR YOUR OWN SITE YOU LAZY SOD, IT'S YOUR JOB! YEAH I CAN TAKE YOU!!

I'm so glad I would never have been conscripted into the army xD If I were a boy I'd probably be dead by now.
HOLY!
He freaking scared me... :(
Major, your page is malfunctioning, SIR!
Lea
It is difficult to express in mere words just how much I approve of another manly NPC on Subeta.

And so I will just say AWESOME ART AND CHARACTER haha
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AHH LET MY MALE DOMINATION FETISH IGNITE &#9829;

UGH this ^
It's ~hopefully~ going to be worth the lag. C:
I agree wholeheartedly, in both cases!!
These are going to be awesome. :D

Sending presents to people
Putting Treasure maps together
Feeding/playing with your pet
Scratching scratchcards
Play Games
Vend

You have to do LOTS of different things! These are a FANTASTIC idea! Kudos!!
Geez dangle new quests in front our noses, and they aren't even working. Whats up with that anyway!!!
Well, it's safe to say he scares me.
THIS IS MY RIFLE,
THIS IS MY GUN

I can't wait to check out these quests
AGH SIR YES SIR please don't hurt me oh gawd
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AHH LET MY MALE DOMINATION FETISH IGNITE &#9829;
UGH this ^
It's ~hopefully~ going to be worth the lag. C:
LOL Awesome!

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