Apple Subreze
Lavender Subreze
Forest Fresh Subreze



Hi, I'm Carrie Nott, introducing the new Subreze!


Kumos smell lingering on your couch? Feli litter in your hallway? The aroma of old socks in your room? One spray from our range of Subreze products will eliminate those unpleasant smells and odors, leaving your home smelling clean and fresh!


SPRAY, and the smell is gone!


But don't just take my word for it! Try one of our extensive range of deliciously scented products at the Home Appliances store now!

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Posted by Dokuja

oh man, so funny XD
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xD subreze... i lolled
these should be wearable, if they aren't. i'm not one to say that about everything, but like a little aura around your avatar and all..
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...well, I lol'd. That's so awesome. xD
xDDD
Wonderful parody! (Y)
Okay, this was definitely clever and hilarious.
I lol'd.
APPLES!
It's funny how one other site (Yet to open) had that very same idea...
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Now we need... HOUSES!!!!!
Made in Subeta, you know the Subetians always make good stuff...
Finally, new additions to the household thing <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> I love them ...
wow~
the item looks awesome~
Are they susposed to do anything besides be collectors items?
Cause I have three now and none of them have optiions
I have never seen apple air freshener before. It sounds like a freaking awesome idea.
lol cute XD love it
very cute indeed. I need to start collecting cleaning products for one of my pets.
Barry Scott <3
Very funny.
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I hope these are wearable!
Ahhahaa xDDDDD
lolololololol. That's funny. XD
Whoa Fe..I mean Subreeze..
Sly
You just like. Made my life.
The only thing better could be a Snuggie. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
I want.
Fantastic items! This will come very handy to clean those nasty dillemas of mine lol.

Are this meant to be wearable? Those auras look amazing.
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OMFG AWESOME.

But Billy Mays should have promoted the Subreze :c
Subreze LOL
Haaa...nice. xD
If subeta comes out with a Vince or Billy Mays type character, I'm going to flip with joy XD
must have , but every time Billy Mays comes on i want to smack him up side the head with all that hollering he does
Hey! I've got some of that Lavender, umm Subreze already!
I need that too. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> I have 4 cats ;P
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">but does it clean the air? </blockquote>
of course not |; it remains contaminated.
Woah, I need some of this in real life to spray in my husbands work boots.
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">LOL, do I get a Snuggie next? </blockquote>

I've long thought that we need a Subetan Snuggie XD
We can spray Subreze everywhere while we wear them!
Woot for some OxyClean! o;
DUI
Brilliant. Something to mask the sweat and drunken vomit smell. :'D
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" /> but does it clean the air?
if it were Vance selling it, everybody would be all over it!
Oh god,this reminds me of that ShamWow,even though it's a completely different parodied product. XD
Aw, they're cute! :'D
hahaha awesome!
Ha... So much for originality! x3
oh yey c:
finally! something to cover up the rotting corpse smell.
well if it was vince or billy mayes trying to sell it, maybe i'd be more inclined
Artwork is very nice. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
Oooh spritz, spritz!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
LOL, do I get a Snuggie next?
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haha brilliant! (:
Too bad they don't kill 99.99% of bacteria as well x'D

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