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In a followup to my recent reporting, I have obtained an interview with User not found: kahaleitzli, holy man and leader of the Omen Islands.



Quote by Kahaleitzli:

How terrible. We would never commit such an unspeakable act!



I must admit, I am deeply offended that you would take the word of a drunken pirate over that of a holy man. And if that weren't bad enough, a drunken pirate who has kidnapped guests of our party. When have we held you here against your will? What have we done to you to make you distrust us so easily?



These same pirates have terrorized us for years, and take delight in attacking our citizens. Why, even humble User not found: temictzin , a common fisherman and no threat to their ways, was blindly attacked and scarred. And great User not found: songaa has earned his honor by defending our home from these buccaneers.



Perhaps my brother was right when he said it was wrong to invite outsiders to our celebration - In his madness, there is a perfect moment of clarity, it seems - You will never understand us.



Next year, I think I will not be so eager to invite you back.
User not found:
I LOVE YOU ISLANDERS ♥
AeriaLure STAFF
<b>Quote By vulgar:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Haha, nobody loves the islanders.</blockquote>

THIS IS A LIE. Matlal is like my island BFF :p
Just tell us what the Final Offering is!!!
I kinda think that a drunker person's word is more reliable than a holy man's. When someone is totally wasted, they lose their inhibition and say thigns that ordinarily they would not. Normally you may not tell your friend her dress is horrid, but if you get drunk enough, it just may slip out. On the other hand, the only way you can really know if a holy man is lying bout something ceremonial is if you know the ceremony inside and out; otherwide you're just guessing. That's my opinion, at least.
gasp How dare those good-for-nuttin' pirates try to shove their Kidnappin' upon the islanders? HOW COULD THEY?!?!? ahem So rude.
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Charity, Amy and Emma are good people. If the pirates kidnapped them, then we know the pirates are Ebil. I side with the Islanders, who showed us hospitality and granted us many gifts.</blockquote>

The fact that they are "good people" makes them perfect candidates for sacrifice or "spiritual offering."
Poor Kahaleitzli. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
uh oh
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">, I am deeply offended that you would take the word of a drunken pirate over that of a holy man.</blockquote>

We should probably be more offended that people side with the drunken pirates as well <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
Islanders rule!
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">, I am deeply offended that you would take the word of a drunken pirate over that of a holy man.</blockquote>

We should probably be more offended that people side with the drunken pirates as well <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
Islanders rule!
@lighthawk
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Posted by lighthawk
Charity, Amy and Emma are good people. If the pirates kidnapped them, then we know the pirates are Ebil. I side with the Islanders, who showed us hospitality and granted us many gifts.</blockquote>

Did they really now? The way I see it, we all tossed gold into the sea and got back homemade jewelry. Hm...gold....woven jewelry...
Ya know, I'm thinking for some reason that the gold ws worth more is being sarcastic
Yar har har har har! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy.gif" border="0" />
Screw islanders and pirates. I'm going as a astronaut.
How complicated! :/
Charity, Amy and Emma are good people. If the pirates kidnapped them, then we know the pirates are Ebil. I side with the Islanders, who showed us hospitality and granted us many gifts.
At this point I can't really be taking sides, so I think I'll wait things out just a bit. More information on this issue will hopefully bring more reason for me to side with the islanders. As it stands, the idea of this final "voodoo approved" sacrifice gives me little reason to trustful.
"Next year, I think I will not be so eager to invite you back." thanks.
So, when exactly did he tell us what the Final Offering was? He was so quick to jump to being defensive and accuse us of doing wrong without even telling us the truth.

Something smells fishy, and it isn't the pirates.
i will eat all the islanders!!!
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Posted by NIGHT
Fine by me. Your island lacks, oh I don't know - FUN?
Atleast the pirates know how to have a good 'ol time </blockquote>

LOL, my sentiments exactly... I really wouldn't be surprised if they DID sacrifice people...then again, maybe the pirates just want some cute female company? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
we should pick sides, i vote final offering <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Well that was very off-putish and rude. Here you are sharing your side of the story and all you do is insult us. That makes me sad.
Ahh... Don't be so quick to judge.
Bah.
I'm sticking by the captain's word.
:C
User not found:
ai ai Mate......lets gather the one piece
I dont check the purpose of this lol
nooooo ;0;
But I bereive yoooou ;0;
User not found:
Totally with the islanders. x]
Well, shucks. We didn't mean to offend you islanders or anything. -kicks at the ground-
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" /> Interesting. Go Islanders!
@Kahaleitzli- Does it really surprise you that most people are distrustful of the old ways? Some of us truly were honored to be invited to the festival and as always will continue to shun the non-believers.
tl;dr
jk xD
i dont know which side i would choose!<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
aww...i don't want to hurt their feelings. but i do wanna know what the final offering is all about and what it is. the omen festival has been fun, and i hope they do it again next year.
bring it on, islanders ;0
My post didn't work.. o__o
Haha, nobody loves the islanders. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
I am all for the islanders
Ninjas > pirates + islanders
Oooooo =) Interesting =) But Im all for the Islanders! =)
Fine by me. Your island lacks, oh I don't know - FUN? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" />

Atleast the pirates know how to have a good 'ol time <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
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FFFFFFFFFFFF- XD
More like a battle war...
Personally, I think Kahaleitzli's the liar here
Screw the islanders!
Interesting! The plot thickens!
RS war please?

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