Elwood Day

So, another year come and gone, and your old friend Elwood\'s still not back on the map! As one might imagine, business becomes slim when your shop no longer has a tangible location, and so I\'ve been thinking of ways to keep bringing home the bacon. Trust me on this one: the utility companies don\'t count etherealness as a legitimate reason not to pay!



With all that in mind, I am proud to announce Elwood\'s Wood-Fired Pizza Emporium!







For some reason, I have a lot of wood laying around, and when an industrious guy like me gets to thinking, it\'s only a matter of time until I come up with a show stopper like this. Now, granted, I\'m not the best cook in the world, but that\'s sure to improve with time, right? Right? Not to mention, delivery pizza is one of the only businesses in the world where the storefront\'s tenuous grasp on reality isn\'t a major issue.



As part of building good word-of-mouth, it\'s my pleasure to offer you a free sample today. If you happen to want to place an order in the future, remember the number: 555-GOT-WOOD.
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Posted by [NPC] Elwood

Frieda

Got Wood.....( Meh! Humans!) Thanks Elwood for the great joke and fun gifts. Happy AFD!
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ixtab

wow i was totally looking all over the map for this new pizza shop you got me subeta lol
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Lantern

I don't really get the pizza joke, but thanks for the free stuff
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Iridescent

The Supernatural gif completes this perfectly.
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Shadow

Well see, next year he can offer wings and then the wood and cock jokes can begin.
~Kai
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Life

If you put that logo on a t-shirt, I bet half the site would buy one XD

This is a GREAT Elwood Day! Haha.
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Lore

Bahaha, I always love these xD
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PinkiePie

This is great, Happy April Fools Day Elwood!
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Maritime

"Aw, c'mon, it wouldn't be Elwood day if no one slipped you a little wood"

Omg. Subeta. Plz stop fueling my immature sense of humor. XD
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Sabrina_799

Love Elwood day! Hooray, happy Elwood day!
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Tribunal

WHY give an openable box w/unique look :c So evil, and it happens quite often :p
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Cacaro

Lol! I love Elwood!
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Luck

LOVE IT.
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Impure

in the meantime, the oracle token shop run by the one and only Elwood: http://subeta.net/explore/oshop.php?act=buy
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Psychedelia

Elwood AND one of the best spn gifs ever ? TODAY IS AWESOME.
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BlackBobcat

._. I was excited about having a pizza shop, then I looked at todays date....
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Wolfism

I am about 500% done! XD
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Goku

Omg, just whahaha XD (I first thought this would be a new pizza shop.)
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Blaziken

OH MY GOD ELWOOD
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ZombieMonster

OMG I CAN'T BREATHE!!!
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Julie

I know what I'm having for dinner tonight. Pizza.
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Leixan

oh my god i am dying
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Infinipede

Holy crap

I was partially responsible for this.
I feel like a hero.
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Muerte

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Vacant

GOT-WOOD
*snickers*
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Aztec

Aw I was actually hoping for a food shop, like a restaurant similar to the cruise. Oh well.
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Ambition

I don't get the joke.....
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SolusAurora

and suddenly Elwood could become just like Yato in Noragami - I mean come on Delivery God! Good one.
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Vespertine

i'm actually in tears following the sb incident with elwood and pizza and now this

this is the best day of my subeta life
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cartel

"business becomes slim when your shop no longer has a tangible location" haha ok whoever wrote this deserves a raise or a cake or at the very least a very hearty backslap.
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pax

OMFG DYING
It didn't have the same effect to me as the last three Elwood Days, but still, kudos for this pizza thing
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Skolletta

Dearest Elwood, please let me nom on your delicious pizza! c:
If you don't I'll call your number all day and night instead of dancing.
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Bathory

I love you Elwood so glad you listened to my idea! yummeh yummeh pizza.
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lovey

i think @SubetaTeam has done it again!! there NEEDS to be a pizza place with that number, it would sell millions, no one would forget the number rofl!
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Inknote

I totally forgot we would be seeing Elwood today. What a lovely and hilarious surprise. I love this dude haha
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Tracy

Elwood always delivers a smile to my face, thanks for the extra cheese! :yum:
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Rocketlauncher

Finally, a pizza that doesn't taste exactly like cardboard!
I'm dialing 555-SHOE, I mean WOOD right now! :D
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MoosMutzel

April, April!?
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Xiocite

Very awesome
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Gunnarr

Wow, thanks Elwood! What a lovely gift! ;)
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MoonKnight

I love you, Elwood.
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Speiro

Inside the box
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Alkuna

Mmphhht! That phone number... Dammit Elwood, I was drinking! Snorting sodas with my pizza is just painful!
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Jazmine

Elwood you crazy man.
No wonder pizza has been the talk of the SB and other areas...
You rock!
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FCoD

You guys never fail to make me laugh on this day. :) Thanks.
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Terra

The items are all great! Elwood is so generous. :D
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Alison

I just got done eating pizza. Real pizza. Now I want more pizza.
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Speiro

But do you serve Royal Keith Pizza? :pizza:
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Skree

I'm rooting for you, Elwood, buddy!!
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Dryad

LOL that phone number. You guise. <3
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Ireland

PIZZA HANDZ
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QueenOfImladris

I never knew Elwood could cook...so lets see, he cooks pizza, makes shoes, and somehow harvests massive amounts of logs all on his own, seems he's a man of many talents. xD
Always look forward to seeing what he's going to do every April 1rst. :heart:
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lovecraft

Why does it have to be so late at night that NO REAL PIZZA place is open??? *cries* I want pizza!!!
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Enchanted_845

GOT WOOD? :D
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Seoni

Mmmmm pizza... except for when the topping stick to the top of the pizza box.
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Megu

Elwood!!! ^^
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Dessa

Elwood, please tell me that you're wearing pants.
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Country

Pizza !!! Whith spwinters of ood *ow*
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Shantal

I love this day.
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Solarstar17

Pizza sounds about good right now, actually. Never really tried wood-fired/smoked pizza before, but I do like grilled/smoked hotdogs. Smoky flavor taste good
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Tserel

Elwood was very generous this year. I DEMAND THAT HE HAVE A SHOP FRONT. JUSTICE FOR ELWOOD.
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Magi

This needs to be on a t-shirt.
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Illusion

I know this is stupid but i wish the place was real and put on the mapXD
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Oovie

Thanks, Elwood! Other than the splinters in my tongue I really love this gift.
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Sirius

Lol I was waiting for him to show up on the news. XD
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Hylian

Oh Elwood you rascal you.
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