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I have a strange news for you today, I'm getting reports of... biting. I advise staying in your house, and keeping your children from school today.
We have attempted to get in contact with any doctor knowledgeable about these diseases, and have not had any calls returned.
Posted by [NPC] Titania McGee
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<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> why cant i get infected
Man, Subeta, I freaking love you know.
This is much better than all that mushy Valentines Day stuff!
This is much better than all that mushy Valentines Day stuff!
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Still stage one. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
I would call House but I still have yet to be infected!
Stands out in the open in hopes of being bitten by one of the zombies
Stands out in the open in hopes of being bitten by one of the zombies
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I BET IT'S A VALENTINES DISEASE AMIRITE?! The "cure" potions make it so obvious xD It's probably something to do with getting a lover or whatnot.
I still like the disease idea. =]]
I still like the disease idea. =]]
Well, I guess 'Bite Me' is not a good insult for people now... Can't wait for further symptoms!
Man. Celebrating v-day with zombielike diseases is THE BEST IDEA EVER. None of that mooshy crap, only nastiness. ilu, subeta <3
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MMMMMMMMMM.. I could really do with a Jill Sandwich right about now!! -Bites random peoples-
biting eh? Hmmmm, that I like <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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Jeez, why can't I get it? xD
LOL My disease is finally running! _
I bought the cheap cure, to get the achiv... But I'm not using it so soon. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
I bought the cheap cure, to get the achiv... But I'm not using it so soon. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
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no bites yet..... I think I'm immune XD
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Huh... Great. I look like a got buried! Well I suppose I better drag out the weapons...
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-bites random pedestrian-
>D SPREAD!
>D SPREAD!
I am loving these special editions. Boooooooks... <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
haha yeah xD House will find a cure...if he isn't already a Love Zombie himself >>
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> this is fun
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> this is fun
Ian Asmodeus is awesome! Call him, call him! I must go get sick!
Help me! Curse my immune system with me! D=
Help me! Curse my immune system with me! D=
How about Ian Asmodeus? Or Euclid? Because when the job's too tough for a sane doctor...
...*twitches* Still no infection. It's official, I'm immune.
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...hello? Karma? Aren't you going to prove I'm wrong? crickets chirp Nuuuuuu!! Murphy's Law, how could you betray me like this?! I've got a poster of you in my room, and you still hate meeeeeeeee!! sniffles
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...hello? Karma? Aren't you going to prove I'm wrong? crickets chirp Nuuuuuu!! Murphy's Law, how could you betray me like this?! I've got a poster of you in my room, and you still hate meeeeeeeee!! sniffles
Lol I'm pretty sure most people assumed it would be a zombie thing <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> but grats i guess?
I would just like to say... I so called this. In the comments of the last newspaper release.
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Hmm... now I\'m wondering... since the doctors seem to be lying about everything else... and in the newspaper it says "Doctors still believe it is not life-threatening."... hmm... I\'m now picturing infected love zombie HAs plodding around with their skin sloughing off. \'Tis not a pretty sight.</blockquote>
-pats self on back and wanders off to bite healthy people-
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Hmm... now I\'m wondering... since the doctors seem to be lying about everything else... and in the newspaper it says "Doctors still believe it is not life-threatening."... hmm... I\'m now picturing infected love zombie HAs plodding around with their skin sloughing off. \'Tis not a pretty sight.</blockquote>
-pats self on back and wanders off to bite healthy people-
Why hasn't Titania interviewed Doctor Lockheart ?
waitaminute ... Titania, your blouse isn't buttoned right ... and your hair ...
OH NAUGHTY DOCTOR <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
That's one way to get an interview.
waitaminute ... Titania, your blouse isn't buttoned right ... and your hair ...
OH NAUGHTY DOCTOR <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
That's one way to get an interview.
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Zombies?! Bring them to the Battle Colliseum and they will perish for the last time <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Love Zombies? Hmm.... gets out assortment of swords, guns and other items of destruction Well, well, bring it on.
Where the heck is my gunblade...
looks at everyone
Oh well, I guess my bloody hatchet has to do the work~
looks at everyone
Oh well, I guess my bloody hatchet has to do the work~