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Jadine has a minion!

NiGHTS the Tsukichi




Jadine
Legacy Name: Jadine


The Darkmatter Keeto
Owner: Professah

Age: 15 years, 1 week, 5 days

Born: April 25th, 2009

Adopted: 15 years, 1 week, 5 days ago (Legacy)

Adopted: April 25th, 2009 (Legacy)

Statistics


  • Level: 2
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 20
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 13
     
  • HP: 13/13
     
  • Intelligence: 32
     
  • Books Read: 32
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


wara ningyo ni, wara ningyo ni, wara ningyo ni, gossun gossun gossun kugi~!!
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"ARGH! Where the hell did he come from?!" Fingers smash into keys, slamming with a force unrivaled by anyone.

"STATEMENT: Pebcak."

"Can it, Samson, I'm trying to-OHHOLYFUCKDIDHECATCHTHEROCKET?!"

This is a normal summer day for Jadine, for the most part. Wake up, get fooded up, play with little brother and sisters, go back to room, try finishing RE5 for the nth time.

"Seriously, I think the fucker's maphacking!" growls the purplette, fuming as once again his adversary greets him with a manly- oh, he died again.

"YOU MAPHACKING PIECE OF SHIT!" And so begins a tirade that lasts for hours, hours of the f-bomb repeatedly being dropped.

"QUESTION: User is aware that Nielo's earpiece is still on, as is User's microphone?"

"...Oops."

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Jadine, "Alice of Gray"

Jadine

Quote: "My code's compiling: best excuse for insanity ever. Coding in Java? Plead temporary insanity. Coding in VB? Claim insanity. Coding for Mac... there is no excuse."

Theme: "Welcome To The Club" by Manian, alternately "Weightless" by All Time Low

Jadine was another adopted baby- Mama seemed to do that quite a bit, if the pictures on the fireplace mantle were any indication. He's younger than Viktoria by a year or two and a lot different from her, but older than Sara and still younger than Nielo. Like Viki, he was an experiment as well, but he eventually found his birth parents. In fact, he stays in contact with them through Mama- they can't keep care of him since they're underground and don't want to drag Jadine into their mess. The gold medallions he, Mama, and his parents wear are all symbolic of the bond they share.

Jadine is aware of his status as an experiment- in fact, he celebrates it. His ears and tails are always proudly displayed as much as his purple-and-black streaked hair. He doesn't care about how he's supposedly an aberration of nature, he rather enjoys it. He's tall and looks a little androgynous, but his voice rings true. He's playful, loud and in-your-face, and he'd be the first to stand up if something's not right in the world. Despite this, some things can spook the teen every easily and when scared, he will first crawl into the smallest space he can (usually cupboards or under a desk) and then spawn his tails to hide in them. However, as this generally just makes him look like a giant shaking purple furry bush, it rarely is useful. His Dark Matter abilities let him cloak himself in shadows but he -really- does not like using them.

Jadine is all about computers and books- much like his sister, he reads anything he gets his hands on (though Viki sticks to mysteries) and has a thing for video games. He tries his best to keep Mama from breaking things, too. His baby is Samson, his white laptop, which he programmed himself with its own A.I. So Samson talks to him when he gets lonely and reads with him too. He can get very lonely- he doesn't have many friends outside of computer-world. He doesn't let it bother him though. He's also recently developed a love of chemistry and so, has been playing with a set of chemicals lately to see what happens. He is literally throwing science at the wall and seeing what sticks, to the effect of making jokes about it and using different chemical compounds as "attack names" (Oh good god, he's developed a tic!-Mama)

Jadine was a different experiment than Viki. He was injected with the power of Dark Matter. As such, he has very fine control over it and most other dark magic. He really tries not to use it, but... welll... let's just say sometimes a shadow can subsume a Persona. Dark Jadine has no real name, but sometimes Jadine likes to talk to him when he's lonely and doesn't want to deal with Samson.

Currently, Jadine is the proverbial Wade to Nielo's Kim Possible. The Otacon to his Snake. The shotgun to his Dick Cheney! Jadine usually speaks with his brother through an earpiece mic and is never far from him. Even Samson recognizes that Jadine's very attached to his elder brother, and where one goes, the other follows.

Favorites:
Book: Fahrenheit 451! ...maybe The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Song: "Three Minutes Clapping" from The World Ends With You... and Just Dance by Lady Gaga. (The latter is kept secret.

Movie: Spaceballs (He can't help but adore George Clooney.) and The Rocky Horror Picture Show ( "Who COULDN'T like Rocky Horror? I mean, Tim Curry in drag!" )

Game: Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor (He likes the survival horror feel and modern fantasy aesthetic.) and Clock Tower ( "Evil demonic midget with scissors trying to kill me. AWESOME." ) but his overall favorite is Metal Gear Solid. This is second only to Resident Evil, and that's only because he has a major crush on Resident Evil 2's female protagonist, Claire Redfield. (He gets flustered, so don't pick on him too badly, please?)

Comic: 8-Bit Theater (He likes Final Fantasy and likes funny things. Naturally, he likes 8BT.)

Food: Key Lime Soda! ...and Oreos.
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Full Profile:

Full Name: Jadine Alton Brightleaf
Nicknames: Jade, J, Hey You, Justice (Joke on the part of watching Death Note with Viki. He now will randomly proclaim I AM JUSTICE just for the heck of it) Joker (His online penname)
Family: He does have parents and openly calls all of Mama's adopted children his siblings. He's the closest to Nielo, though, and always will be probably.
Age: 15 1/2.
Birthday: January 7th
Gender: Male. Though he has been told he makes a very pretty girl.
Sexuality: He lieks dem mudkipz wimminz. (Straight.)
Nationality: Slightly Asian in his mother's side, but he has a touch of Australian in him. Otherwise, he's more or less American.
Heritage: A little bit of Asian and Australian, a little bit Native American and French, and a little South American. ( "I got hit with a ketchup bottle when I was a baby :D" )
Accent/Voice: Loud and a little whiny, but generally happy and filled with life. He uses a lot of internet terms and slang (Be on the lookout, he slips memes and Tropes in everywhere) and has a tenancy to confuse the ever-loving HELL out of Mama and his siblings. He also occasionally slips into a very growly, low bass register. He does it when he's imitating Solid Snake from Metal Gear. Or when he gets bored and wants to scare people. Interestingly, if you catch him when he's still sleepy, he'll have a slight Australian accent to his voice. If he's hyper, the French side of him creeps out to play.
Hair: Look at the Pilus Midnight Wig. Et voila!
Eyes: Purple.
Skin Tone: Pale as all hell. Jadine barely leaves the house.
Fur: See the actual pet.
Birthmark: Similar to Viki, Jadine has "473" tattooed in binary on the back of his neck. His hair usually covers it. Unlike Viki, his hasn't faded at all. He pretends it doesn't exist if asked.
Tattoos: He would get one, but any sort of needle makes him uncomfortable. So he re-applies a temporary tattoo every week- it's the kanji for luck.
Scars: None, somehow.
Height: He's currently clocked in at 5"6 and still growing.
Weight: 120lb. He's a little underweight.
Body: He's thin, short and rather androgynous. The only reason he's underweight is because his genes were engineered to make him fast- lighter. Under his clothes, he's shaped nicely but he doesn't have much tone to his muscles. He really doesn't like fighting, so he feels no need to use them.
Hobbies: Oh lord. Computers, gaming, the internet, computers, learning languages, music, computers, and occasionally abusing his control over Dark Matter for fun and profit.
Other Likes: Coffee, caffinated things, mocking popular things, silly Spanish soap operas (they entertain him) completely insane things like birds flying into windows, reading and learning, Key Lime Soda ( "DELLIIIIEEEEECIOUUUUUS *dive*" )
Dislikes: Bad novels, carrots, sour candy, chewing gum, sugar-free anything, twinkies, bad games
Fears: Being subsumed by his Dark Matter powers (he does his best to hide it) drowning (he doesn't bother hiding this one)
Phobias: Bathophobia- fear of water.
Mental Illnesses: Hypomania- constantly rushing, always needing to move, needs less sleep but is more prone to jump to conclusions and leap without looking.

Current Relationships

Mother: Elise Sakuraba (French-Australian. Biological mom. Non-Subetan.)
Father: Carlos Sakuraba (Asian-South American. Biological father. Non-Subetan.)
Siblings: All of Mama's adopted children.
Status: Single
Lover: None yet.
Offspring: None.
Other Relatives: No clue.
Friends: He considers all of his siblings friends.
Rivals: Online, he has a rival named Terrabyte. She's a good friend of his.
Enemies: One person online is convinced they're sworn rivals. This is a boy named Koosh. Jadine has no clue about this.
Pets: NiGHTS, his Tsukichi.

Quotes:

"I'm a veritable encyclopedia of useless trivia!"- To Viki after solving a puzzle relating to an obscure fact about Elwood

"Some men run. Some boys hide. Me? I go "neener neener", poke 'em in the belly and dance on their heads." -Explaining his combat abilities online to Koosh

"OMG EXPLODING BABBY WHAT I DO" -Screwing around with poor, poor Terra

"Implonkus." -Used as a mild curse. Picked up from usenet.
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OOC Info
Character Fanart: [x] by the ever amazing User not found: clarice
[x] by User not found: ottselloveCharacter Inspirations:
A lot of Otacon, Metal Gear Solid (How in the name of Konami did I forget that?!)
Max, Beyblade
Gex, Gex: Enter The Gecko
Agent G, House of the Dead: Overkill
A little bit of Louis from Left 4 Dead
And a little bit of all of TV Tropes.

Ideal Genres:
Cyberpunk, Steampunk, Survival Horror

Pet Treasure


Gold Medallion Trinket

White Laptop

Caffeinated Mints

Key Lime Soda

Left Arm Mutagen

Dark Matter

System Failure Sticker

Pet Friends


Viktoria
Somehow I'm going to get you to like me too, sis.

Saraneth
Why yes, that IS my cuddly and oh-so-adorable baby sister. I know, you love her, right?

Condee
HEY PUDDINGHEAD. XD

Abirad
(rage) I'm going to kick your skull in one day. Just you watch.

Shun Andromeda
Hyper little bastard of a brother. I love you anyway, kid.

Maledetto
...you're not as bad as Abirad. Hell, you're actually tolerable.

Jasper
Nielo knows you pretty well. So therefor, you must be okay.

Soak
(groan) WHY WON'T YOU LET ME SLEEP IN?!

Nielo
My big bro, the Kim Possible to my Wade. ...did I actually say that?

Dose
Doc Price! You're my hero, man.

Otacon
Only the awesomest scientist EVER! (tries to high five, fails and falls flat on his face)

Margaret
My new baby sister. She's only eight, but she knows so much... that disturbs me a bit.

Ailell
My baby bro. Ready for another story?

Wesker
T...TWO WESKERS?! D8 This shit's gonna haunt my nightmares!

Alexia Ashford
oh god no. Eh-heh. Nice Queeny... (hides behind desk)

Nicholai Ginovaef
Asshole. Cool asshole, but an asshole all the same.

Jack Krauser
... I'll just go over there and die now. >8

Barry Burton
BARRY! 8D Oh man you are SO damn cool. Autograph plz?

Sergei Vladimir
OH NO. NO. I AM NOT REFIGHTING THE IVANS YOU BITCHTIT.

HUNK
Human Unit Never Killed, right? ...What is under that mask? *attempts to peek*

Alfred Ashford
...That giggle of yours is freaky as shit, dude.