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What are Site Updates? We're actively improving Subeta across all platforms. Updates show the latest changes to the main site, Kumos, and the Wardrobe — your feedback helps us build a better Subeta! View full changelog →
February 28, 2018
February 27, 2018
February 26, 2018
Sweetheart Malticorn
Bouncing right into your hearts is the new sweetheart malticorn! When on a sugar high, this pet is likely to roll all over your fresh laundry and play tug of war with your favorite socks. But it's so cute, who can say no?
February 25, 2018
February 24, 2018
February 23, 2018
Cash Shop: Eerie Mash Tun


Warning: Themes of drowning

Ey, that water isn't hot, it's not even steaming!

Are you sure, bruder? It must have cooled very quick if that's ze case, I am sure I put hot water in there!

I'm not sure you did, einzeller.

Just lean in und check, if it's completely cold I'll do your clothes wash for a month!

Ha, you're on!

…*splash*

What are you doing pushing me?! Well, for one thing you're doing my washing for ze next four weeks. Pappnase. Ey…no what are you doing? Open ze hatch! Mein bruder! This isn't funny, don't let the water in, oh god, oh god Gunter I can't…..breathe….please………………


These hazy memories have been like a dream that Bubbles couldn't quite remember for he doesn't even know how long. How long has he been in the Underground? He knows that he likes the warm and dry earthy sub-terrestrial town, He doesn't like the water. He knows that, but not why. Except…he does know. He drowned. He was drowned. He was betrayed.

Eerie Mash Tun


Bubbles' nightmare has manifested into corporeality and it threatens us all. The water swirls around us, we can't get enough air, our feet kick and push us only into more water. We will not go this way, we must beat this! Help Bubbles' face his nightmare now by picking up the Eerie Mash Tun from the Cash Shop and defeating the Drowning Betrayal!

Flickering Light Bulb will retire on March 1st.
February 22, 2018
Sweetheart Fester!
The fester is usually one to be found around the dark and miserable, scavenging on things few other creatures would be interested in. The only thing you'll find this sweetheart fester scavenging on is your leftover candy hearts! It may even sneak the ones that AREN'T leftover...
February 21, 2018
February 20, 2018
February 19, 2018
Graveyard Zasaba!
Pulling the wings off of this graveyard zasaba is not only really mean, but will also not stop it from coming back to eat your brains! (In fact, it will probably eat them with even more relish.)
February 18, 2018
New Achievements
Muted Handy Pincushion
Unliving Home Buying Guide
Bust of a Red Horse
Folded Snippet of Paper
Blushing Huggy Bear Doll
Dot Dot Dot Dot Pastry

Whale You Be Mine Sticker
Cutiecorn
Sapiosexual Sticker
Hartbeet
Torn Damaged Eye (Right) First Aid Page
Carrot Warrior


There are 12 new achievements for you to work towards! Each achievement has a forum title with it while Tap That and Dine and Dash both have item prizes and forum titles!
Survival + Delish
Pupcake
Sweety Dead Dillema Plushie
Bust of a White Horse


Due to some issues with the zombie strains earlier, we’ve decided to extend Survival by one day so everyone won’t be behind schedule on their zombie skin goals. <3 Survival will now end at 11:59pm on March 3rd!

Extravagant Emerald Vase
Sturdy Metal Ring
Amethyst Wine Glass


Missed a previous bonus weekend item? There’s now a shop with all previous bonus items! This shop will be updated at the end of each bonus weekend with that month’s items. For example on Monday after this weekend’s bonus is over, Lunar Cycle Chain and Amethyst-Tipped Arrow will find their way into that shop.

This shop uses Cash Shop Credits for currency.


Delish Air Lipstick
Delish Air Captured Wind
Delish Air Top
Delish Air Headpiece
Item not found: delish air wind chimes
Delish Air Hairbrush
Delish Air Skirt
Delish Air Eyeliner
Delish Air Shawl
Delish Air Boots

Item not found: delish chilled eyedrops
Delish Chilled Hood
Delish Chilled Balm
Delish Chilled Top
Delish Chilled Headpiece

Delish Chilled Vest
Delish Chilled Jewelry
Delish Chilled Scarf
Delish Chilled Boots
Delish Chilled Pants



Delish is back with two new lines!
February 17, 2018
February 16, 2018
Survival 2018
It’s time for what you’ve all been waiting for. Gunner is back and recruiting for his Voluntary Infection Program

Strains should be working properly now!


Subeta Date Destinations
Innocent Huggy Bear Doll
Mint to Be Sticker
Orange Heart Pastry
Luvalatte
Pile of Heart Confetti


Are your lips ready? You’ll need to do a lot of kissing (or be kissed) on the forums to get enough candy hearts for the fabulous new merchandise in L’amour Parlor!

You can use the following sCode in your status or on the forums to get a few extra kisses from users! ;)

Code:
[kiss=username]

Undead Turnip
Muted Not-So-Straight Pins
Taxidermy for the Unliving
Nuclear Weeping Spleenoids Wallpaper
Clusterflux Zombie Plushie
Bust of a Red Horse


Lovey dovey not really your style? Skitters has got you covered with his new Zombie Den items!

Item not found: orange fresh snipped memorial flowerItem not found: red memorial note rose
Survival White Paper Flower


Don’t forget to pay your respects at the Survivor Memorial. Keep an eye out for these flowers, as they’ll either restock at Seedlings or float around the site! 

You can also frag the flowers you find floating!

Sweety Dead Harvester Plushie


First year celebrating Survival? Or maybe it’s been a while and you’d just like to brush up on how the holiday works? We’ve put together a frequently asked questions thread for you. If you have any questions that aren’t covered in the first post, post and we’ll get to you as soon as we can.

Survival ends at 11:59pm on March 2nd! Survival forums will close at 11:59pm on March 4th.
Cash Shop Bonus Weekend
Lunar Cycle Chain
Amethyst-Tipped Arrow


This weekend is bonus weekend for the Cash Shop! If you buy Cash Shop Credits this weekend with Braintree/Paypal (Lunar Cycle Chain) or Stripe (Amethyst-Tipped Arrow), you'll get one of these awesome items plus 20% bonus credits on top of your purchase. The bonus weekend will end at 9pm on Monday!
February 15, 2018
February 14, 2018
February 13, 2018
The Future of Pet Profiles

Pet Profiles Announcement!

Pirate Treasure Chest
Loyalty Pet Slot Totem
Over the years you may have noticed us gradually making layout changes to the site, and that these changes sometimes affect your pet profiles. We've known for a while that it's not really sustainable the way we've been doing it - any change, no matter how small or subtle, has the potential to seriously affect pet profiles. That's frustrating for you folks, and frustrating for us too - we see your creativity as one of the reasons to keep going with Subeta.

We appreciate that many of you have spent a lot of time and money on your pet profiles, and any disruption is unwelcome - which is why we want to stop making 'little' changes continuously and move the whole pet profile system to a layout separate from the main site layout. We're at a point where we have the resources to make this one big change that will enable us to really progress the site in the long run. It's a 'for the greater good' situation, and while we wish we could simply move profiles over without touching them, we have this one opportunity to build something really useful and we will, of course, do whatever we can to ease the transition.

We'll be improving the default pet profiles, making it easier to customise for those of you without advanced coding knowledge. They won't be affected by our work on the main site layout - similar to how our user profiles currently work.

Importantly, we are not planning to make any more site layout changes until this is fully rolled out. Working on the new pet profile system will take priority.

Once the new system is ready, we'll have a grace period where it will exist as an opt-in alternative to the current system. You'll have time to work on/commission new profiles or adjust your old ones to fit the new system while keeping your legacy profiles in the meantime and will be able to opt-in when you are ready. To make the transition as smooth as possible, the new profile system will have a permanent "legacy mode" that will have same sections as the current profile, the same CSS identifiers, and some extra code to reset some CSS to mimic current profiles. With this option, you should be able to paste over your current code and it will work with no (or minimal) modifications. This is new for us too!

There will be a date where everyone gets switched over, but it will be announced well in advance. We currently don't have more details or ETA to share ...so stay tuned!

TL;DR

- We're going to work on a new pet profile system that separates it from the site layout, for everybody's future benefit.
- We are not planning to make more layout changes until this is fully rolled out.
- Once it's done it will be an opt-in situation for a couple of months so you will be able to keep your legacy profiles while we transition.
February 12, 2018
February 11, 2018
February 10, 2018
February 9, 2018
New Reward Card!
Musical Staff Skirt
Uncommon Musical Instruments
Skulltar
Raccappella
Antique Metronome


There is a new Reward Card available to fill out! Remember that for each stamp you will earn Loyalty Points (LP) in ascending value to spend in the Loyalty Shop - stamp 1 is 1 point, stamp 2 is 2 points and so forth. Completing a card awards you 5 bonus LP, bringing the total for completing a card to 60LP.

You can fill this card up twice! You will get the same amount of points for filling out each card, so in total you have a chance of getting 120LP. You can spend these points in the Loyalty Shop.

If you’re unsure if you’re on your first or second card, check out your current level. Levels 0-10 are for the first card, 11-20 are for the second card.
Cavern of Curios: Nimble Art Prints
Nimble Black Art Print V.1
Nimble Black Art Print V.2
Nimble Blue Art Print V.3
Nimble Blue Art Print V.4

Nimble Purple Art Print V.5
Nimble Purple Art Print V.6
Nimble Pink Art Print V.7
Nimble Pink Art Print V.8

Nimble Green Art Print V.9
Nimble Green Art Print V.10
Nimble Red Art Print V.9
Nimble Red Art Print V.8

Nimble Yellow Art Print V.7
Nimble Yellow Art Print V.6
Nimble White Art Print V.5
Nimble White Art Print V.4
Been feeling a little lopsided all of these months? Head on over to the Cavern of Curios to balance yourself out.

Note: Like the coordinating Art Prints, V.1 of each sleeve color restocks in the Cavern of Curios, and can be transformed into any other version of the same color. You can transform back and forth as much as you please.
February 8, 2018
Friendly Thursday: Bubbles


That Maybel, she’s one fiery grandma! You really can’t underestimate an old lady with a lot of minions, can you.

It seems that you shouldn’t be underestimating one-armed Unliving shopkeepers, either. Something has been troubling Bubbles of late, and he’s not quite sure why, but it makes him ridiculously angry and you’d do best to stay out of his way!

Bubbles is available now as a challenger if you can figure out what triggers his rage and unlocks him!

Once you unlock Bubbles, he will appear in the Secret Tab. Unlike our Throwback Challengers, unlocking Bubbles is not limited to just this month. While we'll continue releasing a challenger on the second Thursday, you'll have plenty of time to unlock them.
February 7, 2018
February 6, 2018
February 5, 2018
February 4, 2018
February 3, 2018
February 2, 2018
February 1, 2018
Cash Shop: Monthly Collection
February 2018 Collection

Nuclear Powered Hair Clippers
Nuclear Enhanced Hair Dye

Ians Destruction
Irradiated Cola Bottle
Bunker Buddies
Nuclear Fishing Rod


This is an alert from the Subetan Broadcasting System. Our current collection seems to have been attacked with nuclear weapons. Communications have been severely disrupted, and the number of casualties and the extent of the damage are not yet known. We shall bring you further information as soon as possible. Meanwhile, stay tuned to this wavelength, stay calm and enjoy this collection from the Cash Shop.

February 2007 Donation Present
February 2008 Donation Present

February 2009 Collection
February 2010 Collection
February 2011 Collection
February 2012 Collection

February 2013 Collection
February 2014 Collection
February 2015 Collection
February 2016 Collection
February 2017 Collection


You can also purchase one of our older February Donation Presents or Collections!
February 2018