Edward




This rather bizarre... thing ... has been found in the Crystal Shop.



I don't even want to know what it is.
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Posted by Keith

At first I thought Twilight. Then Full Metal Alchemist.
xD
Yeah, first thing I thought of was Edward from Full Metal Alchemist. Then I read the comments about Twilight and the item is totally ruined for me T_T

Funny description though XD haha
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"God forbid, someone mentioned Twilight.
GO READ SOME REAL LITERATURE."

Aye, verily! Speaking as a sanguine Vampire myself, I found that book positively revolting. I couldn't even make it through the first ten pages. In fact, the very day that I read the excerpt that I did, I fell ill for a spell lasting one week following these events.
Go and partake of Bram Stoker's DRACULA or Joseph Sheridan LeFanu's CARMILLA if you want a true Vampire novel! Please, do not allow these disgusting products of modern materialism and a watered-down desire for publicity draw you in, and for the sake of good literature and the general benefit of our posterity,

Bottom line:
We all should dare to be intelligent in this world of barbarism now covered with refuse and populated by illiterate and brainwashed vermin. Save yourselves from this wicked plague of idiocy! Show the self-respect to commit to your own education and enrichment! DO NOT CONFORM!

[TRANSLATION FOR THE MENTALLY IMPAIRE<img src=""http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> Twilight is for poseurs. It's a piece of rubbish!"]

Yours faithfully, ladies and gentlemen,
Lady Dracul Tepes (Alice)

Oh, and remember, boys and girls--
Twilight is evil.

(Oh yes- [Forgive me, I hope? I quite forgot myself. I am more than a little passionate about literature, you see. How rude of me!] I nearly forgot to congratulate the artists on another... Ah... Interesting product, shall we say. What it is, however may stand to reason, I suppose, until such time as aforementioned artists feel inclined to tell us exactly what it is! Honestly, though, great job, artists! It's rather cute, isn't it? ^,...,^ )

What are you all still doing here? Get thee hence at once! Go read a few good Vampire novels already!
Lol, hilarious. Looks like a perfect pet for Salvador Dali or someone of the sort XD
But humm, yeah, my first thought now is Edward Cullen; not because I like Twilight (I don't), but because it's the most recent Edward I got to know <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
Mmmhmm. I think of little mister Edo too. xD;
I'm so glad this is becoming available, though.
IT'S EDWARD!
I love edward.
I've always wanted one of these. I have to add that I as well have always thought of a little midget alchemist who wears a red coat.

I really need one of these. XD
<b>Quote By Rhous:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">God forbid, someone mentioned Twilight.
GO READ SOME REAL LITERATURE.</blockquote>

Well, I apolgize that I adopted a pet from the adoption center that has a name from a certain book you dislike, and that this item also shares a name with a character from that same book. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sigh.gif" border="0" /> Honestly, I wouldn't have even mentioned it if Caius wasn't my pet :/
Wait a tick..does it say you can EAT it?

No way,I am SO not eating THAT :O
Goodness!. What a strange little object o.O What does it even do? O_O

Frankly,I would waste my crystals on something like THAT <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
Ah, shoot something screwed over in my post.
I third that <a href="/users/MissXami" id="userinfo_MissXami_1"><img src="http://images.subeta.net/icons/user.gif" border="0">MissXami</a><script type="text/javascript">toolTip('userinfo_MissXami_1', '<center><img src="http://images.subeta.net/avatars/tiv/dripriceve.png"><br /><img src="http://images.subeta.net/icons/user.gif"><strong>MissXami</strong><br />Member<br /><strong>Name</strong>: Klaire<br /><strong>Posts:</strong>: 714<br /><br /><img src="http://images.subeta.net/medals/trophy_restock.gif" border="0" style="width: 25px; height: 25px" /><img src="http://images.subeta.net/medals/goldaccount.gif" border="0" style="width: 25px; height: 25px" /><img src="http://images.subeta.net/medals/trophy_bubble_consecutive.gif" border="0" style="width: 25px; height: 25px" /><img src="http://images.subeta.net/medals/medal_trapped_bronze.gif" border="0" style="width: 25px; height: 25px" /><br /><img src="http://images.subeta.net/medals/rswar_blackmoon.gif" border="0" style="width: 25px; height: 25px" /><br />', 'User Information');</script>. I too think of the midget alchemist.
@Erikluff: I can bash all I want, because I live in America and my freedom of speech is extended onto the internets.
You're just as guilty for complaining about my opinion. I still hate Twilight. I will always hate Twilight. And I will bash and put down any being that approves of it. End of discussion.

-goes back to blissful life-
Edward....fullmetal alchem*SHOOT*

giggle now the description makes me laugh XD
scratches head I don't believe I've ever seen anything like this before but going off the comments on here I get that it was once some sort of item on here or something to do with a trivia shrugs... Anyway I find the description hilariouse!, yes my mind must be in the gutter but that is just so funny. I find it amusing that whatever it is has a name too and I still have no idea what the keck it's supposed to be... kicks it I want one just because of the description, it's so random!... But I definatley won't be eating it XD...
Ohmylord.
Edward can beat up Chuck Norris.
Well... this is odd
I'm ashamed to say this, but I think of Edward from Twilight as well. o____o;;
But then I think of Tedward from Dimlight from the Take108 Juice Box show...>3>;;
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I agree with MissXami~ I see "Edward" and think of a blonde, beansprout midget alchemist.

As I told my mother yesterday, if another person (IRL, mind you) forces me into a discussion about Twilight, I will commit multiple homicide.
I see the word Edward and I think of my uncle or full metal alchemist. I'M ONE OF THE FEW WHO HAS EVADED TWILIGHT |D
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Yeah, I think of Twilight when I see "Edward", too.
Oh, and Twilight /is/ real literature. If you don't like it, don't bash on it. Your music taste is probably as crappy to us as you think Twilight is. So don't be talking. Everyone has their own likes and dislikes, and if you can't handle that, well that's life, and things like that happen.
Strangely, there was just a discussion on this item yesterday. xD
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Me neither.
..I agree with Spirou, all I can see is a frightened King of the Peas
God forbid, someone mentioned Twilight.
GO READ SOME REAL LITERATURE.

Anyways, weird item. lawl.
Must.Get.Crystals.I.Need.The.Living.Frisbee q

It's gotta be the the best despriction on the site
i like it but i don't know what
it is. :0
I see 'Edward' and I think of Twilight, Great Movie..even better Book!

What does this thing do?
Edward knows the secrets of the universe.
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Haha, I always thought Edward looked like a scared pea with a crown. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
I made this comment, because I thought it was necessary for those that havent figure it out. This area and all items posted in the news are about commenting how you like or dislike the item, or you missed getting one or you did get one. Personal comments or conversations are done on another players' comment in their profile or you can smail them. This guarantees more privacy.
lol i remember that item
lmao at the description eats
but anyway, does that item have any use? lol
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Is this like a game and yuo chat to kids or people
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sorry!!!!!!!! what is it about then
This area is for comments on items, it is NOT a private comment area. Comment on item ONLY!
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are you there
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sorry i sent 2 of the same
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how long have you been on tonight
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how long have you been on tonight
ROFL, I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD THE DESCRIPTION XD
-scratches post off-
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the eat it!!!!!!!!!! how do you get a picture?
I want this.
I really want to eat it <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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Just wanted to say i am bran new i came i today just wanted to to guys that
Ohgosh. I need this for Caius' chest! -Twilight nub-
Yay, it's Edward!

Ignoring all his innuendo..the yellow thing kind of looks like a giant nose.
Oh my
A part of me is curious, another really doesn't wanna know. XD
I don't get what this is supposed to be. It doesn't look wet at all. What is it?? O__o

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