Canned Whole Fester

The folks at Sweet Stu Cannery have just created a wonder of modern food: an entire cooked fester in a can! This is perfect for long camping trips or uninvited guests. They're so sure you'll at least be curious about it, they're giving it away for free! Enjoy!

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Posted by Luxe

oh god that meme.........

-hurk-
i don't really care about that thing so i just sold it in my shop.....
Dear God, I have so many conflicting emotions about this gift, and none of them are appropriate to post here except for gratitude...so...er...thanks for the free gift. sigh
Yum.
=)
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nibbles on Pizza Roll What's -nibble- this -nibble- new thing -crunch-?
LOL i like how NO ONE got that i was joking when i made 'SETA'
ok i'll stop commenting now
you guys
it was a joke
i hate PETA i think that are outrageous
:B
thank you, i love me some soup
One of my Festers is missing. Should I be worried?
My biology teacher once had a large canned turkey, they can was huuuge. It was from when he was a kid and his mom would always joke that she'd fix it for them if they didn't behave. He brought it in to class to show off once, at the same time as the canned food drive for the food shelter. And he forgot it there. And it got donated. Some shelter tried to serve a 30+ year old canned turkey!
yum! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
slurp :3 MEEEEAAAAT.
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Hmm...interesting.
and why is everyone freaking out about this?
Ew. Nasty looking stuff xD

Uhm..Thanks Subeta? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy_sweatdrop.gif" border="0" />
xjx
~*chicken jello*~
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA.

MMMMMMM SO GELATINOUSSSSS.
i burst out laughing
and i'm in the quietest area of the computer room in this hotel
8D
lol Such Drama.
Some of these comments are hilarious.
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">The third half just shrugs a little and wonders what exactly Chic is. Or maybe that's just me It's better just being a loner grins </blockquote>

The third half? XD (And thanks for answering guys.)
Eeeewwww. A whole chicken in a can, OO; that's just so wrong. Rofl Fester in a can. Heeehehe. Seta? They are drawings not real animals.
Seta's a joke. A very funny one.
Who the heck started SETA?O.O
Load of bullcrap. Just have fun on the durn site.<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
Btw I'll have my fester fried please.<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
Thank god I just finished my hot pocket
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LOL. This is funnier since I have seen it recently. I will love my fester in a can and call it George.
SETA?? Good grief! hopes people are joking I think it's hilarious... I don't see how this is any worse/different than fried fester... were folks up in arms about that too?
The original canned chicken was mentioned in one of CHIC's threads. No big deal, no ''CHIC taking over'', just a reference that was first mentioned in their thread.
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Ooh, neat gift! What's it have to do with CHIC though?</blockquote>

Who can tell? Seems half of Subeta runs around saying OMG stolen from Chic and the other half runs around being angry about Chic.

The third half just shrugs a little and wonders what exactly Chic is. Or maybe that's just me <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> It's better just being a loner grins
Good lord, that can must be HUGE.
Ooh, neat gift! What's it have to do with CHIC though?
xjx
BAHAHA OMGGGG, this item will always have a special place in my heart.
As long as we're not serving Keetos I'm good. o_o
hahahahaa -flashback-
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">You're right.

Instead of each a Fester, we should eat a Subeta user instead.

I call dibs on whoever started Seta.

om nom nom.
With gravy. </blockquote>

Good grief!!! ~rofl~.. I almost choked on my Fester Noodle Soup. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
hahahahahahaha
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My pet didnt like it,lol. >___>
Lol at people with no sense of humour. On both sides.

SETA funny. Fester in a can funny <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Please tell me you're joking. CHIC is a fashion cult.
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Yeah, what Aiya said. What is CHIC?
Jessi STAFF
The amusing thing is, the artist that drew this isn't even in CHIC <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> she just thought this was a disgustingly hilarious product. Yeesh, people.
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we should have a new trivia
Mind you, I have a real life pet Fester, so this is really awful.
Chic? what is that? AW, poor fester. I'll sign up for SETA!! Where's the sign up booth!
It's just pressure cooked or boiled chicken which happens to have been placed in a large can. Cooled broth is just going to look like that; it's gelatinized. My grandmother liked to use them to make dumplings since it has already been cooked. Easier than her boiling a chicken.

Haven't had this:
http://gizmodo.com/351304/cheeseburger-in-a-can-reviewed
but it looks worse to me, what with the soggy looking bun and all. How about a yummy Bovyne burger in a can next? Or, maybe that scrambled brains and gravy?
But...but Survivor is not over yet?

Lol at CHIC free gifts.
I think I'll take some of this canned fester and make some fester a la king on toast with it.

And then I'll go to Kentucky Fried Fester and get a bucket of that fried fester as well.

What do you think?
Sure I'll be a member of this "SETA"

Subetans Eating Tasty Animals of course. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
rofl @ chic taking over

get over it XD

And lololol @ eating it cold out of the can

MMM CHICKEN JELLY
You're right.

Instead of each a Fester, we should eat a Subeta user instead.

I call dibs on whoever started Seta.

om nom nom.
With gravy.
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Poor lil fester lol thanks for the gift!
interesting free gift. but no shimmering coin turned costume trunk? gasps I was expecting it to be redrawn on the fourth of July.

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