
The folks at Sweet Stu Cannery have just created a wonder of modern food: an entire cooked fester in a can! This is perfect for long camping trips or uninvited guests. They're so sure you'll at least be curious about it, they're giving it away for free! Enjoy!
Posted by Luxe
Dear God, I have so many conflicting emotions about this gift, and none of them are appropriate to post here except for gratitude...so...er...thanks for the free gift. sigh
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nibbles on Pizza Roll What's -nibble- this -nibble- new thing -crunch-?

My biology teacher once had a large canned turkey, they can was huuuge. It was from when he was a kid and his mom would always joke that she'd fix it for them if they didn't behave. He brought it in to class to show off once, at the same time as the canned food drive for the food shelter. And he forgot it there. And it got donated. Some shelter tried to serve a 30+ year old canned turkey!
yum! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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Hmm...interesting.
and why is everyone freaking out about this?
and why is everyone freaking out about this?
Ew. Nasty looking stuff xD
Uhm..Thanks Subeta? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy_sweatdrop.gif" border="0" />
Uhm..Thanks Subeta? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy_sweatdrop.gif" border="0" />
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">The third half just shrugs a little and wonders what exactly Chic is. Or maybe that's just me It's better just being a loner grins </blockquote>
The third half? XD (And thanks for answering guys.)
The third half? XD (And thanks for answering guys.)

Eeeewwww. A whole chicken in a can, OO; that's just so wrong. Rofl Fester in a can. Heeehehe. Seta? They are drawings not real animals.
Who the heck started SETA?O.O
Load of bullcrap. Just have fun on the durn site.<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
Btw I'll have my fester fried please.<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
Load of bullcrap. Just have fun on the durn site.<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
Btw I'll have my fester fried please.<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
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LOL. This is funnier since I have seen it recently. I will love my fester in a can and call it George.
SETA?? Good grief! hopes people are joking I think it's hilarious... I don't see how this is any worse/different than fried fester... were folks up in arms about that too?
The original canned chicken was mentioned in one of CHIC's threads. No big deal, no ''CHIC taking over'', just a reference that was first mentioned in their thread.
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Ooh, neat gift! What's it have to do with CHIC though?</blockquote>
Who can tell? Seems half of Subeta runs around saying OMG stolen from Chic and the other half runs around being angry about Chic.
The third half just shrugs a little and wonders what exactly Chic is. Or maybe that's just me <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> It's better just being a loner grins
Who can tell? Seems half of Subeta runs around saying OMG stolen from Chic and the other half runs around being angry about Chic.
The third half just shrugs a little and wonders what exactly Chic is. Or maybe that's just me <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> It's better just being a loner grins



<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">You're right.
Instead of each a Fester, we should eat a Subeta user instead.
I call dibs on whoever started Seta.
om nom nom.
With gravy. </blockquote>
Good grief!!! ~rofl~.. I almost choked on my Fester Noodle Soup. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
hahahahahahaha
Instead of each a Fester, we should eat a Subeta user instead.
I call dibs on whoever started Seta.
om nom nom.
With gravy. </blockquote>
Good grief!!! ~rofl~.. I almost choked on my Fester Noodle Soup. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
hahahahahahaha
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My pet didnt like it,lol. >___>
Lol at people with no sense of humour. On both sides.
SETA funny. Fester in a can funny <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
SETA funny. Fester in a can funny <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />

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Yeah, what Aiya said. What is CHIC?

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STAFF
The amusing thing is, the artist that drew this isn't even in CHIC <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> she just thought this was a disgustingly hilarious product. Yeesh, people.
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we should have a new trivia

It's just pressure cooked or boiled chicken which happens to have been placed in a large can. Cooled broth is just going to look like that; it's gelatinized. My grandmother liked to use them to make dumplings since it has already been cooked. Easier than her boiling a chicken.
Haven't had this:
http://gizmodo.com/351304/cheeseburger-in-a-can-reviewed
but it looks worse to me, what with the soggy looking bun and all. How about a yummy Bovyne burger in a can next? Or, maybe that scrambled brains and gravy?
Haven't had this:
http://gizmodo.com/351304/cheeseburger-in-a-can-reviewed
but it looks worse to me, what with the soggy looking bun and all. How about a yummy Bovyne burger in a can next? Or, maybe that scrambled brains and gravy?

I think I'll take some of this canned fester and make some fester a la king on toast with it.
And then I'll go to Kentucky Fried Fester and get a bucket of that fried fester as well.
What do you think?
And then I'll go to Kentucky Fried Fester and get a bucket of that fried fester as well.
What do you think?

Sure I'll be a member of this "SETA"
Subetans Eating Tasty Animals of course. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
Subetans Eating Tasty Animals of course. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
rofl @ chic taking over
get over it XD
And lololol @ eating it cold out of the can
MMM CHICKEN JELLY
get over it XD
And lololol @ eating it cold out of the can
MMM CHICKEN JELLY

You're right.
Instead of each a Fester, we should eat a Subeta user instead.
I call dibs on whoever started Seta.
om nom nom.
With gravy.
Instead of each a Fester, we should eat a Subeta user instead.
I call dibs on whoever started Seta.
om nom nom.
With gravy.
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Poor lil fester lol thanks for the gift!
interesting free gift. but no shimmering coin turned costume trunk? gasps I was expecting it to be redrawn on the fourth of July.

-hurk-