
The folks at Sweet Stu Cannery have just created a wonder of modern food: an entire cooked fester in a can! This is perfect for long camping trips or uninvited guests. They're so sure you'll at least be curious about it, they're giving it away for free! Enjoy!
Posted by Luxe
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Oh boy! lol.
after seeing the real-life version of this item (thanks for the reference link littlestereo!) i feel like i should be joining SETA. not just for the canned fester, but for the thought that they think we would eat somthing so creepy...

LoL. Thats epic. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
I truly hope those Seta's arent serious... Cmon, its just fun. I can only imagine what they think of the Decapitated Puppy we have on site.
I truly hope those Seta's arent serious... Cmon, its just fun. I can only imagine what they think of the Decapitated Puppy we have on site.
Good grief @ the animal rights whatever people freaking out. It is not an actual dead animal. It is /PIXELS/ on a site. And clearly a joke. Relax geez.
Ew! I mean... this is great. I'm going camping tomorrow. I'll just bring this along with me.
i have one in my pantry, but I don't have the nerve to actually open it. Also how does one shove a whole chicken in a can anyway?

People have pet chickens and still eat chicken, so i see no problems with having a pet fester and eating fester.

It gets better (or worse): <br/>
<a href="/redirect.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffoodnetworkhumor.com%2F2009%2F04%2Fa-whole-chicken-in-a-can-yummo%2F" target="_new">http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/04/a-whole-chicken-in-a-can-yummo/</a>
<a href="/redirect.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffoodnetworkhumor.com%2F2009%2F04%2Fa-whole-chicken-in-a-can-yummo%2F" target="_new">http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/04/a-whole-chicken-in-a-can-yummo/</a>

Jessi
STAFF
I love the serving suggestion that says to eat it cold right out of the can. ;A; [/quote[
;___; Andi, you made me sick enough by showing that to <a href=""/users/hagane" rel="hagane"><img src="http://images.subeta.net/icons/staff.gif" border="0">hagane</a> and I, but it actually SAYS THAT ON THE CAN?! EW. EW EW EW.
;___; Andi, you made me sick enough by showing that to <a href=""/users/hagane" rel="hagane"><img src="http://images.subeta.net/icons/staff.gif" border="0">hagane</a> and I, but it actually SAYS THAT ON THE CAN?! EW. EW EW EW.
Subetapets are not ours to eat, wear, experiment on, or use for entertainment!
Well, we shouldn't eat or wear them, at least. GO SETA!
Well, we shouldn't eat or wear them, at least. GO SETA!

covers my poor festers's eyes
(AHAHA I love this <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />)
(AHAHA I love this <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />)
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That is so weird because I just saw a picture on a website of canned chicken...Deja Vu, srsly XD Thanks anyways

I WANT TO BECOME A SETA MEMBER TOO! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!! IT IS A PET! DO YOU FRY AND CAN YOUR OWN CAT?! I DO NOT NEED THIS BARBARIC GIFT! :K
Yay
My bloodred pet wil eat this for sure <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
My bloodred pet wil eat this for sure <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />

Now I need to get a fester so I can feed it this.
It should be an achievement.
"Feed Canned Whole Fester to a Fester."
It should be an achievement.
"Feed Canned Whole Fester to a Fester."
SUBETA DOES NOT APPROVE OF MY COMMENT :CC
ANYWAYS,
I DEMAND YOU STOP MAKING THIS BLASTED PRODUCT AT ONCE OR WE, THE SETA, WILL PROTEST AND TALK TO THE TOP NEWS STATIONS ABOUT THIS.
ANYWAYS,
I DEMAND YOU STOP MAKING THIS BLASTED PRODUCT AT ONCE OR WE, THE SETA, WILL PROTEST AND TALK TO THE TOP NEWS STATIONS ABOUT THIS.
HELLO THERE I AM WITH SETA
SUBETANS FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF ANIMALS
I DEMAND YOU STOP MAKING THIS BLASTED PRODUCT AT ONCE OR I WILL MAKE A PROTEST AND TALK TO THE NEWS ABOUT THIS. >:C
SUBETANS FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF ANIMALS
I DEMAND YOU STOP MAKING THIS BLASTED PRODUCT AT ONCE OR I WILL MAKE A PROTEST AND TALK TO THE NEWS ABOUT THIS. >:C

<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">"WHICH IS SO GROSS, BY THE WAY. SO SO SO GROSS."</blockquote>
But why do I still want chicken now? I mean, really, I'm hungry.
But why do I still want chicken now? I mean, really, I'm hungry.


Feeding Canned Whole Fester to a fester = cannibalism! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
<b>Quote By hagane:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">It is based off of whole chicken in a can, yes. XD
WHICH IS SO GROSS, BY THE WAY. SO SO SO GROSS. </blockquote>
I love the serving suggestion that says to eat it cold right out of the can. ;A;
WHICH IS SO GROSS, BY THE WAY. SO SO SO GROSS. </blockquote>
I love the serving suggestion that says to eat it cold right out of the can. ;A;

hagane
STAFF
It is based off of whole chicken in a can, yes. XD
WHICH IS SO GROSS, BY THE WAY. SO SO SO GROSS.
WHICH IS SO GROSS, BY THE WAY. SO SO SO GROSS.

Thankies!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
nomnomnom mmmmm. Tastes like...chicken?
nomnomnom mmmmm. Tastes like...chicken?
OMFGGGGGGGGGGG.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
I. CAN'T. BREATHE. LAUGHING. TOO. HARD. OMFGITHURTSSOGOOD.
8D ♥
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
I. CAN'T. BREATHE. LAUGHING. TOO. HARD. OMFGITHURTSSOGOOD.
8D ♥

<b>Quote By Shiva:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">lol I remember seeing the chicken in a can weeks/months ago on geekologie... I'm guessing this is a parody of it </blockquote>
You'd be correct! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
You'd be correct! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />

lol Nice. Thanks you. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />


lol I remember seeing the chicken in a can weeks/months ago on geekologie... I'm guessing this is a parody of it <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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..that's sad. =( But free..X)

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what does it do?
