Keel Hauliday 2019

Sea Witch Blob Kitty Plushie
Mermaid Strapped Boots
Properly Preparing Fish
Rift Pirate Pearls
Manatee Love Sticker
Ahoy, scallywags. We'd say forgive us fer us bein' a bit late but a pirate don't apologise so wha' can we say 'cept yer welcome we're 'ere. Brunhilde had a bonny first sail, only nigh-on ran th' ship into th' rocks twice over. She be one heck o' a sprog, that poppet! We did 'ave a wee papa-daughter trip t' th' rift, but as mighty as she be, the wee lass couldnae help but enjoy th' rift mermaids. That's prolly me fault bringin' 'er back all those mermaid plushies o'er th' years. We all got a wee softness in us somewhere! Apart from Dirty Matty. He be a real rat.

Anyhaps, th' crew are back fer our yearly trade, this time we're anchorin' 'til th' end o' th' month, so nigh 11 days! We 'ave a fresh bounty plundered from far 'n nigh ready t' tempt ye. Carl be prolly still lazin' around 'n piratin' from us pirates, jus' don't give 'im any caffeine, if he's goin' t' hand out our booty in his quests we'd at least prefer he did it slow, like.

Eventide Replica Anchor
Midnight Mermaid Treasure
Splendor
Sunfish Paddle
Huggable Angrybeard Plushie
Translation: Afternoon, friends! we'd really like to apologize for us being a day late with our little floating establishment, we do appreciate your patience! My daughter, Brunhilde, had an excellent first time out on the ship, I'm so proud of her! She's really something. We even went on a little father-daughter excursion to Atebus to visit the rift we'd heard so much about, and dear Brunhilde particularly enjoyed the rift mermaids! She always loved the mermaid plushies I brought her growing up. I suppose even the most daring of pirates have a soft spot!

Anyway, the crew are back for our yearly trade, this time we're anchoring until the end of the month, so nearer 11 days! We have a delightful new selection of goods collected completely legally from all over the world and ready for your perusal! Carl is again being helpful and giving out our items in his quests, we just ask that you refrain from giving him any caffeine as we're concerned for the poor man's health. We do like it when he gets his rest.
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Posted by [NPC] Angrybeard

Load this on Kumos site
Thelma
I know a lot of people don't like it, but I love the restocking holiday shop. We only get one holiday a year where this happens and maybe I'm just nostalgic but I miss the good ol' days of Subeta when restocking was practically a competitive sport. The excitement of getting a new item and the joy that comes from beating someone else to it!

I do enjoy that most of the holiday shops are just buy whatever, whenever but I do hope that keel stays the way it is.
Sprout1123
Aaaaaa so many cute things!! Too bad I suck at restocking LOL
just2b
Ah the holiday that makes the BHH feel like a normal shop.
So many wants. sigh
Stiles
I need that sea witch kitty in my life please ❤
Memorv
Manatee Love Sticker

Omg, I need at least three! :joy:
Darkrai
@Anasazi Ocean Depths pulls from the Freyalise. Other machines might happen to pull Freyalise items based on keywords
Valiska
@teacup132 I'm sure that the wait time between purchases is actually about killing lag and reducing server load, rather than making everyone's chances equal.

But I'm disappointed that yet again there's always someone who has to call people babies and whiners when they complain because Keelhauliday is a huge SP sink for anyone without a superfast connection, a lot of free time, and good reflexes, and they don't want to line the pockets of the users with the most free time and fastest internet.

Give it time. In a few days the prices will drop. They'll drop faster if people stop willingly paying over 1-10M SP for items that won't be worth 500K by the end of next week or 100K by next summer. A few items will remain over 1M, but most will not.

And don't let the name callers get you down.
HeadPhonz
i need that sunfish...i neeeeeed it ;-; i love sunfish so much!!
Eire
Yo hoooo!!!
Valiska
@Marlboro I had not ... okay now I'm forever going to be wondering if Gamzee Makara's name was deliberate, too.


I like the new items but once more, as with this year's Steamworks lineup, I'm wondering where all the frills and obnoxious gaudy ornamentation I live for went. And it's not that I'm unsympathetic to the more masculine presentation styles, but rather that in the eras we think of when we think of pirates and steampunk, people presenting as masculine didn't HAVE to wear streamlined garments free of frills and gold braid. I like the skirts lots but every single one of those tops could be worn in an office without attracting undue attention. Some of the colours might be a bit much for a bank, a stockbroker's office or a corporate law office, but I've seen tops similar to these at Modcloth and even at Target?
Saturnine
I got
Merpuppy Faleena Plushie
from Carl ?
CORE
okay the paddle made me laugh
Happy Keel Hauliday y'all~
Asunay
Thank you for this event =)
turbid
Waaaaant!!
Marlboro
Makara


"Ma kara" means "what happened" in Hebrew and the facial expression of the minion is like shockingly saying "what happened???"
I find it so funny, I don't know if it's intentional, but if it's a coincidence, it's even more hilarious lol

@Amber @Rah is it a coincidence? xD
Disasters
Can we ever have even just one event where people don’t bitch and moan about every little thing? Yes things sell out fast, yes people sell the items they restock, that’s always how it’s worked.

Can we just get over it already and be happy we can all still play subeta and that staff hasn’t given up on us even after all the incessant bitching every time they do anything?
Anasazi
which Vending Machine gives out these items???
Tartelette
Tip for anyone struggling with restocking (on pc, can't help you with mobile LOL): put the shop on your bookmarks toolbar so you can randomly click it as you're browsing other pages/doing other things. It helps keep the shop on your mind too, since it's very visible!
Uadjet
Can you fix the programming that has the Wizard asking for this year's Keelhauliday items? Twice. In a row. Costing me two quests. Three if you count that I'm there for Shinwa's bracelet quest.
beinagrind
Some really beautiful items! Especially love the backgrounds and animal wearables. Also ty for the translation <3
Diprosopus
oooo my least favorite holiday hell yeah!
chookie
i just love that the translation of the pirate speak is never 100% accurate XD
now to go add a bunch of items to my wl even though it's 4am in the morning...
AARRRRRRR :D
translation: weeeeeeee!!!! :D
Shawny
Dat map doe uggggggh so pretty I NEED IT.
omg_carrie
Every time you add new kitties (esp. Blob Kitties) I can feel my soul ascending!!!1

and aaaaaaAAAAA omg the puppies!!!!! aaaaaa
Sekhmet
@Amber please fix the Wizard quests or make Maleria give old Lumi items
Solsticesprite
@Amber are we getting two chances to get Keelhauliday items from NPC Drunk Carl, one from the Subetaversary and another from Keelhauliday?
Huskiel
It's sad for me- I just seem to have the worst luck! No matter how I refresh, I've literally never seen an item in the Freyalise. It's just always empty when I try to even see what's up. umu Maybe someday I'll actually get something ahaha
Johnny_673
Always thankful for the translation

Good luck to all restockers, please remember to drink water and stretch your legs often
Cream
The problem remains that there's always that handful who think they need everything handed to them and don't want to work for it. Is it hard to rs stuff? Yes. Are there other ways given to get the items? Yes. I feel it is fair.
teacup132
@Amber @Keith The problem remains that the site is usually about equity, not greed & profiting at the expense of others. It's about giving people a chance. If not, why is the free shop 5 min wait? There's a fundamental problem of the holiday shops not being equitable.
BlueRiver
Rift mermaids, you say? Go on...
Sovereign
lovely but some of the wearable overlays are blurry as hell
Amber STAFF
@jensen Will fix!
@teacup132 It’s not a speciality shop, it works like any other restocking shop. It’s listed in that area because it’s related to a holiday, but not a special shop in the sense that it has /ss/ in the url!
teacup132
@Cream Freyalise Trading Company is a "Holiday & Seasonal Shops" under "Special Shops"
Cream
@teacup132

It is a regular restocking shop, It is not a specialty shop. No support.
Rakumel
@Lantern @Amber I came around to liking the Mola Mola after watching a let's player who also loved them. He spotted one in a underwater diving game and excitedly said, "IT'S THE RIDICULOUS!" (his nickname for them) So after seeing the new item, I immediately thought of that and smiled XD
Cresenta
Map to a Hidden Cove


grabby hands <3
Jenna
Chonky Shrimp Beanbag


oh my GOD
MagnusTheRed
Vivid Pirate Pearls

They look kinda dull and grey to me...
teacup132
@Amber What is the time limit between buys for the specialty shops? Is it the same as reg, 5 sec. Seems a bit unfair if it is as it doesn't give many a chance to grab an item where others grab several. Free shop is 5 min, could it be the same for the specialty shops?
Choco
omg the sunfish
jensen
@Amber also i get a 404 error for Abyssal Replica Anchor female overlay ;>>
Lantern
Carlita
Well, my internet is slowly as hell. As always. Whatever, I give up. Maybe I'm gonna buy some of the items next year, as I always do. LOL
Carlita stop complaining please
Sorry, I just, I can't
HYPEBEAST
So relieved there aren't THAT many items I need this year
elka
@jensen oooo nonono wait no, if not all items match, thats a whole different story. do. not. want. hahahahaha sorry i didnt realize!
Amber STAFF
i love it so much @Lantern
Azzie
MERMAIDS

Mermaids! Mermaids mermaids mermaids, mermaids? Mermaids!!

♥♥♥♥♥
Lantern
The fucking Mola Mola lmao
jensen
@Amber @elka
o: that's neat! i'm cool w leaving it, just wasn't sure if the two green mermaid treasures/pirate pearls were supposed to match w names since all the other ones do

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